Latest Posts by therealstanfordpines - Page 8

Okay, the time has come to name Shadow's turtle. The decided upon gender was turtle.

I'm not saying I'm not attracted to my husband! I'm very much attracted to him, that's why I married him. The thing is, I'm not attracted to him because he's a man. I'm attracted to him because of who he is as a person and what he means to me.

pssssst

*hands you a note..it says : “greetings homosexual father”

@daughter-of-the-author

Is... is your other father not also homosexual? I would hope so, considering we're married.

The only thing I'm confused about is my own sexuality. Of course, homosexuality would be the easy option, since I have a husband. But I'm genuinely tweaking. (Did I use that word right?)

pssssst

*hands you a note..it says : “greetings homosexual father”

@daughter-of-the-author

Is... is your other father not also homosexual? I would hope so, considering we're married.

pssssst

*hands you a note..it says : “greetings homosexual father”

@daughter-of-the-author

Is... is your other father not also homosexual? I would hope so, considering we're married.

WHEN I COULDN'T EVEN GET PASSED THE SECOND ROUND, STANLEY CAME IN CLUTCH

EMERGENCY! THIS TURTLE NEEDS A NAME!

My friend Shadow has a crocheted turtle, and he needs a name for it! Whatever names are suggested, I will put into a poll and the most voted one will be the turtle's name!

I just bought the Book of Bill to say "fuck you" to his face again.

Fuck you, Bill.

EMERGENCY! THIS TURTLE NEEDS A NAME!

My friend Shadow has a crocheted turtle, and he needs a name for it! Whatever names are suggested, I will put into a poll and the most voted one will be the turtle's name!

The poll is up, no new submissions are being added. But you should go vote!

Robotnik is right. It was rigged. But you know what? Stanley won the Stanley Way. And that is by cheating. We Stoners will recover.

In his heart he will always be the number 1 tumblr sexyman

Write your favorite game or show as a clickbait YouTube video title from the perspective of a random character. I'll go first.

I TRICKED MY TEACHER INTO THINKING I WAS HER CAT, BUT THE CHIEF OF POLICE IS IN LOVE WITH HER?! (EMOTIONAL)

I got this game and made these two on it, and during a journey, Robotnik was singing about being a tomato. To which Stone replied, "Anyone feel like ketchup right about now?"

Miitopia is a masterpiece.

A SECOND VIDEO OF STONE AND EGGMAN AT KARAOKE . I HAD SEVEN KARAOKE TICKETS .

A SECOND VIDEO OF STONE AND EGGMAN AT KARAOKE . I HAD SEVEN KARAOKE TICKETS .

I don't care if it's in the form of a low quality, poorly edited video. This is canon.

I MADE AGENT STONE AND DOCTOR EGGMAN IN MIITOPIA . THEY ARE AT KARAOKE TOGETHER .

Hey ford, pardon if someone's asked this already, but in your bio it says "married"

Who are you married to again? Genuine questio btw

A great question, too! I am married to Fiddleford McGucket. We both kept our last names because the marriage was originally for tax benefits. I'm not sure why he would have needed that, seeing as he is one of the richest men alive, but he is actually the one who suggested the arrangement.

(Even if this was already asked, which it wasn't, I love answering asks so I wouldn't have minded anyways!)

I got bored, and decided to make something in Inkscape. I don't care for Bill in the slightest, but the eras of his life do have a pleasing aesthetic.

This is all one image, but I can separate them if requested.

Chapters: 3/?

Chapter three is out! I know these past three chapters have felt more like an introduction than anything else, but the next few will be much more interesting, I promise.

Me and who?

date idea

Your tags have me imagining Robotnik hanging onto Stone like a koala while Stone makes him a latte (I headcanon Stone as being ridiculously strong, because how dare he lack the strength required to carry Robotnik when he doesn't want to get up!)

Then Robotnik realizes one horrible thing when Stone hands him the latte. He needs both of his hands to drink it (since he drinks like a little gremlin that just found treasure), but that would mean being put down. But he really doesn't want to wait for Stone to find a chair.

So he makes Stone sit on the floor so he doesn't have to get down.

Robotnik does this to make people uncomfortable and no other reason.

Adding a few of my favorite ones as well.

PROOF THAT YOU CAN TAKE ANY IMAGE FROM YOUR GALLERY AND MAKE IT INTO A SICK ASS ALBUM COVER WITH JUST ONE PARENTAL ADVISORY STICKER

I have a Stobotnik playlist that may very well be the only reason I have motivation to write anymore. I run out of ideas, then I pull up the playlist and all of the sudden I have to have a whole notebook just for fanfiction ideas.

I would like to add a few of my own!

Ignore the sheep costume.

PROOF THAT YOU CAN TAKE ANY IMAGE FROM YOUR GALLERY AND MAKE IT INTO A SICK ASS ALBUM COVER WITH JUST ONE PARENTAL ADVISORY STICKER

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Stan is hot.

Dipper is adorable.

And you

Are

Cute.

"Cute" is a word one would use to describe a puppy or one of those strangely structured math equations that spell out love notes.

I am not 'cute'. There are no compliments regarding physical appearance that I will ever agree with aside from "vaguely resembling a human".

I am, however, highly intelligent, and I unfortunately must say, that is the limit to my 'good qualities'.

Have some respect! The man just died, and we're all in mourning!

YOURE ALIVEEE

WH- DIDJA THINK I FUCKIN DIED??

How sad that that's all he'll be remembered for 😢

YOURE ALIVEEE

WH- DIDJA THINK I FUCKIN DIED??

He was such a good man, aside from the fact that he was a criminal on the run and spent half of his entire life committing identity fraud 😢

YOURE ALIVEEE

WH- DIDJA THINK I FUCKIN DIED??

My poor little brother 😢 I already miss him

YOURE ALIVEEE

WH- DIDJA THINK I FUCKIN DIED??

NO ONE TOLD ME STANLEY DIED!? I THOUGHT HE WAS JUST BEING A LAZY ASS AGAIN

*sigh* It's time for Stanley Pines' second funeral

YOURE ALIVEEE

WH- DIDJA THINK I FUCKIN DIED??

Chapters: 2/? Yes, I finally got the second chapter done! I have written quite a bit and decided to space it out between several chapters, and will update them (hopefully) in a timely manner.

Spot the difference (impossible)

I love your Stones big ol eyes

The better to see the Doctor with!

Shut up, Bill. You lost to Stanley in the poll.