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what’s it called when you’re so disconnected from reality that cold water doesn’t feel like anything and you can barely taste food anymore

Have we considered that Mark Chastity is the Mark in Hidgens polycule?

my dealer: got some straight gas 🔥🤪 this strain is called “black friday” 😳 youll be zonked out of your gourd 💯

me: yeah whatever i don’t feel shit

five minutes later: bro i swear i just went into the black and white

my buddy howard pacing: everything is my dad

negative affirmations

I can be worse

I still have time to fuck things up

I can kms any time I want

ted spankoffski it's your time

(Joey): jeff is so horny in this scene

happy Mother’s Day to these two queens

dude your poem fucking bit me

continuing on despite it all

i am shrunken down and brought to the gnome world and when i attempt to assimilate to their culture I use an acorn cap as a hat and they all laugh cheerfully at my silly mistake of wearing what they use as a bowl like a cap and though this is a transgression that would have humiliated me in my human life I am instead laughing alongside them at my humorous misunderstanding

rewatched cinderella’s castle again :)

i literally saw the band members' outfits, heard Napile se ulice and immediately thought they were yugoslavian queen

thoughts on bijelo dugme 🎤🎤

who's your favorite member and whyyyy (please we want some intel)

I absolutely love that you’re asking this but you’ll probably not love the answer lol,

i’ve never been much into the members because i’ve mainly listened to them throughout my childhood without much further going in specifically. And saying that Tifa or Alen islamovic are my favorite would be too stereotypical:(

But i can tell you my fav song if you’d want:p

thank youuu idk why i asked in anon 😭 wow the song is so good!

who's your fav bijelo dugme member?

Hahaha, zanimljivo pitanje. Brega, ali i Bebek kao vokal. 😄

P.S. slutim ko pita, pa evo jedna u Bebekovoj izvedbi :)

she željko on my bebek till i contribute to croatian music sufficiently to gain the status of samostalni umjetnik

she bijelo on my dugme till I fall from a cherry tree

Żeljko Bebek hiii :33

make bijelo dugme great again

Reblog to let prev know their presence is wanted

fuuuck he actually supports russia, friendship ended with goran bregović, now ipe ivandvić is my new best friend

From now on, instead of Hogwarts houses, we’re gonna use a new alignment chart based on what singer of Bijelo Dugme we stan

correctly diagnosing their audience as broke and with bad taste🙏

boundless wisdom from mr bijelo dugme himself (Dimitrije Vojnov paraphrasing bregoviç in 2007)

same because i too would fall from a cherry tree, break my spine and immediately go play a concert in nyc

From now on, instead of Hogwarts houses, we’re gonna use a new alignment chart based on what singer of Bijelo Dugme we stan

Bijelo Dugme i Zeljko Bebek

Bring back actually long tours, fuck it, 10 days just in one country. Bijelo Dugme was doing it right in 1977

i love this actually

the sexual tension between me and buying a ticket for a Bijelo Dugme concert………

The summoning

Fuck personality tests. Who comes to your mind when I say “Michael”

I firmly believe that the next show in The Lands That Are is going to be an adaption of Snow White, likely called Snow White's Castle. Here's everything I've figured so far:

I think Ragweed will return. In CC, he mentions "six sturdy dwarves", which would make a total of seven dwarves. He also mentions slaying goblins, and I definitely think making the seven dwarves a Tolkien-inspired adventuring party would be a fun, dark fantasy twist

Furthermore, on the map of The Lands That Are, we see "Rockhammer's Hut", likely Ragweed and the other six dwarves' home. The Hut is situated close by "The Witch Queen's Castle", which I believe will belong to Snow White's wicked stepmother.

I have further cause to believe the Witch Queen is the stepmother from the livestreams during the CC kickstarter campaign. One of the tier levels is Witchglass

Now forgive me for not knowing the exact stream name, I'm going off memory here. But Nick went on to explain the Witchglass is a special material created by witches to trap demons. He then hinted "think of a fairytale that has a witch talking to glass". I believe this means the magic mirror in the story will actually be a demon trapped inside glass.

Speaking of the kickstarter, we also have these fellas from the original launch video. These puppets weren't in CC, but bears a striking similarity to Ragweed. It's most likely these were just early versions of Ragweed, but they could also be other dwarf characters we haven't met yet

And my final piece, which is pure wild speculation, is the Grizzwald girls' brother. I think he may be the Huntsman. Now, I know this is a bit of a throwaway line, probably just meant as joke, but having the Huntsman be a troll/monster hunter would be exactly the kind of dark fantasy twist I can see in the Lands That Are

So that's everything I've gathered. I expect to be either vindicated or completely wrong when the next show is announced.

fun date idea: i come over and watch tv while you stand behind me psychically reaching out to your ex on behalf of your husband who's in the next room 💞

save me bitching