No Mysterious Stranger Is Replaced By Florida Man Who Wears Naught But A Thong And Kills People With

Same

The Sundays

Justin freaked with my bean and made me have an uncontrollable desire for French onion soup and now it shall be answered

Um?

Um?!?!?

(This was at the Storm Crow Manor in Toronto and yes, the soup was amazing)

Pull the goddamn trigger, Cards against humanity

pull the trigger, Cards Against Humanity.

Excelsior

11/12/2018

She stops after she walks in on Merle in a hot pink wig singing the latest pop song in the bathroom

Lup makes wigs out of the crew members’ hair starting after a fireball (not her’s) burned Taako’s hair off one cycle. On one hand it’s very handy to just wear a wig instead of using a glamour spell but on the other, Davenport has to deal with everyone else just deciding they’re all wearing wigs at random (and seeing Merle wearing a long two-toned wig of Lup’s five cycles back)

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Talking to one of the most haunted dolls in history, known for mayhem and injury, being threatened to be MURDERED by it and this mf says "okay"

this bitch said “,okay,”

Fallout Games

Fallout 4: Nukes are very rare and serious, only ever used at the end of the game

Fallout 76: You can just like, pick one up and nuke a fucking town.

Good Luck, I really hope you're able to get out of the situation

ATTENTION TUMBLR!!!

Since I wasn’t able to raise enough money to escape my abusive home and get a new apartment, I’ve had to move back in with my homophobic dad who is legally my guardian through the courts. I am an adult, but he’s had me deemed mentally incapable by a judge, even though this is far from true. He is trying to send me to conversion therapy in the United States, right now it is just threats but I need out before he actually does it. Please help if you can. I need to raise enough for lawyer fees to contest his guardianship (5,000 to start), the move (rent is $1600 altogether because I need first and last months) and food + basic necessities/furniture ($1,000). Altogether, I am trying to raise $7,600. Below is the link to my money pool where you can contribute.

@zerocapitalism @thebibliosphere @lostindaydreams-gemz

Garnet's Shades

The fact that garnet can take off her sunglass things means that-

1) She either alter her form to not have them

Or

2) There's a storeroom somewhere filled with cool shades.