the-crowned-rat - World’s Smartest Idiot
World’s Smartest Idiot

He/Him (Little rat man)Have been dealing with a watchmen special interest for the better half of half a decade. Only just now expressing it.https://en.pronouns.page/@kingofratshttps://kingofratscomms.carrd.co/

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5 years ago

Let's talk about mynoise.net

Have you ever been listening to Rainymood and thought, “Yeah, this is good … but it would be nice if I could customize the sound more, or if there was a little more choice.

Let me introduce you to MyNoise.

MyNoise is a customizable sounscape looper with so many options, even within each soundscape.  So say, for instance, you really love rain sounds when you write or study or relax.  Anything.  I know I’m a big fan of rain sounds.  They have a page for that.

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But say you like really high, pattery rain, and LOTS of low thunder.  Here’s where MyNoise really stands out: you can customize that.  See those sliders with all the cute colors?  That is your equalizer. You can adjust the levels based on what you want to hear more and less of.  Here’s how it looks when you want high, pattery rain and low, rumbly thunder:

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But say rain isn’t really your jam.  Say you want something a little more ambient, a little more background noise-y.  Something with people.  Well, they have customizable coffee house chatter that even has the levels listed for things like “kitchen,” “babble,” and “table”:

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Or say you miss the ocean.

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Or say you miss your cat.

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Or say you miss your spaceship.

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Or say you miss the dungeon where you and your team of scalawag adventurers used to explore and face off against, say, dragons.  In the dungeon.

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This site is seriously so helpful, and those are just a fraction of every kind of sounscape the site has to offer.  The best part is that if you want to layer it with music (for instance, I’ll layer a playlist + rain + coffee shop if the scene I’m writing takes place in a coffee shop), you can adjust the master volume, meaning all of your layers stay at their respective volumes, just louder or quieter.

Enjoy!

5 years ago
I Coloured Her Because I Love Her

I coloured her because I love her

5 years ago

Good shit

😈

😈

5 years ago
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Hey! You just caught a pokemon! What could it be??

Everyone who reblogs this will get a random pokemon based off their blog and url! I’ll also provide a detailed analysis of why you and the pokemon go together.

5 years ago
I'm Not Goblin Myself But This Feels Like Peak Goblin To Me...think Of All The Things You Can Fit In
I'm Not Goblin Myself But This Feels Like Peak Goblin To Me...think Of All The Things You Can Fit In

I'm not goblin myself but this feels like peak goblin to me...think of all the things you can fit in this baby...think of the ease of gathering...the power...

5 years ago

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

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5 years ago

so glad im not 14 and edgy. the word “wiener” or calling someone a “beslobbering, fly-bitten hedgepig” is ten thousand times funnier than slurs

5 years ago

I NEED THIS TOO

Video Game Idea.

A game that is marketed as your standard fishing game and for the first 20 minutes or so you catch normal fish like bluegill and bass and what have you. But the further you go into the lake you start to catch fish with mutations and it gets more and more intense until you’re pulling in Eldritch horror monsters and sometimes severed human limbs. You realize you don’t recall how you got to this lake in the first place and the objective becomes to find your way back to shore. You have no real weapons but you can throw the creatures you’ve caught far away from the boat as a means to distract whatever is underneath you, bumping into the boat sometimes. Additional items for the game.

A fishing pole with a radar that starts out with just beeps but later includes noises with hidden messages.

A GPS that displays texts and story elements.

You meet other boaters, all from various backgrounds, countries, and time periods. Some are friendly, others want to sacrifice you to the lake monsters.

You can also take the route of sacrificing others to the lake monster.

Or you can assemble a party and work to keep them safe.

The more fucked up looking the fish you catch, the closer you’re getting to a boss fight, which is usually running from something you can only see part of in the water.

????

And that’s my game idea.

5 years ago

This is basically my favourite thing ever

Feathered Friend

feathered friend

5 years ago

Suicidal ideation Pepsi Max

Catastrophize Benedictine

Catastrophize Benedictine
5 years ago
[]if You Reblog This In 69 Seconds Halloween Will Be X2 As Good If No Reblog No More Dank Spoopyness

[]if you Reblog this in 69 seconds Halloween will be x2 as good if no Reblog No more dank spoopyness in Halloween Reblog to save lives[]

5 years ago

Reblog if you honestly have NEVER sent anon hate.

It pains me that only 14,000 people can honestly reblog this

5 years ago
30 Minute Speedpaints (6 Of 9) - Diana Franco
30 Minute Speedpaints (6 Of 9) - Diana Franco
30 Minute Speedpaints (6 Of 9) - Diana Franco
30 Minute Speedpaints (6 Of 9) - Diana Franco
30 Minute Speedpaints (6 Of 9) - Diana Franco
30 Minute Speedpaints (6 Of 9) - Diana Franco

30 Minute Speedpaints (6 of 9) - Diana Franco

5 years ago

Wimpod, soft boy

Almost every gay person I’ve met likes pokemon

5 years ago

Well then I guess people are dying then.

Murray: I've only had Alexei for a day and a half

Murray: but if anything happened to him I'd kill everyone in this room and then myself.

5 years ago

This is a big, giant list of Youtube tutorials that will teach you all the basic life skills you need to know in order to be a functional adult. There are a lot of important skills that aren’t included in this list, but this should be enough of a basic guide to get you started and prevent you from making a total mess of yourself. Happy adulting! Household Skills:

How to unclog a toilet without a plunger

How to fix a blown fuse

How to fix a leaky faucet 

How to clean soap scum from your tub and shower

How to escape from a house fire

How to make a budget and stick to it

How to sharpen a knife

How to clean a self-cleaning oven

How to clean red wine stains from carpet

How to clean blood stains from fabric

How to clean grease stains from fabric

How to do a load of laundry

How to iron your clothes

How to test your smoke detectors

Cooking Skills:

How to tell if produce is ripe

How to know if food is expired 

How to properly sanitize a kitchen

How to cook an egg

How to make rice

How to make pasta

How to put out a kitchen grease fire safely

How to use a gas stove

How to use a convection oven

How to cook meat safely

How to use a stand mixer

How to use kitchen knives properly

How to make mashed potatoes

How to make grilled cheese sandwiches 

Health Skills:

How to stop bleeding

How to treat a burn 

How to do CPR (on an adult)

How to do CPR (on a child)

How to do CPR (on a baby)

How to help someone who is choking

How to save yourself if you are choking alone

How to read a nutrition label

How to treat frostbite

How to recognize when someone is having a stroke

How to maintain a healthy sleep schedule

Mental Health Skills:

How to calm down during a panic attack

How to help someone who is suicidal 

How to meditate 

How to stop self-harming

How to recognize problem drinking

How to choose a therapist

How to deal with disappointment

How to cope with grief

How to raise your self-esteem

Relationship and Social Skills:

How to apologize

How to cope with a breakup 

How to accept criticism 

How to deal with bullying 

How to argue in a healthy way

How to ask someone out

How to break up with someone

How to recognize an abusive relationship

How to rekindle a damaged friendship

How to speak in public

Job Hunting Skills:

How to tie a tie

How to write a resume

How to write a cover letter

How to dress for a job interview (for women/femmes)

How to dress for a job interview (for men/masculines)

How to properly shake hands

How to nail a job interview

Other Skills:

How to sew on a button 

How to hammer a nail

How to change your oil

How to put gas in your car

How to jump-start a car

How to pick a good password

How to back up your files

How to write a cheque

5 years ago

REBLOG: go to your blog and click the egg to see what hatches

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5 years ago

A true relic, it belongs in a museum

Tumblr Code.

6 years ago

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Adobe Tells Users They Can Get Sued for Using Old Versions of Photoshop
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"You are no longer licensed to use the software," Adobe told them.
6 years ago

Oh shit I’m feeling sorry for you bro

Oh dear

Hey guys. EVERYONE, and I mean EVERYONE who reblogs this post BY MAY 5TH 2019 will be getting a small monster design based on your blog theme, name, or profile picture. Let’s go.

6 years ago
Sorry Sjws There Are Only 9 (Nine) Genders

sorry sjws there are only 9 (Nine) genders

6 years ago

“How arw you paying for photoshop” im not LMAO

6 years ago

Peppers are the spicy of the fire, mint is the spicy of the ice, carbonation is the spicy of the air, and vinegar is the spicy of the water.

6 years ago

I lub them like omg

Raptors!
Raptors!
Raptors!

raptors!

6 years ago

I’ve compiled every raw ass quote from tumblr shitposts into my phone and i’m gonna use every single one of them in my campaign at some point.

6 years ago

Honestly cannot blame you my duder.

Turning off anon

Hope y’all are fucking happy

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