The17thstan22 - TannerxDylan

Tanner is home just long enough between trips to visit the home gym in his garage.

Grrr, those soles need such a licking and tickling (and locking in stocks)

They. Must. Be. Stopped.

Angel 2 is shaping up nicely! If only he'd stay clean shaven...

Seriously, what is it with twinks these days? If they're not growing terrible facial hair, they're getting terrible tattoos. They must be stopped 😤

File under: "cocky e-boys who need to be repeatedly drained of all their nut"

In honor of Dylan’s birthday, Tanner posted a bunch of old pictures of them, reminding us of their great lifelong friendship and epic ship. Dylan once said in all the years he’s known Tanner he’s seen him more shirtless than clothed and these pics confirm. They were pretty adorable then, and still are.

Tanner turned 23 today and celebrated by giving us this present.

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Tanner recently discovered wikifeet, and was obviously very proud of his near perfect rating. You could see the wheels turning in his head. You think that’s nice? Wait til you see what I’m going to do in my cold plunge. This is guy who once purchased the custom license plate CLKBAIT so we can trust he knows what to do with this discovery.

‘Hey, hey, let go!’ yelled Tanner, as two guys who’d been hanging around the trampoline park grabbed him mid-jump and carried him to a van outside to be hogtied, gagged, and driven off to a quiet little dairy farm to be milked of all his thick, delicious “Kansas Kreme”…