Thedyslexiaalexia - Disco Cowgirl

I cant even imagine the pain parents go through with goth kids.

Pushing out all those piercings at birth must've hurt so bad.

So just found out today that the guy who invented cocaine also invented mustard gas and died from it.

He was also german so a german man dying from mustard is some danganronpan ass death.

My cats when I open any can

fun fact about mormons (especially the Utah ones) they can't drink coffee/hot beverages. so they LOVE their soda. Utah is kinda infamous for their soda shops and "dirty soda" for this reason. anyways i imagine after living away from the rest of society for so long joshua would go ape shit hearing the shhhh sound of cracking open a nuka cola for the first time in years

There’s this guy that sits in front of me who you would think is a conservative redneck bc his entire aesthetic is southern lumberjack w boots and denim and hats but he’s actually one of the most inclusive and anti trump guy I’ve ever met and today he wore this hat that sums up his entire personality and I’m screaming.

Don’t judge a book by its cover; make cornbread, not war.

Everytime a big company gets its hands on a beloved IP it always makes it shit despite having a 1 to 1 blueprint on lore.

Company: We dont need all this established lore, our writers can make something better :)

The fallout series shows that by destroying the entire west coast lore for their version because "We can do it better :)" and get surprised when fans hate it. "Just turn your brain off and dont think too hard just have fun :)))))))"

How about give me back my fallout west coast lore Amazon?

I love this motherfucker but he dies TOO MUCH

why did my dad send this

should i be concerned

Was taking the trash out at work and the universe got me.

My girls at their best

Ever since I moved out a few years ago my want to come out to the rest of my family grows every day.

I told myself if my dad ever said "Do you like men?" Id tell him the truth but ever since I was 14 he'd always ask "Are you gay?" And Id say "No dad im not gay" and he'd respond with a "whew thank god" like the homophobe he is if he even got a whiff of something that wasnt hetero-normative.

Poor fucker doesnt know im bisexual.