Latest Posts by theinkedsoul - Page 4
my favorite hc is that penelope was told by the ladies in waiting to go and stay in her room and not to come out for anyone
and she hears screams and whatnot and is like oh fuck now theyve done it, the suitors are gonna destroy the place
only to hear the screams lessen in volume and being like ? are they killing each other?
but then she hears a scream clear as day "THIS WILL BE YOUR FATE" and she's like🧍♀️no fuckin shot my husband is down there on a murder spree
and she immediately starts pacing back and forth like "LADIES HELP ME PREPARE I NEED TO LOOK DIVINE" and it's a full makeover sequence
and they're posing her and being like "hold on, tilt your chin up a little bit, turn to the side like 12 degrees- BOOM my lady you are serving such cunt"
and then they hear odysseus' loud ass steps going up the stairs and all the ladies scatter while penelope tries to look nonchalant like "AHEM....😳 is it you? have my prayers been answered?"
one of the characters im writing has a very specific fetish i do not have and have not been able to give myself yet but i’m hoping by the time i have to write sex scenes with him i’ll have developed the fetish in earnest so i can write it from a place of truth
found a pretty little surprise when I took the dust jacket off of the wicked king by holly black
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this hit me like a truck
You’re in his dms I’m in his nightmares
Live blog listening to Cruel Prince:
Fuck Judes family, every single one, for preparing to leave the ball without even thinking of Jude at the crowning ceremony.
More at 6
this should not have gagged me as hard as it did
Ochako saved Toga the only way she knew how.
Deku saved Tomura the only way he knew how...?😅
Streamer Katsuki who does a lot of trips to Japan because his family is still there but when he's back in the states his mom watches his streams and when she sees the chemistry between you and him, she calls and starts yelling at him to get married to you while you don't understand a lick of japanese or why he's red in the ears
all i think about is sex and how i’m going to die
When I see "TFOTA", I don't read it as "The Folk of the Air"
I read it as "tuhfohtah"
At work there used to be a sign on a few things that would say like "if this bubbles, run for your life" and "if you hear thumping run for cover" and "bears can and will kill you" and really in general I wish the park service was more willing to say "you are not at home, you are not at disneyland, you can die here and you can die so badly your family will have to bury an empty casket because no one will risk their own life to collect your idiot corpse."
As much as I love The Folk of the Air, i wish the uwu-fication of Cardan and Jude 'wears the pants in the relationship' Duarte just STOPS in this fandom 😭
On another note, I wish more people would yuri them instead 😔
Can you guys stop mischaracterising them???? Also, some of you guys need to stop acting like Jude and Cardan are written by sarah j maas (derogatory). Every time i see Jude in certain fanarts potrayed as a skinny white woman that looks like she got plastic surgery done, an angel dies 💔
Don't even get me STARTED on Cardan fanarts. He just looks like an average booktok guy. Y'all will never appreciate non-human love interests 💔 give my man back his tail and make him actually look ethereal and uncanny compared to Jude.
Also. I want Jude to STAND OUT if she's in a fanart with other faeries. I want her to distinctively look human. I want her to look like she doesn't belong with them and make it look so glaringly obvious.
Has this been done before?
jayce and zaun vik
just something sexy about a man in total despair
people complain about repetition of character traits in fantasy books all the time then cannot even handle when cardan has a tail
and that’s exactly why he called her ass a liar lmfao
jude "climbed into the rafters of the throne room while grievously injured because she thought someone was going to try to assassinate cardan" duarte telling him she wouldn't take a knife for him is so funny. like ok girl
pro hero bakugo katsuki who is unfortunately used to the swoons and flirty expressions he receives from people on the daily. he’s only grown more handsome as the years go by, and the media seems determined to remind him about that every day.
it’s made his daily life insufferable, and he finds that it annoys him when people bend over backward and stutter and let him walk all over them in an attempt to please him wherever he goes. he’s just managed to escape a gaggle of enthusiastic and giggly fans when—
“hey! watch it asshole!”
he blinks slowly when he crashes into you, a frustrated groan leaving your lips when your drink goes tumbling to the floor. he’s baffled by the glare you shoot him, pretty eyes glowering with disdain before you scoop the useless cup up and toss it into the trash.
“what the fu—“
“next time watch where you’re going,” you grumble, cutting him off and wiping a stray drop of liquid from your sleeve. “thought a pro would have better reflexes.”
your short interaction has sent a thrill through bakugo’s spine, and he feels himself fighting off a smirk before—
“what’s your name sweetheart?”
you falter for a moment, his question catching you off guard before you give him a wary look and answer. he motions to the coffee shop behind you with his head, moving towards the entrance as he aims a cocky grin your way.
“need to know what name to give the barista so i can make it up to you.”
Two of my fav phineas and ferb posts
Nosy ass plant
I love them, Your Honor 🙋🏻♀️💚
this website is too fucking easy you make a post about transgender gay sex or the skull and people black out and hit reblog
is it just me or does cardan from his own POV completely differ from how people see him from outside?
we usually think of mood as a scale from 1-5, but there's actually a negative scale too, where the frown turns back into a smile, but just a little insane !
when jude said "shit i think i might actually like this guy... i need to kill him so i don't feel like this" i felt that
