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Count Von Count

In Sesame Street, the vampire is the one who counts and teaches you how to do basic math. Suspiciously, there is an old myth that if you throw salt or rice down when a vamp is chasing you, they HAVE to count every grain. Thus, when Count Von Count stops counting, he'll eat your kids.

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The Masterlist

Zombie Apocalypse AU

Sleeping Habits

Sole Refusing to Kill

Dreaming Sole’s Death

Meeting Mad Max

Going to Strip Club

Finding Pre-War Photo of Pinup Sole

Sole Becoming Immortal

MacCready Falls in Love with Sole

Meeting Dean Domino

Sole Getting Injured

Settler Thanking Sole with Hug and Kiss

Walking in on Sole Asking Strong to Throw Them to Prydwen

Sole Being Decapitated Deadpool Style

Sole Trying to Have Drunk Sex

Sole Being Super Tired but Acting Super High

Meeting Me

Female Sole Dying During Childbirth (hella angsty)

Sole Sleep Walking

Sole Going Down on Sleeping Companions

Sole Giving Lap Dance (Male)

Sole Giving Lap Dance (Female)

Sole Getting Married to Someone Else (Part 1)

Sole Getting Married to Someone Else with Happy Ending (Part 2)

Sole Heavily Using Chems

Sole Giving Them Neck Bite (Female Companions)

Sole Tripping and Falling into Companions

Sole Having a Stutter

Synth Shaun Throwing Tantrum

Finding Teen Sole’s Smutty Journal About Companions

Sole with High Libido History Geek Sole Waking up to Sole Spooning Them (Female Companions) How They Pleasure Themselves (Female Companions) Sole Builds Robot to Name it After Companions Sole Self Harming Realising They’re Gay for Same-Sex Sole

First Kiss with Sole Present Day AU

Shy Sole Grinding on Them During Party Caring for Their Infants

Male Sole with One Testicle

Sole Burning Vault Suit

Nick, Mac and Deacon + Sole Looking Like Their Dead Wives

Having to Bathe with Sole

Musical Instruments of Choice

Sexual Tendencies

Sole Having a Pot Belly

Sole Being Insulted

Sole Cheating on Them

Sole Wanting to Draw Them Naked (Female Companions)

Sole Suggesting a Threesome

Sole Wanting to be Tied up in Bed

How They Pass Time While Travelling

Sole Looking Like Someone They Knew (Female Companions)

Intimidating Sole Actually Being a Softy

Female Companions Approach Other Female Companions for Sex

Cait/Piper Being Jealous

Sole Threatened by Chem Dealer

Large Breasted Sole

Walking in on Sole Masturbating and Moaning Companion’s Name

Sole Farting in Elevator

Sole Dressing as Grognak (Female Companions)

Cumming In Sole (Male Companions)

Annoyed at Sole for Picking up Deskfans

Buff Sole Wrestling Deathclaw

Accidentally Killing Sole

Synth Shaun Calling Them Mum/Dad

Sole Survivor Having Body Piercings

How They Act While Sick

Sole Getting Pregnant/Getting Companions Pregnant

Sole Dancing with Someone Else

Getting Called Derogatory Names

Shaun Tames Deathclaw

Sole Showing Them How to Bowl

Sole Masturbating and Moaning Companion’s Names

Shaun Asking to Sleep with Companions During Storm

Breaking up with Sole

Sole Introducing Companions as Shaun’s New Parent

Self-Conscious Sole

Sole Stealing Them Gifts

Sole Getting Gen2 Synth Eyes

Shirtless Sole

Pickman Mystery Mansion

Walking in on Cait Cuddling Teddy Bear

Sole Falling Through Snow

Sole Wanting Sex While on Quest

Mr House Offering to Endorse Sole and the Minutemen

Sole as Kris Kringle

Companions Sexual Fantasies About Sole

F!SS Gifting Herself to Companions

Companions’ Ideal Gifts

Sole Blowing Up Mr Gutsy by Repeating ‘Will You Comply’

Christmas Fluff Fic

Sole Getting Fisted by Fisto

Dream Daddy/Mummy

Sole Proposing

Busty F!SS Spilling Water on Herself

F!SS Gives Tit Job to Male Companions

F!SS Telling Romanced Female Companions She’s Pregnant

Female Companions’ Post-Sex Awakening Without Sole

Companions Discovering They’re a Synth

Someone Feeling Up Sole

DC Guard Calling Sole Beautiful

Sole Softly Singing Shaun a Lullaby

Most Hurtful Things Companions Could Say to Sole

Sole Finding and Wanting to Use Ouija Board

Companions Find the Death Note

Sole Dying of Incurable Disease

Hancock becoming Glowing Ghoul Injured Sole Passing Out from Pain

Sole Flirting With Every Robot

Sole + Piper Discovering Curie

Companions Favourite Pre-War Things about Sole

Nuka World Bosses’ Sexual Tendencies

F!SS/X6-88 NSFW

Super Chill Sole Who Never Gets Angry. Ever.

Jealous Companions

Companions as Aussie Stereotypes

Companions Get Cucked

Companions + Middle Earth

The Marvel React

Three Events Making Piper Realise Her Love

Companions’ Preferred Robots 

Companions Described with Love Songs

First Time Sole Said “I Love You”

Sole Having Cute Quirk

Sole Getting Smashed at Strip Poker

Female Companions Losing at Strip Poker

Sole Looks Like Piper’s Mum

Virgin Sole

Sole as Astronaut

Companions Accidentally Drinking Sole’s Breastmilk

Companions Thoughts on Having Child with Sole

Companions Being More Affectionate

Awkward Occurrences During Sex

Companions Slap Sole in Argument

Yt people stay on their bs..Boycott this colonizer y’all!!

Garnet's Shades

The fact that garnet can take off her sunglass things means that-

1) She either alter her form to not have them

Or

2) There's a storeroom somewhere filled with cool shades.

The abysmal amount of context given is what makes it funny but also so confusing

Spider-Man: Far from Home

After infinity war, all the dust characters come back, but in random places on earth. Peter P. ends up in England.

This situation in Sudan makes me so so so so so mad and angry because they CUT OFF the Internet so people can’t say what’s happening there and they rely on US to be SAVED because they’re currently living a NIGHTMARE they can’t even go to the streets NORMALLY and they can’t do ANYTHING ABOUT IT BECAUSE THERE IS NO INTERNET. THE SUDANESE PEOPLE RELY ON US. DO SOMETHING.

Here’s how you can help:

Donate to the United Nation High Commissioner for Refugees: https://donate.unhcr.org/int/south-sudan/~my-donation

Donate to the Sudan Relief Fund: https://sdnrlf.com/campaign-cat/featured/ 

Donate to the International Medical Corps for Sudanese Medical Aid: https://www.gofundme.com/f/sudanese-medical-aid

Share share share share!!!!!

They count on us!! If you know any other way we can help, please tell me!!

Shack in the desert

I've made a quiz so you can find out

What Abandoned Place Are You?

I've worked very hard on it, reblog and share what you got!