WIP Time Babeyyyyy! It Feels Like It's Been Eons Since I Last Posted Any Art (school Is Crazy And Art

Weirdly anti-millennial articles have scraped the bottom of the barrel so hard that they are now two feet down into the topsoil

"I said there were no rules, I didn't expect you to go and be god"

oh hey btw, apparently tumblr mobile now has an option to report ads for having flashing lights, if you click the three dots in the top right corner it should show up. not sure how long thats been there but i dont remember it being there at least a few months back, i would venture to guess it came with the recent update but shrug. fucking ridiculous that they cant just not put flashing ads in our faces in the first place, but at least this is an option.

people who dont have issues with flashing lights are allowed and encouraged to reblog

Love how some people can have a 4 hour video essay about a tv show and I cant even finish my five paragraph essay

Gotham City was real but Batman was still fictional, and Gotham got all its revenue from Batman-related tourism. The constant Batman gift shops were fun at first but soon became grating.

A wonderful tutorial but it doesn't apply to some mobile users. So for mobile users you could do this

just tap on it and it'll close out

What to do when you don’t like a fic: a step by step guide

Step 1:

why aren't there more mysteries that take place in nursing homes & retirement communities. i want to watch a group of deranged retirees-cum-amateur-detectives combine their powers of:

decades of life experience

boredom-fueled busybody shamelessness

access to the most gossipy next-door-neighbors in existence

"I am too old to be arrested and/or give a shit" attitude

and solve crimes. this should be an enormous subgenre.

somehow instead of saying "as a treat", I've started using the phrase "for morale", as if my body is a ship and its crew, and I (the captain) have to keep us in high spirits, lest we suffer a mutiny in the coming days.

and so I will eat this small block of fancy cheese, for morale. I will take a break and drink some tea, for morale. I will pick up that weird bug, for morale.

I'm not sure if it helps, but it does entertain me

I can't believe this is developing into some semblance of an actual story

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