Latest Posts by thatdeadwriter00 - Page 3

I'm going to write a book and make it really good and the story amazing and everyone will love it and then I'll write the sequel where everything will be gay and I'll piss off all the straights and I will grow powerful

I need someone to explain what sexual desire is to me because I thought it didn't actually exist then I saw a post about how someone found out they were asexual because they thought sexual desire was a joke and I thought it was one too so someone please tell me what the fuck it is so my identity crisis can end

You sound like my dream girl

PEOPLE ACTUALLY WANT TO HAVE SEX???? DESIRE IT???

I HAVE NEVER ONCE IN MY LIFE DESIRED SEX I DIDN'T THINK IT WAS REAL

WAIT A MINUTE

YOU MEAN PEOPLE JUST GET HORNY?! LIKE, YOU COULD JUST GO: "Man, I'm horny." AND NEED TO DEAL WITH IT????

THAT'S A THING???? SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN HOW IT WORKS TO ME

WAIT A MINUTE

YOU MEAN PEOPLE JUST GET HORNY?! LIKE, YOU COULD JUST GO: "Man, I'm horny." AND NEED TO DEAL WITH IT????

THAT'S A THING???? SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN HOW IT WORKS TO ME

Step 4: Never actually write.

How to write:

Step 1: Plan.

Step 2: Ignore plan.

Step 3: Write chaos.

I need to rant and I fear the voices in my head won't be enough to calm the rant.

"Did you even have a childhood if you didn't have a crush on Zuko???"

I did, I spent my childhood crushing on his sister, his girlfriend, and his girlfriend's girlfriend.

when I read a romance but the FL has more chemistry with her female best friend rather then the ML(s)

As a Mai x Zuko shipper, I am furious that they broke up in the comic, like what??? It makes no sense if you actually watched the show.

As a Mai x Ty Lee shipper...I'm okay with it.

HELPPPP TODAY WAS THE DAY ME AND MY FAMILY GO OUT AFTER CHRISTMAS SHOPPING TO SPEND THE MONEY WE GOT SO WE WENT TO BARNES AND NOBLE AND THERE WAS THIS GIRL THAT LOOKED TO BE MY AGE WITH A MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE SHIRT ON AND I WANTED TO SAY, "Nice shirt." BUT I DIDN'T AND THEN I REMEMBER HOW LAST YEAR ON THE SAME DAY FOR CHRISTMAS SHOPPING THERE WAS ANOTHER GIRL WITH A LESBIAN PIN ON HER BAG IN THE SASME BARNES AND NOBLE AND I WANTED TO SAY "Nice bag" TO HER TOO

GOD IS THROWING ME WOMEN AND I'M DISAPPOINTING HIM GREATLY

My little sister started reading my story with a creepy villain and she came over to me to talk about the story and went:

"I don't know how long it takes for a body to decompose, bUt-"

Character: And by the way...you look ravishing.

Me: Stay the fuck away from her you creepy ass bitch.

Me:

Me: Oh, I wrote that.

When a woman is trembling and the cocky, annoying guy thinks she's scared so he forces her to look him in the eyes and sees she's not trembling out of fear, but rather out of rage>>>>>>>>

Ty lee has a Kiyoshi warrior girlfriend

The wall's a whole hell of a lot more depressing when you realize it wasn't designed to keep monsters away, but designed to keep Nimona away.

Nimona arguing with a child

Kid: Oh yeah?! Well your mom's gay!

Nimona: Mwhahahah! MWHAHAHAHA! BEHOLD!

*gestures to Ballister and Ambrosius holding hands*

You know, it's a good thing I'm not a God. If I was I would treat you all like how I treat my sims.

Chaos everywhere

Death all the time

And straight people being the minority

Last night I read this K-novel that was really sad, and the final chapter was called "If she lived" And I was like "What kind of evil fucker would do this?"

Then I remembered how when I kill off characters I laugh.

The sims games are basically playing with dolls but for adults

Is there anyone else that when they get hit with inspiration act dramatically for no reason?

Like I recently got a story idea, and when I did I was looking up as the thought was formulating and then when it finished, I slammed my head forward really hard. Knocking my headphones to the floor, and then giving myself a mild headache from how hard I slammed it forward.

Helpppp

So I just finished the NaNoWriMo story I was doing for school yesterday, and then last night I thought of another fucking story.

Long story short, I've come up with the plot, 11 characters, their names, and their pasts, and I created a playlist for my MC.

The fact that Sokka doesn't have 7 children in TLOK is a crime equal to the genocide of the air nomads.

Me: Alright, time to write.

My brother: Hey, want to play a board game?

Me: Oh, I can't, I'm writing.

My brother: C'mon

Me : Well, iF yOu iNsIsT

Me when someone asks about my characters:

I don't understand how straight ppl can say "Oh yeah, I support gays but I don't want my kid to be exposed to gay media." Because they think it would turn their kid gay, but guess fucking what? I'm gay even though I was exposed to straight media so that logic makes no sense

Am I in a listen to comfort music form of sadness? Or am I in listen to sad music to fester my growing self-hatred? Only time will tell.

This just happened

Me letting my friend read the prologue to my story: "So, what do you think?"

My friend: "Uh...I like... the words..."

Me:

My friend: *Blushing because she knows how dumb she sounds*