My rexwalker moment came
A few months ago I binge read the masterpiece that is Dominoes by @meridiansdominoes and had these illustrations to the latest chapter in my drafts ever since. Finally got a chance to finish them this week :D I got such joy out of reading that story and was so inspired I just had to draw something. If you are a clone fan and haven’t read that fic yet, do yourself a favour and check it out!!
Actually daddy you're being kinda needy can you shut the fuck up for a bit, kitten's got a banging headache.
the 501st finest (please this is the dumbest thing i've ever made)
Once I was looking up writing promts and one was like, "you and a few strangers wake up in a forest is what you went to sleep in with no memory of how you all got there," and all I could think of was how awkward that would be for people who sleep naked or just in underwear.
Welp, I know what I'm watching tomorrow
(the pictures used are from Frock Flicks on Pinterest)
We made it to the new millennium! Time to say goodbye to our 90's lad and say hello to Ewan's 2000's era!
Genre: Drama
Rating: R
Director: Pat Murphy
Synopsis: "Nora" stars Susan Lynch as the titular character and Ewan McGregor. The movie is based on the real life of Nora Barnacle, who was the life partner of the prolific Irish writer, James Joyce. Her story begins as a bright-eyed young woman eager to leave her town. After falling in love with a talented writer, and accomplishing her dream to move out of Dublin, she starts to realize that the life she envisioned for herself is nothing like the reality she finds herself in.
Ewan Review: Ewan plays the character James Joyce. Although the movie is called "Nora" it could have easily been called "James", as the film seems to focus more on him than his counterpart. James is an aspiring Irish writer and a very talented one at that. The only problem is that he struggles to find a publisher for his work which makes him feel insecure in his craft. He is arrogant, self-centered, heavily swayed by the opinions of his friends, and prone to fits of jealousy. He loves Nora and is utterly reliant on her love and support though he can be too proud to admit it. Ewan speaks in an Irish accent for the role, which I don't think is great, but he does act opposite of a native Irish actress so the difference is more noticeable. He has facial hair which changes over time and I didn't like at all. He speaks a little Italian, plays guitar, and sings five times. This movie is smut city! He has a love interest and when they aren't fighting they're fucking. Within ten minutes of the movie, Ewan is whimpering like a puppy while getting jacked off in an alley. He has several kiss scenes and sex scenes, one of which is nude doggy style. He has a shirtless scene, fingering scene, and a masturbation scene. He also exhibits some cuckolding desires which I found intriguing. The creme de la creme in my opinion is the dirty talking sequence. James and Nora write erotic letters to each other which the actors read out loud. One more thing that I must mention is something I've yet to see repeated in a Ewan movie. In one particular sex scene, Ewan strokes Susan Lynch's leg, creeping up her dress, and you see her twitch. Like, the involuntary twitch your body does when someone touches you just right...I'm just gonna leave that right there. Overall, Ewan gives a good performance.
Screentime Percentage: Ewan is on screen for a grand total of 60/107 minutes making his SP 56%.
To Ewan or not to Ewan: Is the movie worth watching for Ewan content alone? Yes! Is it worth watching in general? Y'all are gonna think I'm crazy for this, but no. Maybe if you're a fan of James Joyce, which is the intended audience anyway, then you'll find it enjoyable. The movie itself is pretty boring. While Susan Lynch was the best actor in this film and did incredible, I wouldn't watch this except for Ewan and even that was a struggle when smut wasn't happening. If you're choosing movies to watch based on the Ewan factor then this is an understandable skip. It's extremely unfortunate that even pathetic, jealous, sex couldn't save this for me.
Where to Watch: "Nora" is available for rent on YouTube. You can stream it for free on the following platforms: Tubi, Pluto TV, Sling TV, Fandango at Home, Freevee, Amazon Prime Video, and Redbox.
Inaki Godoy really puts the silly little guy into Luffy, prime casting right here
he actually never did anything wrong in his life and i will defend this silly boy with my whole being forever
I've never cried in the middle of the night while looking at lgbt wedding pictures why would you ever assume that.
Ya know what, I'm thinking of writing some Maze Runner smut or just fanfiction. Request some if you want! I just got into the fandom and I really hope it's not dead.
18+, an art nerd just trying to live. She/they.
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