Someone has got to come along. So I can take care of them or I'm just useless
Girlfriend: you ordered that for her
Me: you said give her whatever she wanted.
Gf: WTF were you thinking
Me: thank God we don't have to have the sex talk with her she seems pretty woke for her age good job super mom
I want one of those too
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Time for change
either way milks gonna come outta my nose right
Second breakfast Yes thank you but I ordered two entrees
If youβre Up Down Strange charm(ing) Top or Bottom Hmu n give me that Hadron. If you dont get it im just saying im always there for you just all sciencey likeπ€ππ¬π§ͺπ§¬Iβm a single cis M 39yrs. 6β0β I am stupid goofy I like rock out to good music and play several instruments oh yea i want someone to make babies with me little brillant babies contents that is #nickolismemems I made thou
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