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the marauders fandom be like:

sirius black would absolutely destroy the met gala thank you for listening

remus loves DC comics and james loves marvel. they fight over it a lot.

james is the biggest wolfstar shipper as long as they use a silencing charm

Tall Lupin.

Saw a post about short Lupin earlier , which is valid. But consider: Lupin being just taller than everyone. Even James. To me, he isn’t as tall as a lamppost- he IS the lamppost. If you put one of those hard hats with lights on it that miners use on him, he would get immediately get hired as a streetlight by road authorities.

Everytime he hugs Sirius, he just eclipses him. Sirius disappears into his hugs. He goes MIA.

James is looking for Sirius? Check Remus’ arms! He’s probably hiding out in there.

also: he can reach the highest shelf in a grocery store.

CONSIDER my gamers. Just consider it.

walburga: you’re not good enough for my son

remus: you’re not good enough for your son

walburga: excuse me?

remus: you heard me.

Walburga, horrified that her son spends time with Bartemius Crouch's son: Is Bartemius Crouch Junior a friend of yours, Regulus? 14-year-old Regulus: Kind of? Not really. He's in my life and there's nothing I can do about it.

remus can top and still be pathetic about it

remus is the type of guy no one really pays attention to in the hall but all his friends would f*ck him

marlene mckinnon

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Sirius: I can’t believe all these people are wearing black. black is supposed to be my thing, they’re all just posers.

Remus : Sirius, for the last time, we’re at a funeral.

remus would throw his shoe at james or peter when they'd annoy him (not sirius though because he knows sirius would change into padfoot and chew on it)

parents omg

their valedictorian swag has bewitched me mind body and soul

I love Marlene McKinnon

had to act normal today when my friend said 'that werewolf professor from harry potter'

“jily is the reason for the fandom.” so is joanne rowling but you don’t see me licking her fucking boots.

this is sirius about remus you can't tell me otherwise

gawky, lanky, loser, socially awkward boys who looks like they never spoke to a woman and probably never felt the touch of one. Why are you such loners? Do you even try? Can you make friends at all? Are you that insecure? Why don't you go out? Wanna exchange numbers? I'm free tonight, wanna meet up? Wanna kiss?

barty is a mamas boy with major daddy issues *drops mic*

imagine proffesor!remus' students' happiness when they find out he actually has a boyfriend and not a wife and three kids

guys she's my wife

my least favorite marauders headcannon:

peter betrays them and everyone dies

evan: i'm cold

barty: here babe, take my jacket

vs

barty: i'm cold

evan: well damn crouch i can't control the weather

the difference between remus and regulus:

james: would you still love me if i was a worm?

regulus: no

and

sirius: would you still love me if i was a worm?

remus: you are a worm tho

james to regulus

i'm dating all of them actually

bisexual people are so cool, i wish they were real

platonic jily is the best thing in the whole world. like the thought of them in love makes me cringe but them as reluctant friends to besties? that’s so hot

i will never get snape because like why are u beefing with an 11 year old just cuz u didn’t like his dad

I don’t ‘develop’ headcanons. They come to me in visions and I know they’re correct.

marlene: i hate you. you are self-centered, shallow, arrogant, and full of yourself

dorcas: you’re loud, dim-witted, and think you’re amazing when really you’re so fucking annoying

marlene: i think we should make out though

dorcas: sounds good to me

regulus with a dagger collection is so real