thewizardofschnoz - Get weirder, it's not a crime yet.
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1 year ago
Got Bored Tonight 10x8 Acrylic On Canvas

Got bored tonight 10x8 Acrylic on canvas


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1 year ago

Maybe 2024 will be the year that I start scanning in my drawings, instead of taking pictures of them under a lamp while squatting over them with my phone like a fucking moron.

1 year ago
Awww Thanks Fin :)

Awww thanks Fin :)

1 year ago

Tonight when you go to sleep, you're presented with this choice. (You aren't allowed to decline.)

You also get no input on *how* exactly you get placed in.

So you could be an engine, or a rolling stock. Either way you now have roller skates permanently attached to your feet, and you have no free will, plus all of the manual labor that comes with being a train.... person.... train-person.

Also keep in mind that if you choose Cats you'll probably have to eat garbage and die at 3 years of age from a car hitting you, heartworm, mauling, other diseases, etc.

If you refuse, you will be painfully exploded.


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1 year ago

Can't think of a funny caption right now but please watch this, I made it today.


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1 year ago

The term "dry humor" implies the existence of wet humor

1 year ago
I Can't Talk About This Movie Without Sounding Completely Deranged, It's So Good

I can't talk about this movie without sounding completely deranged, it's so good


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1 year ago
She's Done Nothing Wrong In Her Life Ever

She's done nothing wrong in her life ever


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1 year ago
The Three Types Of Mr. Mistoffolees

The three types of Mr. Mistoffolees

Bonus little guy:

The Three Types Of Mr. Mistoffolees

You can easily slip away from arson accusations by being cute


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1 year ago

I've been intensely hyperfixated on Cats for the past two months, so here's a dump of things I've drawn for class to prove that I can in fact draw other things.

I've Been Intensely Hyperfixated On Cats For The Past Two Months, So Here's A Dump Of Things I've Drawn
I've Been Intensely Hyperfixated On Cats For The Past Two Months, So Here's A Dump Of Things I've Drawn
I've Been Intensely Hyperfixated On Cats For The Past Two Months, So Here's A Dump Of Things I've Drawn
I've Been Intensely Hyperfixated On Cats For The Past Two Months, So Here's A Dump Of Things I've Drawn
I've Been Intensely Hyperfixated On Cats For The Past Two Months, So Here's A Dump Of Things I've Drawn

I swear drawing those ears and massive sideburns is just second nature now. Love those funky dudes...


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1 year ago
I Drew Maia Arson Crimew (the Catgirl Who Leaked The No-fly List Last January) As A Jellicle Cat @nyancrimew

I drew Maia Arson Crimew (the catgirl who leaked the no-fly list last January) as a jellicle cat @nyancrimew


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1 year ago
Out Of All Of The Cats, I Feel Like Coricopat Is The Most Likely To Be A Weeb

Out of all of the cats, I feel like Coricopat is the most likely to be a weeb


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1 year ago

Came to me in a vision


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1 year ago
Can't Believe I Forgot To Post This

Can't believe I forgot to post this


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1 year ago

Why is this literally everything I wear in the summer

Why Is This Literally Everything I Wear In The Summer

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