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THEY’RE DOING A SEGMENT ON SKY TOMORROW WHERE THEY RECREATE THE BROCEDES SPANISH GP CRASH USING BICYCLES HELLO 😭
“Bats all have their respective Supers” false. Bruce Wayne got one (1) Super obsessed with him and it influenced an entire generation of Supers. His aura was so powerful, he managed to get Supers doing crossover events and protecting unrelated Bats. All because Clark Kent was down bad. Imagine.
Had a dream that Nico and Lewis replaced two of my relatives. Noone said anything. Its was a small family reunion. Nico was serving dinner.
no one teaches you what to do / when a good man hurts you / and you know you hurt him too
happiness (taylor swift) x brocedes
Don't know how to explain it but Simi is the opposite of Brocedes. Met later in life vs childhood friends. Strangers to best friends vs best friends to strangers. My favourite teammate vs the teammate I don't speak about. Being teammate brought us closer vs being teammate destroyed us. Seb and Kimi always saying to the press the other was their only friend on the grid vs Lewis "We are not friends". Seb being the one person Kimi extensively talked to vs Nico speaking in any language bar English to avoid speaking with Lewis. Kimi staying at Ferrari for Seb vs Nico leaving Mercedes without a warning to Lewis. Seb and Kimi always talking about eachothers vs Lewis being silent about Nico (Nico is talking to a wall). Seb saying that it's "impossible" to fight with Kimi because everytime there was an issue they openly discussed it vs Lewis and Nico fighting tooth and nail. Seb and Kimi openly despising and never using "mind games" with their teammate vs the psychological war that Nico and Lewis carried on (and Nico saying he doesn't regret playing mind games). Seb and Kimi defending eachothers against journalists vs Nico and Lewis using press to wage war. Seb and Kimi both taking their distance from F1 vs Nico and Lewis still clinging to the sport in any way they can. Ferrari red vs Mercedes silver, the first being the last heartbeats of one of the most beautiful friendship on the F1 grid, the second the first signs of the beginning of a heartbreaking war. "It's like I've known you my entire life" vs "I used to know you, but I don't anymore".
Also Charles being the son of Simi's divorce (went to Ferrari when Kimi was dropped) and Max being the son of Brocedes's divorce (he was there in 2016, front row seat).
who up thinking about how lewis and nico are two sides of the same coin in the sense that they both embody talent in two very different ways.
lewis has a natural talent that shines so bright it burns. he’s a shooting star—raw talent that blazes and leaves nothing in its wake.
nico, on the other hand, has talent borne from his analytical mind. he’s taught himself the exact way he has to move, the exact temperature in which he has to burn in order to shine just as bright. because he has learned that in order to be a star, you must burn.
So, even though you have broken my heart yet again. I wanted to say…
sometimes it feels like lewis has a degree of distance from the rest of the grid that makes it hard to connect to him (i, a newer fan, took a while to even get a proper sense of his vibes). he’s such a legend and icon in the sport there’s always a little bit of separation i think — maybe subconsciously for some of the older drivers, but i think it’s more prevalent in the younger drivers because so many of them actually idolized him for years and are suddenly racing with him. max may be getting there but he also grew up with most of the grid, and he has his funky little hobbies (twitch streaming sim races) that give fans a glimpse of him casually. i’m not sure why lewis doesn’t participate in grill the grid/f1 videos but when you think about it that’s how a lot of people get some more casual impressions of the drivers they don’t follow as closely (or at all), and then he’s not there. there’s just this air of legendary about him so when you see him standing alone it seems intentional, in a way. he is always standing on his own as a leader in many (metaphorical) ways so i can understand why the drivers might see him minding his business during the parade and think he wants the space.
anyway all this to say there is a special kind of happiness in seeing charles decide to break through the wall of godliness to keep lewis company and bring him back to their level. lewis seems so much more engaged and lively and mortal when he’s happy chatting with the other drivers and being a bit mischievous and it’s like oh, i’m finally seeing the lewis hamilton he was before the myth and fame and weight of leadership. i think he’s really going to seem like a whole new person next season with charles and ferrari for those of us who didn’t know that lewis and i really really like the idea of getting to meet him ❤️
They're the plastics😌💅🏼
NOT MINE: TT CREDITS IN VIDEO
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Was listening to "Lacy" by Olivia Rodrigo when I realised that that song could basically be Nico Rosberg's thoughts when facing Sebastian Vettel and Lewis Hamilton... What I'm saying is that Nico's "Lacy" is Sebastian and Lewis lolz.
Like yea Lewis is pretty simple to see since you have the childhood friend who is better than you in every way and somehow ends up like REALLY successful in everything he does.. And ends up overshadowing him in almost every single aspect of his life even though they started at the same place (or maybe they didn't since talent can cause a pretty big divergence between people and an illusion).
And then you can say that Sebastian is his "Lacy" as well because of how much of a prodigy he is and all that and how his rivalry with Lewis is more remembered than Nico's with the both of them.. And also the fact that they're both Germans and have probably grown up together in the feeder series and yet at the end of the day Sebastian is the one who triumphs his achievements.
There's probably analyses somewhere on here anyways but I just wanted to put this out.
tom: “what will you miss about him?”
james: “the days when he would just produce total magic that would make you go, oh my goodness. putting a car on a road with such precision that just left all the other drivers around him with no option but to sort of surrender to what lewis was doing on the road. the ability to make a tyre last and last and last, even while telling bono it wouldn’t. […] the drama that goes along with having him as a team mate. just the delivery of brilliant, brilliant performance. i’ve said before i think he’s the best racing car driver there’s ever been, and i still believe it.”
tom: “and that’s coming from a man who has worked with michael schumacher!”
james: “another utterly remarkable person. it’s a parlor game we can all indulge in endlessly without resolution. but if i, gun against the head, had to choose the best person, i would pick lewis.”
Has this been done yet
loscar brocedes parallels make me absolutely SICK!!
loscar panel:
brocedes panel:
for x, @xiaoluclair, the funniest person i've met thru f1blr
Lewis Hamilton & Nico Rosberg - not friends, not enemies, but a sacred third thing
Jeanette Winterson, Lighthousekeeping / starpeace / Lewis, Essentially Sports / Planet F1 / unknown / currentlycryingaboutlancelot / Lewis' note in Nico's guestbook, The Sports Rush / June Gehringer, I get so jealous of euthanized dogs. / Richard Siken, Twitter / Nico, Independent / p.d. / Lewis, The Guardian / Lewis, Eurosport / Kahlil Gibran, The Forerunner: His Parables and Poems / Lewis' former karting boss Dino Chiesa, The Sun / Lewis, Essentially Sports / Fortesa Latifi / unknown / Toto Wolff, Motorsport / Elaine Kahn, Romance / David Cronenberg, Consumed / Pierre Corneille, The Cid (tr. by A.S. Kline) / mine / Lewis and Nico, Sky Sports / Nico, The Sports Rush / Ocean Vuong, On Earth We’re Briefly Gorgeous / Rumi
F1 Web Weaves
live britney react from Abu Dhabi 2021 pre-race interview
F1 x AO3 tags
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brocedes x the internet
#Crying 😭
we found the burner account
nico rosberg really is the best f1 commentator currently because not only does he actually know what he's talking about but he's not afraid to make bitchy little comments and wax poetic about lewis hamilton like what more do you want
I Do Not Get people who try and demonise lewis hamilton. He has big brown doe eyes that are irreperably haunted by The Horrors. He can do no wrong.
i think every time someone says "sebastian and lewis are/were the nicest guys on the grid" mark webber and nico rosberg feel a great disturbance in the force and have to sit down for a while
i think every time someone says "sebastian and lewis are/were the nicest guys on the grid" mark webber and nico rosberg feel a great disturbance in the force and have to sit down for a while
just read your fic and it was lovely!! cant wait for the next part <3
thank you for the love! i am honestly scared of publishing chapter two but it's coming soon :D
Jason: I’d fold Batman like a paper towel.
Duke: So why don’t you want to fight with Bruce, then?
Jason: Are you on crack?
Jason: I’d fold Batman like a paper towel.
Duke: So why don’t you want to fight with Bruce, then?
Jason: Are you on crack?
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I tried something new
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