Holy Shit

Yup.

Some of these pictures are of lava rock, and others are of smokers’ lungs—can you tell us how many of each? Even if you can’t, one thing is for certain. Cigarette smoking can harm nearly every organ in your body.

Things such as this make me believe there is no redemption in humanity

Credit: https://imgur.com/gallery/4LXnrWO

Original comic: https://www.buttersafe.com/2019/03/21/the-water-cycle/

Count Von Count

In Sesame Street, the vampire is the one who counts and teaches you how to do basic math. Suspiciously, there is an old myth that if you throw salt or rice down when a vamp is chasing you, they HAVE to count every grain. Thus, when Count Von Count stops counting, he'll eat your kids.

Dang tumblr, you're cold blooded

It’s been real, baby.

Probably, right? I am an adult, and I do make content for people of all ages, so it seems within the laws of reason. I’ll still probably post what I can here if I don’t get blasted, but just in case you can catch my at my new twitter and a deviantart. Oh, or at my Patreon, which is old news but I might as well put it here too.

If the sweet swood dude that runs that instagram for me is reading this, I’d be happy to take it off your hands at this point. You did a great job of rackin’ up followers for me over there.

Happy anniversary Neil!

and on April 13th, 2006, niel banged out the tunes, and it was good

Honestly that's probably true

Would you like some hot nog?

I feel like the answer doesn’t matter I’ll die either way.

really hate how so many people are aphobic, transphobic, etc without being OPEN about it. i just wanna follow some new people without having to search through their blog to make sure they dont hate me or other people for simply existing

Can't wait

Lars of the Stars ☆

I saw sneak peek a while ago and I really wanted to draw something like that

im lying in bed rn struggling to breathe at all, i feel like i’m suffocating 24/7. i have some sort of lung/breathing problem and i haven’t been able to breathe normally if at all for almost a week. i’m being seen at my school’s clinic for free, and i got two breathing treatments there yesterday, but i am really scared of what might be wrong.

i have $77 dollars worth of medication that i ABSOLUTELY NEED. im buying it from my school at a deep discount, but i can’t afford it at all rn. i can’t express how much i need this medicine, i terrified i might actually die if i don’t have these breathing treatments and medicines. i don’t think i can handle another day of this, i can’t even move.

all i need is $77 to get the medication to normalize my breathing, which has to be paid to the bursar. please i really really need help. my cashapp is $amberinas