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~{ HUGH JACKMAN }~

I genuinely think Hugh Jackman is the most attractive man on this planet (and overall ever seen) HIS AUSTRALIAN ACCENT, HIS FACE, HIS BODY, LITCHERALLY EVERYTHING ABOUT HIM IS JUST SO UGHHHHHH. I need him in ways that if I said out loud, I would be in jail. He has my heart, and all my self respect. I practically need to be his (very controversial) young gf. IM ALL HIS. And don’t even get me started on JAMES HOWLETT RAHHHH IM OBSESSED, OR Poolverine, oh my god IM OBSESSED WITH THE SHIP!!

Also lowk want to make an x-men DR and just be with James (Logan) howlett 🤤🙏🏼 (maybe even Deadpool with me too… #throuple!)

onnchr

Imma do this because I’m fucking bored.

What’s your url?

Now take away any and all numbers (1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,0), take away the letters F, Z, M, Q, L, H, B, T, P, E, A, Y, S, B, D, and X, take away all dashes (-),

What’s your new fucked up version of your url?

crustycreature

crucrur

hey babe are yous a gargoyle because yous the only goyle id gargle

shout out to amnesiacs, gotta be my favorite gender fr

sorry but the scene where eggman grabs his henchman by the inner mouth made me blush

~ 💖 ASK GAME 💖 ~

📷 What’s set as your phone’s lockscreen?

🍫 Cheese or chocolate?

✨ Do you have any nicknames?

🎵 Last song you listened to?

✏️ Have you ever written fanfiction?

😏 Are you on discord?

 💛 Do you have any piercings?

🐰 What do you think says the most about a person?

🍪 If you were a cookie, what kind would you be?

🐶 Are you more of a dog person or a cat person?

🎧 Headphones or earbuds?

🌼 What’s the last thing you said out loud?

🙃 What’s a weird fact that you know?

🦉 Are you a morning person or a night owl?

🧸 Favorite place to nap?

🏳️‍🌈 Are you a member of the LGBTQIA+ community?

🦋 Describe yourself in three words.

👖 Jeans or sweatpants?

🥤 What’s your go-to Starbucks order?

🧡 A color you can’t stand?

💎 What’s your most prized possession?

☕ Coffee or tea?

🦖 Favorite extinct animal?

🌙 How long have you been on tumblr?

🌴 Desert island item?

🐸 Describe your aesthetic.

🔮 What’s your dream job?

💙 Relationship status?

🌿 Describe your favorite outfit.

🎤 Is there a song you know all the lyrics to?

🤎 What color is your hair?

💌 Do you talk to yourself?

💄 Do you wear makeup?

🌸 Best compliment you ever received?

💞 @ your favorite blog.

Reblogs are appreciated!

Shitty Narrator aesthetic: do you guys think that stanley and the narrator ever explored each other’s bodi- [i am violently expunged from the narrative]

New crack ship just dropped

The masculine urge to lay eggs in a swamp.