Theghostofacookie - Theghostcookie

you flex your muscles at the gym and nothing happens but across the room my shirt inexplicably rips apart

Oh shit I just realized I can post the “Gaussian Blur Wizard That Gaussian Blurs You” here

Reblog if you think im cute

Wretched voice in my head telling me to make an absurdly complicated tactical TTRPG where every character class is managing multiple unique mechanics and juggling four or more resources. Ideally every class takes over ten hours to, like, figure out, and very few of the skills learned transfer from class to class. They should all be capable of immense bullshit if you can figure out how they do what they do and how to optimize your turn structures. The things keeping me from doing this are twofold:

It would take a long long long time to make

It would fucking suck to play

"oh please everyone has gay thoughts sometimes" so what i'm hearing is that heteronormativity is so ingrained that a significant percentage of the population regularly experiences bisexual attraction? but dismisses it as something that all straight people experience? this is so concerning are you guys okay

yeah no offense to confucius or anything but if i was about to embark on a journey of revenge i would simply not dig two graves

Girl that tucks whenever she gets in an argument with her chaser gf

the ‘uh oh you found the toothpaste’ meme but its the g-man from half-life

“seems, like you’ve found the toothpaste, dr. freeman. now let’s get this clear, gordon. i, can brush, my teeth, all by myself. hmm?”

*gravity gun violence*