Reblog To Put One Of These In Your Mutuals’ Pocket When They’re Not Looking

Should I stay in my toxic, unhealthy relationship? Here's a picture of my bf for reference

I was originally going to say, "Absolutely not, you should never stay in a toxic relationship!" But if your boyfriend is that beautiful princess with a disorder, then don't leave him. Ever.

I doubt this will concern anyone (and it really shouldn't) but I will be offline for the next few days. Something came up.

Of course, I'll be back to bug my mutuals later.

I found this beautiful wasp today- it was Red-and-Black Mason wasp. It was walking on the ground, minding its own business. I don't know why it was walking, but that's not the point.

The point of this is, my brother stepped on it. Sorry, did I say stepped? I meant stomped on. Repeatedly.

That could have been someone's best friend. Someone's lover. The queen wasp's greatest hunter. But now it's squished.

I will never* forgive you, Stanley.

*I will most likely be over this in about two hours.

petty princess. /derogatory

I am both petty and a princess, so this statement cannot possibly be derogatory.

paranormal top? no. paranormal bottom? no. paranormal switch? no. there is only one answer.

paranormal investigator.

that is who stanford pines identifies as.

DAMN RIGHT! YOU GET IT!

FUCK YOU AND YOUR HUSBAND, "SONIC". IF THAT EVEN IS YOUR REAL NAME.

petty princess. /derogatory

I am both petty and a princess, so this statement cannot possibly be derogatory.

He was such a good man, aside from the fact that he was a criminal on the run and spent half of his entire life committing identity fraud 😢

YOURE ALIVEEE

WH- DIDJA THINK I FUCKIN DIED??

I am not! He's the one being rude and hostile!

For the past 10 hours, my notifications have been stuck on a minimum of four. I keep checking. There's nothing else to see there. But it keeps telling me I have four notifications. I've checked my asks, messages, cleared my cache (which took embarrassingly long), and signed out and signed back in. Nothing is working. I'm tweaking.

I HAD TO READ YOUR BIO ROUGHLY 5 TIMES TO REALIZE YOU DID INFACT SELF IDENTIFY AS A MONSTERFUCKER

CARE TO ELABORATE?

There is nothing to elaborate on. You simply lack an understanding of the lengths I am willing to go for the sake of scientific discovery.

We lost Frederick today. He was a 7-year-old bearded dragon. The power had gone out, and normally, he would have been fine without his heat lamps. However, he was sick and had what looked to be a tumor. He passed before we found out what was wrong with him.

I miss you already, Freddy.