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Requested?: No
Prompt: None
Type of oneshot: Fluff/small angst ig
Reader's Relations: Cress' girlfriend
Reader's Home Region: Kalos, but you've been living in Unova for a while
Warnings: Mentions of abortion… I think that’s it, if you are triggered by anything else in this, I apologise in advance, but please tell me and I will add it for future readers, and I will know to add it to the warnings if I write about this topic again…
Other notes: This takes place post-Black and White, but as if BW2 didn't happen (ie, so the triplets are still gym leaders) - You're also all over 18… for reasons…(you and the triplets are all 19, Clemont is 20, and Bonnie is 12) - yes, the latter 2 will appear in this (:
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I started in shock at the small stick in my hand, the two lines staring into my soul. I gulped as a sinking feeling started to arise in my stomach. I tried to calm myself down, stuffed the test in my pocket and the box, and left the bathroom, thankful that no one else was there, the triplets currently being at the gym/restaurant. Walking out of the bathroom, I took a deep breath and made my way to the small living area that was above the restaurant and gym, where the triplets, and I, now, lived, sitting down on one of the chairs, and thinking to myself, starting to worry about what I was going to do. I took the test out of my pocket and stared at it, a small smile starting to appear on my face, knowing I was carrying a human life inside me.
At that moment, a flash of red and cream jumped into view, grabbing the pregnancy test from my hand and running off. I growled and stood up, "PANSEAR! COME BACK HERE AND GIVE ME THAT BACK!"
I started chasing the fire monkey down the stairs and froze when I got to the entrance of the kitchen, where I saw Pansear sitting on Chili's shoulder, the latter now holding the test. I gulped, "Chili, can I have that back please?"
He turned to me, "(Y/n), what's this?"
"None of your business, Chili-Bean, give it back!"
"Not until you tell me what it is! I wanna know!" he protested, causing me to sigh and look down at my Dewott, who was looking up at me. I smirked and nodded my head towards Chili's face. Dewott nodded and set a Water Gun into the face of the fire-type gym leader, surprising him and causing him to drop the test. I smiled and quickly picked it up, returning Dewott to his Pokéball and running out of the kitchen and restaurant, not caring about the stares I was being given, once I was in a safe place, where I knew Chilli, or Cilan and Cress for that matter, wouldn't be able to find me, and brought out my Noivern, who I'd had since I was ten when she was a small little Noibat, jumping on her back, "Noivern, we're going back to Kalos, now, fly please. Quickly."
Noivern made a happy noise and took off, starting the flight back to Kalos.
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I smiled and returned Noivern to her Pokéball, "You did an amazing job flying me all the way here, thank you, Noivern, take a good rest." I took a deep breath and knocked on the door of my mother's house. I returned the smile she gave me when she opened it, "Hi Mum! I-I'm back."
"Sweetie, what happened? Why did you come back without telling me first?"
I took a deep breath as she let me in, bringing me to the living room, "You see, the thing is…" I explained the story to her and I gulped, looking down at my lap once I'd finished. When I finally got the courage to look up at her, she was fuming, "OUT! (Y/n)! GET OUT!"
"W-what?"
"I SAID GET OUT! Obviously, by the fact that you ran back here, you want to keep the baby, and I'm not having you raise this child in my house! Either book an appointment to get an abortion or get out!" I stared at her in shock and felt the tears in my eyes as I stood up and ran out of the house. I ran down the streets of Lumiose City, not looking where I was going until, "Ow! Hey! That hu- Ooh you're really pretty, won't you take care of my brother?!" I felt my face turn red, through my tears and wiped my nose, "I apologise for bumping into you, but I'm af-"
"BONNIE! I told you not to run off!"
I quickly stood up, helping the small girl up too, whose name I guessed was Bonnie and turned to the voice. I smiled when I recognised the voice, "CLEMONT! I MISSED YOU!"
"(Y/n)?! Is that you?"
I nodded, "Yeah. I just came back fro-"
"Why are you crying?"
"Oh.. (Y/n)! I missed you too!" Bonnie squealed, hugging me. I gave a small smile and patted her head, "I missed you too, Bonnie. As for why I'm crying, I don't really want to talk about it in the middle of the street."
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And so, I found myself sitting on the sofa in Clemont and Bonnie's house, the 12-year-old sitting on my left, and Clemont on my right, and arm wrapped around me in a comforting way. I took a deep breath, "S-so, we were just celebrating my 19th birthday, and Chili being Chili got the alcohol out, and we ended up playing Truth or Dare, and I had a certain dare… and things happened with Cress, and now I'm pregnant and I couldn't bring myself to tell him so I flew on Noivern back here and when I went to my mum's house to tell her, she told me, 'either I get an abortion or she'd kick me out'. So, I ran off, which is when I bumped into you two in the streets."
"Dad, can (Y/n) stay with us please?"
I looked up in surprise, "Oh no nononono, that's not necessary, I'll find somewhere to stay you really-"
"It's fine, (Y/n). We have a spare room."
"A-are you sure I won't be a burden?"
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"Okay then… I pick truth."
"Hmm… who do you like more, me or Clemont?"
I giggled at Bonnie's question, but before I could answer, there was a knock at the door, confusing all of us. Meyer stood up and walked to the door, opening it. I froze when I recognised the voice and wished the ground would swallow me whole.
"I apologise for the intrusion, sir, but is (Y/n) here? I would like to speak to her, and I was told I might find her here."
How in the world did you find me, Cress?
I sighed and urged Bonnie off my lap, standing up and walking to the door, where my suspicions were correct; seeing Cress standing there, Panpour on his shoulder. I took a deep breath, "Hey Cress."
His gaze turned to me and he looked me up and down, his eyes resting on my stomach, "It's true then? (Y/n) why didn't you just tell me?"
I sighed and bit my lip as Meyer left us to talk. Cress walked up to me and placed a hand on my cheek, forcing me to look at him, "Why?"
I sighed, "I-I didn't want to be a burden, Cress. You have so much to deal with already, the gym, restaurant and Lily too, I didn't want to add another 'thing to look after' to that list," I replied, tears starting to come to my eyes. Cress used his thumb to wipe them away and kissed me, "(Y/n), you're never going to be a burden. In fact, since you ran off, and before actually, I have to admit that Lily's been telling me she wants a little sibling."
I smiled, "Really? Well, that makes me feel a bit better and I'm sorry I ran away." Cress just smiled and hugged me again, "Come back?" I nodded and wiped the still-running tears, "Yes, and again, I'm so sorry."
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I'm going to leave this here, because I have college work to do but I also wanna draw… and I have another oneshot idea….aaaaa so much to do
Prompt: None
Type of oneshot: Angst/Fluff
Reader's Relations: Sunset's gf
Reader's Pony Type: Unapplicable, cause human world
Warnings: mentions of cheating and teen pregnancy, swearing
Other notes: Don't ask how I thought of this, it just came to my head…. Also, for this oneshot, you, Sunset and Twilight (SciTwi) share a house. Also, I fully believe in the headcanon of Sunset and Sunburst being siblings. Also, lmk if you get the title reference
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I leaned back from the toilet after having thrown my guts up and took a deep breath before slowly standing up and washing my face.
"Y-you all right, (Y/n)?" Twilight asked standing up too from holding my hair back. I nodded, "Yeah, I feel fine now."
"Are you sure? This has been going on for a couple of weeks, maybe you should go to the doctor."
I shook my head, "I said I'm fine! Please Twi, just drop it. Trust me"
I walked out of the bathroom and bumped into Sunset, "You okay, (Y/n)?" I nodded, "Yeah… I'm fine, just going to get some food…" Before I could get down the hall, however, Sunset grabbed my wrist. I froze, knowing her power from the geode. She let go, "(Y-(Y/n)… Y-you're…" I knew what she was trying to say and I knew what she saw in my memories. I bit my lip and nodded, "I'm so sorry, Sun, I love you I promise, it was a drunken mistake. I know it was still wrong though and I understand if you never want to forgive me-"
She interrupted and pushed past me, "I-I need some time to think, (Y/n)," before walking out the front door. I literally collapsed onto the floor and sobbed, reprimanding myself for my drunken mistakes. I was surprised when I felt Twilight's hand on my shoulder, "You want to sit down somewhere more comfortable?" she asked, an apologetic smile on her face. I sadly nodded, "T-thanks, Twi, b-but aren't you going to shout at me too? I literally cheated on Sunset!"
She helped me stand up and wrapped an arm around my shoulder, "No. I know you were drunk at the time, a lot of mistakes happen when people are drunk, so I know that that part isn't your fault, but I am annoyed at you for letting yourself get drunk enough to have no clear thoughts."
About half an hour later, the door burst open, "WHAT HAPPENED?!"
I looked up from crying on Twilight's shoulder to see the rest of our friends lying on the ground, well everyone but Rarity, who was standing up out of the way. Clearly Rainbow had been the one to open the door, her being at the bottom of the pile.
The four in the pile stood up and walked into the living room, Rarity being the first one to rush over, "Oh Darling, what happened? You must simply tell us," she spoke, taking out her handkerchief to wipe my tears. I stifled a giggle at her antics and shook my head, pushing her away slightly, "I-I can't, you guys are going to hate me forever." In response to this Twilight wrapped an arm around me again and I snuggled into her.
"Sugarcube, there ain't anything you can tell us that would make us hate you."
I sighed, "Thanks, AJ, but I think this might."
"(Y/n), they'll forgive you, just like me and Sunset. Trust me." I tensed at the mention of Sunset's name and sighed, "I-I don't want to talk about it."
"Oooh! Let me guess! You got drunk a few weeks ago and ended up doing the (inset random Pinkie noises) with a guy and you ended up pregnant from it. Sunset worked it out and then she ran off knowing that the baby can't be hers cause of how Biology works, all she said was 'I need some time to think' and you took that as her wanting to break up with you, and Twilight is on your side and also knows you're pregnant and you were scared to tell us because you thought we'd take Sunset's side and hate you forever!"
I blinked several times as the rest of our friends just stared at Pinkie, mouths open, Fluttershy spoke up, "I-I'm sure that's not it, right, (Y/n)?" I shook my head, "Actually…" I paused and took a deep breath, feeling Twilight squeeze my arm as a confidence boost, "Pinkie's pretty much spot on, the only thing wrong with her explanation was the fact Twilight didn't actually know I was pregnant until when Sunset worked it out." Fluttershy, Rarity, Dash and AJ just turned to me and I froze expecting them to be mad, but instead, they all hugged me, shocking me completely, "Y-you guys aren't mad?"
"No of course not! We're your friends, (Y/n), we support you through anything!"
I smiled and wiped my tears again, "Thanks Rainbow, but really? I mean, you guys have been friends with Sunset longer, so why are you taking my side?"
"I TOLD YOU I'M NOT READY TO TALK TO HER! PUT ME DOWN!" I looked to my friends before we all stood up and walked to the front door to see Sunburst walking towards the house, Sunset over his shoulder, her hitting his back, "PUT ME DOWN! YOU ABSOLUTE PEST! HOW MANY TIMES?"
"And you have to remember I am older than you."
"That doesn't give you the right to do this! I told you I-" Sunset was cut off when Sunburst put her down facing the front door where we were all standing. I bit my lip and refused to look Sunset in the face. She turned to her brother who gave her a stare before rolling her eyes and looking back at me and sighing, "(Y/n), c-can I talk to you, please?" I nodded slowly and the girls behind me moved, allowing me to let Sunset in. I led her up to my room and closed the door behind us, sitting down on the bed. Sunset walked over awkwardly and sat next to me. I decided to look at my lap, avoiding eye contact with her, prompting her to take my hand in her, "(Y/n), I'm sorry for the way I acted earlier, I-"
"No. Sunset, I'm the one that should be apologising! I was the one that cheated on you, you did nothing wrong, I'm so sorry," I interrupted her, tears falling from my eyes, "I'm the one that should be begging for forgiveness!"
"(Y/n), you deserve an apology too. I had a talk with Sunburst and he helped me realise that it wasn't your fault. What happened is that you got drunk and it's the alcohol's fault. I-If you'll have me back, I'd love to raise the child with you. It may be earlier than we planned, we're still in college, but still. I will always love you. I know we were going to adopt a child in need of a home, but maybe instead we could adopt a slightly older child than our original plan and get them to help out with the baby. That sound okay?" I looked at her through my tear-stained eyes, "R-really? Y-you're forgiving me? Sunset I love you so much!" I squeaked, hugging her, and knocking her down on my bed. She smiled and took my cheek in her hand kissing me, "I love you too, (Y/n). Want to go tell our friends?"
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Finally a mlp oneshot written…. I'm going to try and write oneshots for fandoms I haven't written for a while so next will be Hamilton if I can think of an idea.
Requested?: No
Prompt: None/Song
Type of oneshot: Songfic
Song Used: True Gift of Gifting - Mlp
Timing: Marauder’s Era (6th Year)
Reader's Relations: Remus’ Sister (For no reason whatsoever)
Reader’s House: Gryffindor
Warnings: None?
Other notes: This includes mentions of my ocs, info can be found on my toyhouse about them.
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“(Y/n), calm down, I’m trying to think.”
“How can I calm down!? Remus, I have two weeks to get everyone’s gifts and I haven’t even decided what to get everyone yet!” I replied, exasperated as I sat on the sofa beside him.
“Oh… If that is what is stressing you out, I have an idea. What if we do a Secret Santa? That way, you only have to get one gift for someone.”
“Rem, you are a genius!”
And so, a few hours later, after dinner Remus, James, Sirius, Jen, Arianna, Mabel, Charlotte, Bella, Lily, Marlene and I were sitting in the Gryffindor Common Room. We all wrote our names down on a piece of parchment before putting them all in a hat that had been provided by someone. It was shaken up a bit and the parchment pieces were enchanted so only the person who pulled each one out could read what was on it. Soon, we’d all picked out our person and looked at the pieces of paper. I looked down at mine and immediately felt my face heat up.. I’d got Sirius, who I’d had a crush on for several years, and I had no idea what to get him.
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“Hey, (Y/n)!”
I rolled my eyes and looked up from my Transfiguration essay to see James sitting in front of me in the library, “What? I’m busy.”
“Just a quick question…Is it against the rules to trade names? Like if I had a better idea for somebody special? I mean specific?”
I rolled my eyes, knowing exactly what he was hinting at, “If you can figure out who has the person you want and they're okay with trading, I guess it's fine.”
“Great! So.. do you-”
“I don’t have Lily.”
His face turned slightly pink, “That’s not who-” I just raised an eyebrow at him, “Sure… Now, if you don’t mind, I have to finish this essay.”
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The day came when we decided to give our gifts, the day before everyone would be leaving for the Christmas Holidays. Eventually, it was my turn to give my gift, “I’ve actually got it upstairs. I’ll just go grab it from my dorm.” Without any further explanation, I stood up from my position on the sofa and walked up to my dorm, grabbing my guitar and bringing it back downstairs. I took a deep breath as Jen moved closer to Remus, so I had more space for the guitar on the sofa, due to the fact that it was evident Sirius and I had got each other, everyone else having received their gift, “I wanted to get you something oh, so rare. A gift to show I care, but nothing can compare to you, that's easy to see but I got stressed and overthought until the day was shot and it was all for nought, but now it's clear to me; I'm not gifted at gifting, It's really pretty sad. I tried to show I care, but it turned out bad. I'm not gifted at gifting so all that's left to say is that I really hope my gifting didn't ruin your holiday.”
I stopped singing, continuing to play the guitar in my hands as I looked up to see Sirius’ face, his eyes wide, with what I guessed was shock, and I started singing again, “The most magical gift that I can recall. It could've been big or small or even nothing at all. It doesn't matter, you see if it's from my friends on whom I depend. No matter what you spend it will be perfect to me. The true gift of gifting is what it means inside. We can show we care, spreading love far and wide. The true gift of gifting is totally free and you're the best there is at givin' it with the friendship that you give to me.”
When I stopped playing I looked up at Sirius who was sitting there, a blank expression on his face and not saying anything, “I’m sorry it’s not an actual gift, but I had no idea what to get you,” I spoke, my gaze on my lap, still, there was no response until, “Ow! What was that for?”
I looked up from my lap to see Sirius rubbing his arm and James laughing, “You zoned out, mate.”
“Sorry. (Y/n), you don’t need to apologise,” Sirius replied, walking over to me and pulling me up from my place on the sofa, “I loved the song,” he paused and turned towards Remus, “Moony, forgive me for what I’m about to do,” before he returned his gaze to me, taking my cheek in his hand and gently kissing me. I felt my face turn bright red and after I realised the situation, I wrapped my arms around his neck, kissing him back.
“Alright, we don’t need to see you snogging in the middle of the common room! The rest of us are still here, you know!”
I broke away from the kiss at the sound of Remus’ voice and let out a giggle, leaning my head on Sirius’ chest, due to our height difference.
“Moony, permission to date your sister?”
I lifted my head at this, “Y-you want to date me?”
Sirius nodded, “Yeah, I love you, (Y/n). I would be honoured to date you.” I smiled and turned my attention to Remus, giving him my best puppy eyes.
“You don’t need my permission. You’re allowed to date who you want, Sirius. Whether it’s my sister or not. I can’t stop you.”
I then felt Sirius wrap his arms around me from behind, placing his head on mine, “Good.” I giggled and turned around, facing Sirius again and leaned up, giving him a quick peck on the lips.
“Oh great! Now I’m the only one without a girlfriend! Come on, Evans, one date? Please?”
“And I already told you, NO!” Lily replied as she stood up, walking up to the girls’ dorms, causing me to giggle at the look on James’ face as he now looked like a kicked puppy. I just rolled my eyes and sighed, “I’ll talk to her, James, but if I can’t get her to go on a date with you, then you’re going to have to give up.”
His face perked up and he nodded, “Thank you!” I smiled in return and said my goodnights, giving Sirius another quick peck before following Lily up the stairs to the dorms.
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I was gonna save this for FandomMas, but then I realised it’s still like 75 days til th 1st of December, so I still have a while til I need to start posting them so I’m just posting it now.
Requested?: No
Prompt: None/prompt from ai
Type of oneshot: Fluff
Timing: Marauders’ Era
Reader's Relations: None
Reader’s House: Gryffindor
Warnings: Use of the word ‘mud-blood’, Bullying, swearing
Other notes: At the start of this, you’re in 1st year, and the Marauders are in 2nd. You’re also muggle-born in this. Also, I believe in ‘Quidditch Team! Sirius’ btw…
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“Look, it’s a pathetic little Mud-Blood! What shall we do to her?”
Before either of his friends could answer, Lucius had smacked the stack of books out of my hands, “Oops…” I bent down and started to pick them up, trying to stop the tears that were wanting to escape my grasp, when he stood on my hand before running off.
“Here.”
I looked up at the different voice and saw Sirius Black. He and his friends were infamous around the school for pranking teachers and students, so I was hesitant to trust him, thinking he was going to prank me when I saw the bottle of hair dye in his other hand.
“Don’t worry, it’s not for you. Our pranks are reserved for Slytherins and annoying teachers.”
I smiled and took the book he’d picked up from him, whispering a small, “Thank you,” before picking up the rest myself, ignoring the pain in my hand and running off.
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“It’s my fault, Professor McGonagall. The prank was my idea, Sirius was only keeping guard for me, please don’t punish him.”
When I looked up, having been hanging my head in shame, I saw Sirius’s eyes had widened. Professor McGonagall gave a small smile in my direction, “10 points to Gryffindor for your honesty, Miss (L/n).”
I looked up at her in shock, “Huh? Aren’t I going to get a detention or something?”
She shook her head, “Not this time. If I catch you again, you will though. Now back to bed, both of you.”
We nodded and she walked off, as Sirius quickly put James’ invisibility cloak over both of us before we walked back up to the common room, removing it before going through the portrait hole. When we got into the common room, we fell to the floor, laughing like loons.
“That was fun.”
“Apart from getting caught, yeah,” Sirius replied.
I giggled, “Hey, at least we didn’t get detention.”
“Thank you. Really, if you hadn’t been there, I know I would have got at least a week’s worth of detention.”
I smiled and stood up, examining my watch, “I doubt we’re going to be able to sneak into our dorms at this hour. Everyone will probably still be awake in mine, I don’t know about your friends, but I’d going to be bombarded with questions, I know that. I’m going to sleep down here.”
“I’ll join you. The guys will ask why I was gone for so long.”
I nodded and made my way slowly over to the sofa, the fire giving just enough light to see to get there as I made myself comfortable.
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“I don’t care what those two are up to, I want my cloak back!”
“I’m sure they’ll give it to you, James, plus we don’t even know where they are. Sirius never came ba-what is it?” Moony replied, stopping himself mid-sentence when I stopped on the stairs, putting my arm in front of him, “Shh… Look.” I pointed over to the sofa noticing Moony’s gaze follow mine, “That’s why he didn’t come back up.” That’s when I got an idea, quietly and slowly sneaking over to the sofa where Sirius was lying, (Y/n) resting on his chest, Sirius’ arm wrapped around her.
“PADFOOT!”
Immediately the two woke up with a start, “THE HELL?! James you git!” (Y/n) shouted.
YOUR POV
“Did I ever tell you how much I hate your friend, Sirius?” I asked, turning my attention back to the boy in question.
“I dunno, I hate him too sometimes,” he replied, “Prongs, fuck off, I’m trying to sleep.”
“What you really want is some alone time with your girlfriend, isn’t that right, Pads?”
I felt my face heat up a bit and I threw a nearby cushion at James, “We’re not dating! Plus, I have a boyfriend already!”
I noticed a painful look overtake Sirius’s face but he wiped it off as James spoke again, “He had his arm wrapped around you protectively. You wouldn’t be sleeping on top of him, on his chest I might add, if you weren’t, Moony, back me up.”
“(Y/n) is right. I believe William is his name, Ravenclaw Quidditch Captain.”
“Thank you, Remus. At least someone pays attention. Now, go and eat your breakfast, I’m going to go and get dressed.”
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I felt my heart break at the sight of William pressing a random girl I didn’t know against the wall and kissing her. I gasped and he turned to me, dropping the girl, “(Y/n), it’s not what-”
“Cut the crap, Will. We’re over!” I shouted before running off, not caring about all the looks I was getting. I ran back to the common room and muttered the password, ignoring the Fat Lady’s words asking if I was alright and ran up to my dorm.
“(Y/n)? What’s up?”
“William’s been cheating on me, I broke it off.”
“Well, he’s a jerk. Come here, what do we always say?”
“‘Lily hugs make everything better’. Right?” I replied as she smiled at me, standing up from Emelia’s bed and walking over to mine, hugging me, “Right!”
A few minutes later, she let go of me, “Better?” I nodded and she smiled, “Good, now I think you should get some food, want me to come with you?”
I shook my head, “It’s fine, Lily, thank you.”
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“WILLIAM!”
I turned around from walking towards the common room after a quidditch match; Ravenclaw vs Gryffindor, to see Sirius with William pinned up against a wall, “You jerk! How could you do that to that Angel?! (Y/n) did NOTHING to deserve you cheating on her so why?!”
At this, I saw Sirius raising his wand to William’s throat, “Why? Why did you cheat on her?!”
“Pads, he’s not worth it, you don’t want to get another detention, do you?” James spoke, placing a hand on Sirius’ shoulder, causing him to let William go, putting his wand away and going to turn around, before surprising everyone and turning again, punching William in the jaw. I gasped, causing the group to turn to me.
“(Y/n)! You weren’t supposed to se-” Sirius was interrupted when I ran up and grabbed the tie of his uniform, pulling him to my height and kissing him, “Thank you.”
“W-what?” Sirius asked, his face now bright red.
“To be honest I was meaning to break up with him for a while. I’ll explain on the walk to the common room.” Sirius nodded and wrapped an arm around me, tossing his broom to James, who got smacked in the face with it, “Mind putting that away for me, Prongs?”
“I’m not your wingman, Padfoot!”
I giggled at the antics of the two boys and tapped Sirius’ shoulder, gaining his attention, “I realised that pulling those pranks on the Slytherins with you, and how much fun that was, I realised I was falling in love with you, Sirius, but I didn’t say anything because of William, but then I heard the rumours about you having ‘shagged almost every girl in Hogwarts’, and realised I’d have to tell you I was in love with you, but I wanted to break up with William first… Sorry if you don’t feel th-” I was cut off when he stopped walking and grabbed my upper arms, pulling me closer to him and kissing me, “I love you too, (Y/n).”
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Hehe… finished, it wasn’t exactly the prompt but ehh, the prompt gave me the idea for this.. .doing what a prompt is supposed to do ig.
Fandom: Fantastic Beasts
Prompt: None
Reader's Relations: Newt’s girlfriend
Other Notes: This is set in the modern day by the way,
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“Oh come on, Pickett. There’s no need for that attitude.”
I just giggled as the bowtruckle in question stuck his tongue out at Newt, blowing a raspberry, causing him to look in my direction, “What?”
“It’s cute. You treat your creatures like children. I wonder what you’d be like with actual children, Newt,” I replied, leaning over and pecking his cheek, wrapping my arms around him. I broke off when I felt a weight on my shoulder and looked to my left to see Pickett sitting there, glaring at Newt, causing me to giggle again at his protests, “Pickett, going to (Y/n) won’t help your case.”
“Come on, Newt. It’s hard to stay mad at him when he’s this cute,” I spoke, letting Pickett ride on my shoulder as I walked over to the baby nifflers, hearing Newt muttering something about Pickett favouring me. After feeding the nifflers I walked back over to Newt, “I’m sure Pickett still loves you. I’d probably just call it a ‘phase’ that he’s being grumpy with you. I have a feeling he’ll be back to riding in your pocket in a few weeks, or even before then.”
I gave him another peck on the cheek and turned around, walking towards the stairs so I could go and get some food for myself, having been down with all the creatures all day. Just as I got to the bottom of the stairs, I felt Newt grab my wrist, “(Y/n), about what you said earlier… what did you mean about the whole ‘children’ thing?”
“Oh, I was just stating that you treat the creatures like your children and that I was wondering if you’d treat human children the same,” I replied, wrapping my arms around his neck, and leaning into his ear, “Because I think you’d be a great father.”
Without another word, I left him there completely stunned as to what I was implying as I made my way up the stairs and into the kitchen to get some food. A few minutes later, just as I was getting a plate out, I felt arms wrap around my waist. Now, if it hadn’t been 10 o-clock at night, and we hadn’t made sure that all the doors and windows were locked, I probably would have screamed, but due to the gently touch and the fact that I knew there was only one person who would dare to wrap their arms around my waist, I didn’t.
“Hey, Newt. Did you need something?” I asked, turning around after I placed the plate down on the bench, wrapping my arms around his neck.
“Not entirely, but I would like you to tell me something. What exactly were you implying earlier? When you said I’d be a good father?”
I giggled, my heart rate increasing at the fact that he was starting to work out what I meant/what I wanted, “I meant exactly what I said. You’d be a great father, Newt, and honestly,” I paused and bit my lip, not wanting to tell him what I was trying to tell him because I knew he already felt like all his creatures were his ‘children’ I was unsure whether he’d want human children around too, but I put the thoughts aside and continued, “I want to have kids.”
I muttered it more to myself than him and looked down, avoiding eye contact with him, so I didn’t have to see his reaction, leading me to be extremely surprised and let out a scream when Newt picked me up, causing me to tighten my grip around his neck, “Newton Artemis Fido Scamander! Put me down!”
“I understand now, (Y/n), and we’re not going to have children if we just stand around her waiting.”
I gasped and realised what he meant, causing my face to turn red as he continued to carry me up to our shared bedroom.
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“Thank you, Queenie, but how did you know?” I spoke, placing the small white knitted boots to one side so I could fold up the wrapping paper, “We haven’t even told anyone yet.”
“Oh, Honey, I can read your mind remember?” Queenie replied, “You shouldn’t have been thinking about it the last time you saw us.” I mentally slapped myself at forgetting the fact that Queenie was a legillimens and smiled, standing up and placing the small boots in the draw where I’d put the first ultrasound of mine and Newt’s baby. I returned to the living room to see Newt and Theseus talking to each other in a corner of the room, the latter grasping the former’s other arms.
NEWT’S POV
“You’ve got this, just ask her. What could go wrong?”
“She could say no. Theseus, you don’t know how much I love her, it’s going to hurt too much if she says no.”
“Which is not going to happen. I know that. She loves you, right?” I nodded and he continued, “She’s going to say yes, I know it. She’s carrying your child, Newt. She wanted you to be the father of her child/children, because she might want more in the future, she’s not going to say no.”
“If she does, I’m never speaking to you again,” I replied, as he let me go and I fiddled with the small box in my pocket, before walking back over to where (Y/n) was sitting.
YOUR POV
“(Y/n), I need to ask you something…”
I snapped from my daze of thinking about the future, and looked up at Newt, “Hm? Of course, go ahead Newt.” I could see him shaking and I could tell his heart rate had increased as he fiddled with something in his pocket, “(Y/n), I love you so much and… well I’m not good at this so I’m going just going to get straight to the point. It would make my Christmas if you were to marry me,” he spoke, getting down on one knee in front of where I was sitting, pulling out a small box from the pocket he has his hand in earlier. I gasped loudly, feeling tears come to my eyes, “Of course!” I could see him breathe a sigh of relief as he sat down next to me, placing the ring on my finger. I just smiled, kissing him, “Were you nervous about asking me?” He gave a slight nod and I giggled, “There was no need to be Newt. I would have said yes any time. Plus I’m already carrying your child, what made you think I would say no?”
Instead of a response, he just dug his head into my neck in embarrassment causing a chuckle to leave my mouth, “It’s okay. I understand.”
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Day 4 written! This was supposed to originally be a completely different oneshot, but I thought of this this morning and wanted to write it before th other, the other will get written as part of FandomMas, I just don’t know when.
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Requested?: No
Prompt: None
Type of oneshot: Fluff
Reader's Relations: None
Warnings: None?
Other notes: You are a dog in this, specifically a German Shepherd, like Chase
-----------------------RYDER'S POV
"Ryder, there's a small pup stuck up on the roof of the salon! Please come and help."
I nodded, "No pup is to stuck, no pup is too small, Katie!"
She smiled and hung up, as I sorted out on the pup-pad, calling the Paw Patrol to the lookout tower.
"Paw Patrol ready for action Ryder, Sir!"
"Thanks for getting here so quickly, pups. This time we've got a case of a pup stuck on the roof of Katie's salon. For this rescue, I'll need Chase! I need you to put your net underneath where the pup is in case it falls."
"Chase is on the case!"
"And Marshall, I'll need your ladder to get up on the roof to rescue the little one, okay?"
"Ready for a ruff ruff rescue!"
"Paw Patrol is on a roll!"
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It was safe to say I was terrified, I was scared of heights and being up on top of a building, wasn't fun for me. I got even more terrified when I heard sirens and voices calling out, "Right Chase! Get your net out and under that pup!"
"Yes sir, Ryder sir! *Bark* Net!" And a net came out from the little car thing the pup was driving, deploying right underneath where I was.
"Marshall, use your ladder and climb up to the roof and help that pup." The dalmatian pup nodded and drove over, before activating a ladder and climbing up to me, "Hey there! I'm Marshall, come on, let's get you down from here, huh?" I shied away, as I wasn't very trusting of anyone, after being abandoned, and Marshall turned around, "Ryder! The pup won't move!"
"Hm, that's not good. Time to call for backup! Skye, can you hear me? I need you and your harness here stat, the pup is terrified."
I was unable to hear the reply from the other end, but soon I felt something wrap around me and I was lifted into the air, being brought down to the ground, where I was approached by the only human in the team of pups, "Hey there... shh it's okay, I'm not here to hurt you." He slowly walked closer, showing that he was no threat and I cautiously approached him, sniffing his outstretched hand, before licking it to show I trusted him.
"Do you have a name?"
I shook my head, "No...I-I was abandoned."
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"Pups, I'd like to introduce you to the newest member of the Paw Patrol, (Y/n)!" I came out from behind him, nervously to see the pups all there. The six of the immediately ran over and gave me a group hug. However, a few days later, on my very first mission, I managed to sprain my paw, meaning I wasn't allowed to stand up for too long in case of damaging it more, and this led me to just be watching the rest of the Paw Patrol running around and having fun while I just had to lie in the shade and do nothing. I sighed and laid my hair down on my good front paw deciding just to have a sleep, but before I could fall asleep I felt a presence beside me, I looked up to see Chase, sitting side me as if he was guarding me.
"Chase? What are you doing? Don't you want to have fun with the others?"
He shook his head, "As a police dog it's my duty to protect you until you are back to your normal self." I smiled, "Thanks, Chase, but seriously, you don't need to worry about me, it's not like anyone's going to want anything with me, I've already been abandoned once, I'm only here because Ryder felt sorry for me and took pity on me, like I feel redundant. Seriously, Marshall's already kind off a medic pup too, what's the use of having two?"
Chase laid down beside me, and sighed, "(Y/n), you are useful, don't ever think otherwise. It's like when Ryder found me in Adventure City he said that 'he chose me because I was the bravest pup he'd ever seen,' but I can say that you are the bravest pup I've ever met."
I smiled a bit, "Thanks, Chase, but it's not true, you were there when I had to be rescued, I wouldn't even go down Marshall's ladder to get down to the ground, I had to be lifted because I was so terrified!" I replied looking away from him and sighing. Chase just nuzzled me, "That's understandable that you'd be scared, (Y/n)."
"I know that, but any normal pup, or person, would just climb down the ladder, but not me... And then I had to go and get hurt on my first mission, I shouldn't even be here, Chase."
---------------CHASE'S POV
"Paw Patrol ready for-wait where's (Y/n) gone?! This is bad, I'm a terrible guard dog! I promised I'd guard he-"
"Chase calm down. That's actually why I called you all here. Mayor Goodway said she saw her running into the woods."
"That's not good! But can't you just track her with her pup-tag?"
Ryder shook his head, "Unfortunately not, I tried that, but it just led me just outside the lookout tower, where I found here pup-tag. So or this mission, I'll need Skye! I need your eyes in the skies!"
"Let's take to the skies!"
"And Spy Chase! I'll need your megaphone to call for her."
"Spy Chase is in the case!"
"Marshall, I'll need you to take (Y/n)'s medical kit for when we find her to check on her paw."
"I'm fired up!"
"Paw Patrol is on a roll!"
YOUR POV
Hidden in a cave, I just sobbed, thinking to myself and wishing my paw would heal. I sighed, Maybe I should have waited for it to heal before running away...
"(Y/n)! (Y/n), where are you?!" I froze hearing Chase's voice presumably from his megaphone, "(Y/n)! If you can hear me, please come out! We're all worried for you! Please!"
Instead of responding, I just stayed put, not really wanting to be found until I had to be.
CHASE'S POV
"Ryder, I found paw prints!"
"That's great Chase! Skye, follow the prints from the air and we'll follow from the ground! Marshall follow us!"
"You got it Ryder!"
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"(Y/n)! (Y/n) thank goodness you're alright!"
I sighed and turned around, avoiding eye contact with Chase, "Oh, so you found me."
"(Y/n)!"
"Ooh yay, now you're going to drag me back. Just my lucky day!" I responded rolling my eyes, "Just leave me ALONE!"
"(Y/n) may I take a look at your paw?"
I shied away and shook my head, "Just get away from me! This is all your fault!"
"W-what? What do you mean?"
"You're both a medic pup and a fire pup it's not fair you get to be both! I just feel redundant because I feel like I have nothing to do because you can do the same thing that is my job!" I shouted, standing up and putting my foot, well paw down, forgetting about the pain, and immediately regretted it, starting to whine more. Marshall took a deep breath before coming closer, "(Y/n), please we need to check that you haven't damaged your paw more, trust me, I'm only using your equipment." I took a deep breath, "Fine," before holding my paw out to him. He barked in content and smiled at me, taking my paw in his before, "X-ray!"
Throughout the time that Marshall was examining my paw and helping me out, I noticed Chase sitting there, a jealous look on his face and quietly growling at the scene he was witnessing in from of him.
CHASE'S POV
I continued growling at the scene in front of me, watching Marshall helping (Y/n) out, her paw in his as he rebandaged it up.
"What's up Chase?"
"It's nothing. Just that," I responded pointing with my paw to the scene in front of us, causing Skye to chuckle, "You love her, don't you?"
"So what? It's not like she'd feel the same anyway."
"What makes you say that?"
"I know she just thinks of me as a brother, and nothing more."
"Hmm, I don't know... She was whispering some very interesting things to herself that might say otherwise.... But keep telling yourself that..." Skye replied before walking off.
YOUR POV
"Thanks, Marshall! And... I'm sorry for shouting at you earlier."
"Nah, it's fine! And you're welcome, (Y/n)! Just happy to help."
"Now we should get you back home, (Y/n)." I nodded and walked up to Ryder, allowing him to pick me up and place me on his bike thing, as we returned back to the lookout, where I was swiftly knocked down in a hug by Rocky, Rubble and Zuma.
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Again, I sighed as I lay down in my doghouse/pup-vehicle, as due to my running off I'd hurt my paw more, meaning I wasn't able to walk.
"Guard Chase is on the case!"
I giggled, "Chase, you don't have to guard me."
"Yes I do. I'm not letting you run away from me again." Once he'd said that, he immediately averted his eyes from me, "I-I mean, I'm not letting you run away from 'us' again." I giggled again, "Sure... can you bend down though for me?"
"Huh?"
"Just do it."
He chuckled at my tone before smiling and lying down facing me. I returned the smile and lifted my head up a bit, careful not to hurt my paw any more, and licked his nose, causing a blush to erupt on his face, well, as well as a pup can blush before rubbing my muzzle against his, "Love ya."
"Huh? You do? I thought that..."
"I thought of you as a brother? Nope."
"You have no idea how happy that makes me."
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"Well, your paw's good to go (Y/n)! You're all healed!"
My face lit up, "Really?" and Marshall nodded, "Yup! You can run about as much as you want!"
"All right! This pup is ready to rock!" I exclaimed bouncing up and down before starting to run free, "Aw yes! This is so good!" I smiled widely and ran straight up to Chase, pouncing on him and licking his muzzle and face.
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Finished it... wow this took longer than expected... and I'll try not to write anymore Paw Patrol oneshots, but if you guys want em, I'll try think of more I suppose....
Requested?: No
Prompt: None
Type of oneshot: Fluff/Angst
Reader's Relations: Alastor’s ex-girlfriend
Warnings: Spoilers for eps 7-8 of season 1! This was written the say those two came out
Other notes: Don’t ask how I thought of this…Somehow, my brain fixated on these two, and well oneshots is what happens when my brain gets fixated on characters.
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“You absolute bastard, Alastor!” I shouted once he’d shown up at Charlie’s hotel, seven years after leaving, “You leave for seven years and all you have to say is ‘hi’?! Someone hold me back before I fuck his face up!”
“Hello, My Dear, it’s good to see you too.”
“Fuck you,” I retorted, making eye contact with him, in an easy feat due to the fact I was the same height as him. He just smirked at me, using his microphone to lift my chin, an unnecessary thing due to the fact I was already looking at him, “Now now, that’s not the right way to talk to me, is it, My Dear?” I didn’t respond, instead I just growled and tried to punch him continuously, him dodging every blow I attempted to make.
“You should know that’s not going to work, (Y/n).”
“Fuck. Off. Before. I. Kill. You. Myself. Bastard. I’ve had to deal with a child that you-”
“Mama? What’s going on?”
My head immediately shot around to see Alianna standing at the bottom of the stairs, the seven-year-old rubbing her eyes as if she’d just been woken up. I gave Alastor another glare before rushing over, “It’s okay, Sweetie. Nothing you need to worry about,” I spoke, ruffling her red hair.
“You always say that!”
“I say that because most of the time, you don’t need to worry ab-”
Alianna cut me off, asking the question I had wished she would never have to ask, “Is he my Papa?”
If I’d been drinking something, I would definitely have spat it out in shock, “Now now, Ali, that’s something you don’t need to worry about you. You can learn more about your father when you are older.”
She pouted for a few seconds before, “Okay, I’m older!”
I chuckled, “I meant in a few years, now back to bed with you.”
Alianna sighed and nodded, running off back upstairs towards our room in the hotel. I let out a sigh of relief and stood up, turning around, only to have Alastor directly in my face, “For fuck sake, stop doing that, you bastard,” I shouted, punching him in the arm.
“Why should I stop when I get-”
“Were you listening to our conversation?”
“It was kind of hard not to, (Y/n)... I think you owe some people an explanation, and I’d be happy to loosen up your strings a bit if you know what I mean,” I heard Angel’s voice saying before I saw one of his arms dangling in front of my face and, what I guessed was another, on my head.
I rolled my eyes, “How many times, Angel? I’m not interested in you. Stop trying,” I growled, shoving him off me, “But, I guess you’re right about the explanation. This Radio Demon Bastard here,” I paused and pointed over in Alastor’s direction, “Is Alianna’s father. She doesn’t know, so please keep it quiet. I’m begging you.”
“You can always beg more, (Y/n). If you catch me drift…”
“Angel, shut up for once. Not the time for your sexual fantasies.”
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“Alianna. No. Get back here right now!” I shouted, running up and pulling her off Lucifer gently, “I am so sorry, Sir. She got out of my sight. I apologise again.”
“It’s alright. She’s cute anyway. Much like her mother.”
I felt my face turn red as I looked away, but before I could say anything, Alastor was in front of me, glaring down at the Short King of Hell, “She’s mine. Get away.”
“Oh really?” Lucifer questioned, before walking around the Radio Demon and up to me, taking my hand in his, “Because there’s nothing on her hand to show she belongs to anyone,” he finished, bringing my hand up with his and kissing it, “But if she really is ‘yours’, she has had ample opportunity to stop my advances, and isn’t so…”
“I do not belong to anyone. You,” I turned and glared at Alastor, “May be Alianna’s father, but it doesn’t mean that I am ‘yours’. As a matter of fact, you lost all rights to even seeing her when you left, so you can just go away and leave me alone!” I shouted.
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A few days later, I found a(n) (F/c) rubber duck sitting on my bed, along with a note. “I wasn’t messing around when I said you were cute, I meant it. Call me? L.” there was a phone number at the bottom and I giggled. I knew it was probably wrong as he was Charlie’s dad, who was my best friend… But he’d made an impression on me. So I added the number to my phone under the nickname ‘Short King’, and sent a message, “I got your note. Thanks for the duck. How’d you know (F/c) is my favourite colour?”
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I groaned in pain as I lay on the ruins of the hotel, after having come face to face with one of the angels, blood seeping from my side. It was just as I was losing consciousness, that I saw a flash of white in front of me, fighting off the angel.
LUCIFER’S POV
Once the angels had retreated, I turned back to (Y/n) to see her unconscious, with blood surrounding her. Immediately, I retracted my wings and knelt beside her, realising she’s been severely wounded, “(Y/n)? Please wake up. You have to. (Y/n), please. I- love you.”
“Dad?”
I looked up to see Charlie standing there, a saddened smile on her face, “You can’t bring her back.”
“Is there nothing?! No one can bring her back?” I asked, despair wreaking through my voice, as I felt tears cascading down my cheeks.
“I’ve got one idea… but it’s a long shot, so don’t get your hopes up,” Charlie replied, running off. She came back a few minutes later, dragging a girl behind her, who seemed to be complaining, “Charlie! I told you, I can heal, but I can’t combat the second death!”
“Just try. For me? Please?”
“I’m telling you, this isn’t going to work if she’s dead, Charlie!”
“Try though? Please, Brianna?”
“Fine, I’ll try, but no one get their hopes up,” the brunette replied as Charlie pulled her over. I noticed Brianna take a deep breath before kneeling on (Y/n)’s other side, cracking her knuckles, “I’ll say it again if she’s truly dead, then this isn’t going to work, but I’m going to need help,” she paused and turned her attention towards me, “May I ask for your help, Sir? This will only work if I have the help of someone she loves.”
“M-me? I-Isn’t there someone else that she loves? Like her daughter?”
The brown-haired demon just chuckled in response, “I mean it’s got to be romantic love, not platonic love.”
“Oh... Wait a minute, do you still want me to help? As much as I hate to say this, shouldn’t you be getting that Radio Demon to help? In the sense that he’s the father of her daughter, therefore she must love him.”
“As a matter of fact. I know she hates me. She lit-”
“Alastor’s right, Dad. You may not have realised, but that duck you gave her has pride of place in her room. Every day she makes a point of dusting it, and no one’s allowed near it. I’m surprised it’s not in a locked box that only she has access to. She wouldn’t have kept it if you didn’t mean anything to her. Plus you deserve to be happy as well,” Charlie spoke, placing a hand on my shoulder and kneeling beside me, “Trust me. You’re the one we need to bring (Y/n) back.”
“Well? Are you going to do this or not? We don’t have much time left.”
With a final boost of confidence from Charlie, I nodded, turning to Brianna, “Okay.”
She smiled, “Okay. In that case, I need you to place both your hands above where her heart is and keep your eyes closed. Can you do that?” I nodded, doing as she asked me, remembering to close my eyes.
YOUR POV
I woke up with a start, and I lifted my head in shock, but before I could say anything, I’d been wrapped in a hug, “(Y/n)!”
“O-oh.. hello, Mr Lucifer. I-It’s good to see you too,” I replied as he continued to squeeze the living Hell out of me, “C-can you let me go though? Personal space.”
“Sorry! I’m just glad you’re okay,” he started, letting me go as his face turned the same colour as his waistcoat, but before I could mention it, Charlie had spoken up, “See, Dad? Told you it was you that she loved.”
“CHARLIE!” I all but screamed, “HOW IN THE ACTUAL HELL DID YOU KNOW THAT?! You better start running. I don’t care if you’re the Princess of Hell, telling someone that your friend has a crush on them is not funny!” I continued, standing up and starting to chase after her, but before I could get too far I felt a gloved hand wrap around my wrist and pull me backwards, spinning me around, before I felt pressure on my lips. It took me a second to process, but once I did I wrapped my arms around the King of Hell’s neck and kissed him back.
“You have nothing to be ashamed of, (Y/n).”
I grinned widely, “Still embarrassing that it took your daughter to get us together though.”
“I have something for you, (Y/n)...”
“Let me guess… is it another rubber duck?” I asked, my voice laden with sarcasm. Lucifer’s face turned red as he looked at me a shocked expression on his face before out of thin air, a small box appeared. Lucifer took it in his hands before handing it to me, “I-I’ve been working on them since I left you the first one… I hope you like them.” I smiled and took the lid off, my eyes widening with glee at the sight of the small family of ducks. Two adults, one a light yellow, the other a (H/c) colour with lashes painted around the eyes, with two baby ducks, one the same colour yellow as the adult, also with eyelashes, and the other a red colour. I giggled at the meaning behind the colours, the adult ducks supposed to represent me and Lucifer, and the two baby ones representing Charlie and Alianna, and hugged the blonde male in front of me, “I love them, thank you. I know exactly where these are going,” I spoke, pecking Lucifer on the cheek after leaning down to do so, whispering in his ear, “Short King.”
“I am not that short!”
“Hmmm. Compared to me, you are,” I smirked, “Now, who wants to rebuild this hotel?”
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The ending was not how I imagined it, but at least it didn’t go over 2000 words… This was originally supposed to have more Alastor x Reader in too, but it didn’t fit with the plot I was going with.
Requested?: No
Prompt: None
Type of oneshot: Fluff
Timing: Marauders’ Era (7th Year)/Golden Trio Era (OOTP)
Reader's Relations: None
Reader’s House: Gryffindor
Warnings: It gets a bit steamy, but it’s not fully written smut
Other notes: Also, the first bit takes place in February of 7th Year, for plot reasons. Also in this Sirius doesn’t die
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“No.”
“Why?”
“Because I’m not a child.”
“Neither are we. It’s just a game, (Y/n), why won’t you play with us?”
I rolled my eyes and closed the book I was reading, “Let me rephrase that sentence. I do not act like a child. Truth or Dare is a game that first and second years play not seventh years. You boys need to grow up!”
“But it’s fun!” James protested, leaning over the back of the sofa I was sitting on to whisper in my ear, “Plus you might get a chance to confess your crush.”
“Shut it you git!” I retorted, throwing a nearby cushion at his head. How he knew I had a crush on one of his best friends, I had no idea, “If you boys promise to behave, and by that, I mean no inappropriate questions, I’ll play.”
“Awesome! Best person ever!” Sirius shouted, running over and hugging me, “You’re my favourite person, (Y/n)!”
“T-thank you,” I replied, feeling my face heat up.
“Right! I’ll go first, (Y/n), truth or dare?”
I rolled my eyes sighing, “Dare. I am not giving you a chance to ask me that question I know you want to ask me.”
“Fine, be like that, but I dare you to sit on Padfoot’s lap for the rest of the game,” James responded, smirking. I felt my face heat up as I turned to Sirius, “I-is that okay with you?” Sirius nodded turning away from me and I walked over to him sitting down on his lap, shifting a bit.
“Stop that, (Y/n).”
“I’m trying to get comfortable! It’s not my fault you’re an uncomfortable chair.”
“I’m sure there’s one part of him you’d love to sit on though, right, (Y/n)?” James asked, wiggling his eyebrows. My face went bright red, knowing exactly what he was hinting at and threw another red and yellow cushion at him, “Shut up! So my turn now… Remus, truth or dare?”
He thought for a moment before speaking, “Dare.”
This put a smirk on my face, “Next time you see Jen, ask her out. I know you like her.” Remus’ face turned red and I chuckled, “And I’m right.” Before Remus had a chance to recover, the portrait hole opened and in came Lily, Jen following behind her, the two of them holding a couple of pieces of parchment each. The smirk on my face grew and I turned to them, “Jen! Come over here for a minute please!”
The Hufflepuff turned to face me and placed her books down on a nearby table before walking over, “Yeah?” I just looked at Remus and nodded, causing him to get fidgety, “Do I have to do this in the middle of the common room?”
I nodded, “Gotta make sure you do it, Rem.”
He sighed and stood up, “Fine, but I’ll get you back for this. Jen, listen, whatever you say, I won’t be upset or annoyed, but I really like you, and I was wondering if you’d like to go on a date?” I could see his face was bright red as Jen stared at him, blinking, “Oh. I actually had no idea. I’m sorry, Remus but-”
“JEN!”
Before we knew it, Charlotte had ran up and hugged Jen from behind, “You didn’t tell me you were coming.”
“I was dragged, Lottie. Would you mind giving me my personal space for a few minutes?”
Charlotte nodded and unwrapped her arms from Jen’s waist, “Yeah! I’ll be up in my dorm, you better come and talk once you’re done with whatever it is you’re doing with these guys,” she spoke, quickly pecking Jen on the cheek before running back upstairs to her dorm room.
“As I was saying, I’m sorry, Remus, but I’m already taken.”
I could almost see Remus’ heart break at hearing that, but he did his best to compose himself, “Oh, right. That’s okay. Sorry to bother you, I just thought I’d tell you.”
I knew Jen didn’t want to hurt his feelings and I could tell she felt bad as she turned and walked up the stairs to the girls’ dorms, I started to feel bad too as I’d been the one to dare Remus to confess, but before anyone else could say anything, Remus had turned to me, “How could you?! Are you trying to embarrass me?!”
“Remus, I didn’t know she was dating someone. Seriously. I had no idea!” I shouted, standing up from Sirius’ lap to face him.
“You still dared me to tell her I liked her! This is your fault, (Y/n)! I HATE YOU!”
I gasped at his outburst, feeling tears come to my eyes due to my crush on him. Thankfully, James didn’t know that as he’d be teasing me about liking both him and Sirius if he knew. Remus walked closer to me, anger in his eyes, but before he could get too close, Sirius stood up and stood in front of me, “Moony, stay away from my girlfriend!” he shouted, blocking me from Remus.
“Sirius. Move.”
“No. I won’t let you hurt her! None of us knew Jen was dating Charlotte, if we did we would have told (Y/n) to change the dare! None of us would purposely do anything to make you upset, don’t you know that?! We’re the ones that became animagi to help you! We’d sacrifice anything for you, Moony!”
At this, Remus took a step back, “I-I’m sorry, (Y/n). I have to reason to be mad at you if you say you didn’t know, then I believe you.”
I smiled, “It’s okay Remus. Now, back to the topic at hand, Sirius, did you call me your girlfriend?”
Sirius’ face turned red and he started stuttering, “Um.. well, I-... yes. I’m sorry, I like you, but I know you like-” I shut him up by leaning up and kissing him, surprising him.
“You.”
“M-me?! But I thought you like M-”
“It’s always been you, Sirius,” I replied, quickly, trying to make him shut up, knowing that James had probably told him I liked Remus, “Okay! Back to the game,” I continued, as Sirius sat back down on the sofa, pulling me back on his lap, “Now you’ve got to stay there.” I blinked a few times and nodded, still slightly confused at what he meant, but Remus brought me back to reality, “Sirius, truth or dare?”
“Um, Dare.”
“Okay… Kiss (Y/n).”
I could see there was something inside Remus that didn’t want him to dare Sirius to kiss me, but I put it down to him still being slightly mad at me. I could feel Sirius shifting under me and he sat up properly, me still on his lap as he leaned over my shoulder, “(Y/n), you’re going to have to help me, here.” I giggled, thinking of something and turned around, straddling him and allowing him to kiss me as he placed his hands on my hips, keeping me where I was, slightly pressing me down, before giving me a pleading look, and that’s when I realised the second meaning to his statement of me needing to help him.
“Alright! I said kiss not make out! You don’t need to show off that you have a girlfriend, Sirius.”
I giggled at Remus’ attitude, knowing he was annoyed at being the only single one out of him and his friends as James had finally succeeded in getting Lily to go on a date with him and broke off from Sirius, “Actually, I’m getting tired, I’m going to head to bed.”
“(Y/n)! Don’t leave me,” Sirius pleaded and I leaned into his ear, “Then state that you want to cuddle with me and pull me up to your dorm, and I’ll help you with your… issue.” His face lit up and he nodded, as I leaned back.
“(Y/n), I want to cuddle. You know, like in a fluffy way. Come sleep with me!”
I giggled and nodded, “If you say so, Sirius.” before standing up, Sirius did the same as he quickly pulled me up to the dorm he shared with James and Remus, and I was soon pushed down on his bed, with Sirius nipping at my neck.
“(Y/n), are you sure this is okay? I don’t want to fuck up our relationship on the first day of us being together.”
“Merlin yes. Honestly, I’ve fantasised about you fucking me, Sirius. You’re so hot, and I understand why girls are always hanging off you.”
“Good,” he muttered before kissing me again.
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“I’m sorry. We’re moving to France, Sirius. There’s nothing I can do about it. My parents are forcing me and they don’t care about the face that we’re dating, they’re forcing me to stop contacting you, and won’t even tell me where, so it’s not like I can tell you the address of our new house and then have you write to me first. Also, they’re taking Snowy away from me, well, in the sense that she’s not allowed in my room anymore, and only they have the key to her cage so I can’t write to you, and you know I’m not good with the muggle postal syste-”
“(Y/n), shh. You’re ranting.”
“Sorry. I just do that when I’m nervous or upset. I know my parents never approved of you but I would have thought they could have put their hatred for you aside for my happiness, but I guess not. Normally in this situation, I’d say I’ll keep in touch, but I can’t. Please don’t forget me.”
“I won’t. I love you so much, (Y/n). I will never forget you.”
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A few years later, I had been sitting in the living room, reading a book when my mother came in, a letter in her hands, “(Y/n). You have muggle post.”
“Thank you,” I replied as she handed it to me. I smiled, recognising the handwriting on the envelope, how Remus knew our new address, I had no idea, but due to the fact that my parents had been friends with the Potters, I guessed she’d told them, who had then told James who had told Remus, but I put the thoughts to the back of my head and opened the letter;
“Dear (Y/n),
I never thought I’d be writing this letter, didn’t think I’d ever have to, but, James and Lily’s position was given away to Voldemort and they’re both dead. Harry managed to survive, somehow, but it’s worse because Sirius is the one who’s been blamed for it. He caused an explosion killing a load of muggles as well as Peter. All that was left of him was a finger. Sirius has now been locked up in Azkaban, and we’re having a funeral for James and Lily in a few weeks. Do let me know if your parents will let you attend.
Your Dearest friend,
Remus.”
I gasped, feeling the tears come to my eyes at reading it. I didn’t believe that Sirius would betray James and Lily and just let the tears fall.
“(Y/n)? What’s wrong?”
“Two of my best friends are dead. I wish we’d never come to France. That was Remus writing, he said they’re having a funeral for James and Lily in a few weeks.”
“If you want to go, I understand. I’ll look after Bella for you.”
“Really?”
My mother nodded, “Yes. I know they were your friends, and I shouldn’t have forced you to come here.”
“T-thank you.”
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I cried, placing my head on Remus’ shoulder and crying into his shoulder. I soon felt him wrap his arms around me, rubbing softly at my back, trying to comfort me. After I came back to Britain for James and Lily’s funeral, my mother said that I could stay if I wanted to, which is what I wanted, and a few weeks later, my mother came over with Bella and more of my and Bella’s stuff. Due to my parents moving to France, they’d sold the family home, meaning I didn’t have anywhere to live, but I ended up moving in with Remus after he bonded so well with Bella, and despite him being nervous about hurting her when he transformed, he got along well with her, so much to the point where Bella believed he was her father.
“Mummy, why do I have to go away every month?” she asked one time when I was helping her pack her stuff up for a few nights.
“Do you not like getting to stay at Jen and Lottie’s house, Bella?” I replied, as I placed her toothbrush in her bag.
“No! I like staying with them, it’s fun, I just want to know why.”
Before I could answer, the doorbell rang and I breathed a sigh of relief as I ushered Bella downstairs, opening the door to reveal Jen, “Thank you. You came at the perfect time. Thank you so much. She was getting curious about why she had to leave the house every month.”
“Are you ever going to tell her?”
“Tell her what, Jen? I don’t know what you mean.”
“That Remus isn’t her father? Are you ever going to tell her that?”
“Oh… Well does it actually matter? It’s not like she’s going to get to meet her biological father. Don’t you dare tell her. Remus is the closet thing to a father Bella will have, and you know why.”
“I know, but I happen to have overheard your last conversation with Sirius before you moved to France, you made him promise not to forget you, but are you really doing to forget him?”
“I don’t know what you mean, Jen. Remus is just being a good friend.”
“That you happen to fancy,” she teased, giving me a small poke in the shoulder.
“Shut it, I don’t and you know that!”
“What I know is that you like him! You’ve been telling me that he’s bonded so well with Bella that she believes he’s her father, so make it happen! Tell Remus you like him and boom, step-father!”
“Wait… weren’t you the one telling me to not forget Sirius?” I questioned raising an eyebrow.
“Well… Oh look at that, there’s my favourite little bean!” Jen exclaimed and I turned around, seeing Bella walking down the stairs, “I forgot Mr Fluffykins!” She spoke, walking down the last few stairs carefully, “He’s so fluffy!” I giggled patting her head, “Are you ready to go now?” She nodded and I handed Jen her bag for the few nights, knowing Remus probably wouldn’t be able to leave his bed the day after the full moon and that I’d have to tend to his fresh scars, which I didn’t mind doing. Jen was right, I did love him. Once Jen had left with Bella I closed the door and sighed, but I was disturbed from my peace, “(Y/n)?” I looked up to see Remus standing in front of me, a questioning look on his face, “Did I head Jen correctly there? Do you like me?”
“This isn’t the right time to talk about it, Remus.”
“That’s a yes then. I know that when you’re faced with difficult questions, you try and avoid the question. You can tell me the truth.”
I sighed, “Fine, yes. I like you. Please don’t b-” I was cut off when he took my hand in his scarred one and pulled me closer. “Good,” he muttered before kissing me. I was completely caught off guard but soon melted into it, wrapping my arms around his neck. I had taken the chance to be happy, knowing that I wouldn’t see Sirius again and that Bella deserved to have a father in her life, and better it was someone she had a close bond with, and believed already was her father.
“I have loved you for so long, (Y/n). You don’t know how long. It hurt when I saw you and Sirius-”
“Rem, please don’t mention his name. What’s in the past is in the past.”
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“You can’t keep her hidden forever, (Y/n).”
“She’s my daughter. Sirius has no right to see her. Where’s he been for the last sixteen years?”
“To be fair, he didn’t know she existed, (Y/n)! He was locked up in Azkaban for thirteen of them, and you weren’t allowed to contact him for the other three!”
“What are you talking about?”
I froze and turned around from the conversation I was having with Molly and Remus to see Bella standing in the doorway, a confused look on her face. I sighed and started to play with the ring on my finger, biting my lip, “I-It’s not important, Honey. Please just go back upstairs.”
“She has the right to know, (Y/n). Just tell her.”
“Tell me what?” Bella asked again, refusing to move, “Tell me, Mum. Is there something you’re hiding from me?”
I sighed again, “I’m sorry, Bella, but yes. I haven’t been completely honest with you.”
Molly gave me a small smile and walked out, leaving me in the dining room with Bella and Remus, who placed a hand on my waist, “You’ve got this. She’ll still love you, don’t worry.”
“Right. Bella, I’m sorry, but I have been lying to you. The truth is-”
“I’m not your biological father, Bella,” Remus interjected, causing the sixteen-year-old to blink, “What? But who is then?”
“I’m interested too, (Y/n). Who is Bella’s father if it isn’t Moony?”
I sighed again, before turning to Bella, “Could you go upstairs for a few minutes, Bella? I’ll come and get you when it’s time to go.” She nodded and hugged me before walking off upstairs. I took a deep breath and turned my attention back to Sirius, “Who do you think? Who else would be her father for her to be seventeen? For her to be sixteen, she’d have to have been born in 1978, meaning…”
“She’s mine?”
“Yes, you’re her father, Sirius. Happened the night we first got together. Remember that Truth or Dare game?”
His face made an ‘oh’ shape and he nodded, “Why didn’t you tell me?”
“Sirius, drop it. It doesn’t matter now.”
“Why? How would you feel if your girlfriend didn’t tell you she was pregnant and you didn’t find out you have a child until they were seventeen?!” Sirius shouted at Remus, who just placed a hand around me comfortingly as I’d started to breathe heavily and was struggling to concentrate, “Sirius, for God's sake, be quiet. You’re stressing (Y/n), who might I add is my wife, out.”
Sirius’ eyes widened and he turned to me, “How could you? So you make me promise not to forget you and then you go and marry my best friend?!”
“Sirius, the circumstances were different! I didn’t know James and Lily were going to be killed and that you were going to be sent to Azkaban! Remus was there for me when you couldn’t be. Now if you don’t mind, I need to be alone for a while,” I replied going to walk towards the door, but I was pulled back and lips were planted on mine. When I realised it wasn’t Remus, I pushed away, “Sirius! Stop!”
“I know you still love me, (Y/n)!”
“Whether I do or not, does not give you the right to kiss me without permission! Especially when I am married now!”
“Oh come on! So all that time we spent together is now out of the window?”
“We were together for 5 months before I moved away, Sirius. I’ve been with Remus for almost as long as Bella’s been alive, speaking off, we should be off. I’ll go and get her,” I replied, kissing Remus quickly before walking out of the room and upstairs to find Bella.
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“(Y/n), can you be truthful with me, please? Do you still love Sirius?”
I sighed and looked up at Remus, “Why?”
“Just answer the question, please. Do you still love him?”
“Rem, where’s this come from? I’ve told you before you are enough for me. I can deal with the werewolf thing.”
“Do you still love him!? Tell me.”
I gulped and took a deep breath before nodding, “Yes.”
“Then go to him.”
“Rem, don’t say that. Please. I love you!”
“You can’t love both of us, (Y/n)! I know you only married me for Bella’s sake.”
“I did not marry you for Bella’s sake, Rem. I love you. When we were in school, I had an incredibly hard time dealing with my feelings because my heart was telling me I was in love with both you and Sirius. It was you first and when I found out that you liked Jen, my heart also started to feel things for Sirius, but I still liked you, and I still love both of you.”
Remus’ eyes just widened as he tried to process what I’d said before he nodded, wrapping his arms around me, “Oh. Well, in that case, I should be honest with you. When we were in school, I had a small crush on Sirius too.”
This time it was my turn for my eyes to widen and I smiled, “Aww. Thank you for being honest with me, Remus.”
Before anything else could be said, there was a knock at the door. I detangled myself from Remus and walked to the door, being surprised when Sirius was the one standing there, “Hello.”
“Sirius? What brings you here?” I asked, letting him in. After he was inside, I closed the door and we walked into the living room, “Hey, Rem, look who turned up.”
I noticed Remus freeze up slightly, but he greeted Sirius nonetheless. Sirius then turned to me, “Oh yeah, I wanted to apologise for getting angry and defensive. It was not right for me to believe you still liked me after having seventeen years of no contact. I’m also sorry for kissing you without permission, especially when you’re married.”
I smiled something that surprised him, before hugging him, “Thank you for the apology, Sirius. Although, it doesn’t make the kiss ‘alright’, but I understand that you still love me… and honestly, I still love you too.” His eyes widened and he looked at Remus, fear written all over his face, but Remus just walked over and hugged him, causing a slight blush to take over both their faces, confirming my theory.
“Sirius, I’m going to ask you something, and you need to be 100% honest. Can you do that?”
He nodded and I could see he was nervous, wondering what I was going to ask. I smiled, “Have you ever had/do you have any form of romantic feelings towards Remus?”
Both their eyes widened and Sirius’ face turned bright red as he looked away from me, nodding slowly, “Y-yes.”
“Well, I have an idea. One that will make all of us happy. How would you two feel about a poly relationship?” They both looked at each other before turning to me and each of them kissing one of my cheeks, “That’s a brilliant idea.”
“I think so too.”
I smiled, “Great.”
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I smiled as the three of us stood on Platform 9¾ as the train came in. I stood in the middle of Remus and Sirius, both of them with an arm around my waist, as we waited for Bella to get off the train. She soon spotted us and ran over with her stuff, Harry following behind her. Once she got closer, Bella stopped, blinking at the situation in front of her, “Mum? What’s going on?” she asked, noticing Sirius’ hand wrapped around my waist.
“Right. I forgot to mention it in my last letter, but you’re going to have two fathers from now on.”
She just looked at me blankly, completely confused, “What?”
I giggled and ruffled her hair, “To put it simply. During the past few months, I realised I was still in love with your biological father, as well as your stepfather, and the three of us came to the conclusion we were all in love with each other, so we’re all dating each other. Do you mind that, Bella?”
Instead of her being mad, like I expected, she just smiled and hugged me, “I’m happy for you, Mum!”
I returned the smile and hug, “Glad to hear that, Bella.”
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So… this is over 4000 words…..
Requested?: No
Prompt: None
Type of oneshot: Fluff?
Timing: Marauders’ Era (7th Year)
Reader's Relations: Newt’s granddaughter (don’t ask how this works, I just wanted it to be a thing in this oneshot, because he’s best boy and it kind of works)
Reader’s House: Gryffindor
Warnings: Bullying
Other notes: The reader is slightly chubby in this. Also in this, your parents died when you were young, so you live with Newt and Tina.
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“Really? You honestly thought I’d want to date you when you look like that?” I tried to hold back the tears as my, now, ex-boyfriend kicked me to the curb metaphorically, continuing to say hurtful words, another girl hanging onto his arm, “You’re dumber than I thought. I was just using you because of your family.” And with that, he walked off, the girl following next to him, laughing. I sighed and stood up trying not to let the tears fall as I made my way back up to the common room. When I got up to my dorm, I sat down on my bed and sighed, taking my robe off so I was more comfortable, and laid down on my stomach, finally letting the tears fall.
That was when I started to hear small squeaks and I felt a small weight on my head. I let out a small giggle and lifted my hand, allowing the bowtruckle to step on before I brought my hand to my face, “Hello there. Did you stow away in my robes?” The small green creature looked down refusing to make eye contact and I giggled, “At least you’ve been found, Pickett.” I sighed, placed him down on my pillow and wiped my eyes, trying to stop the tears from flowing as I reached into my bag and pulled out a piece of parchment and a quill. I immediately started writing to my grandfather to let him know that Pickett was safe and hadn’t been stolen/harmed. Once I was done, I folded it up and let Pickett up on my shoulder before leaving the dorm, and heading up to the owlery.
“(Y/n)? Where are you going?”
“Owlery,” I replied in a monotone voice, refusing to look at Jen as I knew how observant she was and that she’d be able to tell I’d been crying from my face if she hadn’t by my tone of voice, “You’ve been crying. You can tell me what’s up, you know that, right?” I nodded, “Thank you, but it doesn’t matter. Now can I continue up to the owlery please?” She narrowed her eyes and let me go causing me to sigh in relief. I really didn’t want her to find out that William had broken up with me as I knew she’d tell the Marauders because of how protective they were of me. They didn’t need to be, it wasn’t like I was related to any of them, they just decided they were going to protect me for some reason. Once I’d sent the letter off to my grandparents, I walked outside and sat down by a tree by the Black Lake as it was just after dinner and curfew wasn’t for a few more hours and the outside air helped me to think better.
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“It was hilarious! You should have been there Prongs, his face was priceless.”
“Mate, shh. Is that.. Look it is! Where’s (Y/n) though?”
I looked up from my food to see William walking into the Great Hall, a random Slytherin hanging onto his arm looking as sneaky as ever.
“I swear to Godric if that git broke up with her, I’ll have is head.”
“Pads, calm down we know you like her.”
“Oh shut it, Prongs, you’d be the same if someone had done the same to your precious Lily” I retorted. Before James could reply, I felt a presence next to me and I looked up to see Bella.
“Have you seen (Y/n)?” I asked, curious as to where she was as she and Bella were normally inseparable, but Bella just shook her head, “Sorry, Sirius. I haven’t seen her since Transfiguration ended, but if I see her this evening, I’ll let her know you’re looking for her.”
“Thank you.”
“Wait a minute, I have an idea.”
“Huh? What do you mean, Moony?”
“Just, give me a minute.”
Without another word, he spun around in his seat to face the Hufflepuff table, directly where Jen was sitting, “Jen, have you seen (Y/n)?”
“Hm? Oh yeah, I saw her going up to the owlery before dinner. She looked like she’d been crying but refused to tell me why. If she’s not in her dorm or the common room, then I don’t know. Wait a minute, why didn’t you guys just use that map of yours? Don’t worry I won’t tell anyone about it.”
Moony thanked her and turned around as we all banged our heads on the table, “Why didn’t we think of the map? When we get back up we’re checking that map and finding where she is.”
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“Alright Pickett, you can sit on my head,” I muttered as the bowtruckle refused to go back in my pocket, “But you’ve got to hide when I go back inside, “Okay?”
Pickett just stuck his tongue out at me and blew a raspberry, “I thought you were taught not to do that. If you’re discovered, then it’ll mean bad news for me. Please, work with me-”
“(Y/n)?”
At the sound of my name, I quickly took Pickett off my head, hiding him behind my back and turned to the person, “Oh, Sirius, hey, what are you doing out here?”
“I wanted to talk, have you been crying?” he asked, reaching out and taking my hand in his, which I didn’t reject, surprising him as every other time he’d tried to make physical contact with me, I’d pushed him away. I sighed and nodded, releasing my grip on Pickett before placing him back on my head and wiping my eyes with my now free hand, “Y-yeah. Promise not to tell anyone else?” Sirius nodded and I took a deep breath, “William broke up with me. Told me he was just using me because of my family and that ‘no one would want to date someone who looked like me’. He then called me fat, along with a load of other hurtful stuff and then walked off,” I spoke, the tears coming back to my eyes again, this time I just let them fall, only stopping when I felt Sirius wiping them, “(Y/n), please don’t cry. I don’t like seeing you cry, it makes me cry when you’re upset and don’t believe anything that jerk says, you’re perfect the way you are.”
“He’s right though, Sirius. No one would want to date me, I am fat-” I was cut off when he placed a finger to my lips, “Do not say that about yourself in my presence. You are not fat, (Y/n). You are perfect, and I know one person who would want to date you.”
“W-who?” I asked, looking up at him. Instead of replying, he took my cheek in his hand and bent down to my level, kissing me, “Me.” I felt my face turn bright red and I blinked, bringing my hand up to my lips once he’d stepped back a little, “Y-you? You’d want to date me?”
“I-if you wanted to date me back, then yeah. I’ve been in love with you since 3rd year, (Y/n). You know how Prongs used to go on and on about Lily before she finally gave in and started dating him?” I nodded and Sirius continued, “Well, Moony told me I was the exact same with you. Apparently, I wouldn’t shut up about you and complain about that git of a boyfriend you had whenever I could. Now if you’ll excuse me, I have a nose to go and break.”
I giggled and grabbed his hand before he got too far from me, “I-if you’re serious that you’d want to date me, honestly, I’d be lucky to be the one to have grabbed your attention. I like you too, Sirius.”
That stopped him in his tracks, and he turned back towards me, grabbing my upper arms and kissing me again, “I would be the lucky one, (Y/n). I love you so much.”
“I-I love you too, Sirius. Are you sure I’m not too chubby for you to date?”
He shook his head, “No. You are perfect the way you are, how many times do I have to say it? It’s what’s on the inside that counts, not what you look like. I love you for the way you act and your personality, not what you look like.” At that moment Pickett jumped off my head and onto Sirius’ hand, causing me to smile, “It looks like Pickett approves, please don’t tell any of our professors he’s here. Honestly, he stowed away on my robes, or well, in my clothes in general.”
“I won’t don’t worry, (Y/n). I’d never do anything to get you into trouble.”
“Thank you. I love you, Sirius.”
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Hehe, more Sirius fluff.