This Is Apparently Two Years Old Now So I Figured I'd Finally Post It Here Myself Lol

they wrote this part about him

If you fall for a social media prank, do you reblog/pass it on to your followers?

ma balls

man i fucking hate discord

goblin mode

Reblogging things I like feels a lot more goblinesque than upvoting ever did. The upvotes felt like "hmm yes, I approve *golf claps*" while reblogging feels like furtively staring at something before shoving it in your mouth and scurrying back underneath the nearest piece of furniture.

Which isn't to say that I don't like it. But I definitely find myself going "maybe I shouldn't reblog this because I've already reblogged a bunch of things today and I don't want to look like I don't have a life," I say as I close the app and reopen it like one of those little automatic box toys with the switches.

any body part is automatically more erotic when viewed from an uncommon angle, like looking up at a dick, sideboob, backsack, etc. this is known as the Rare Sex Pepe Effect

🗨 Readers added context they thought people might want to know normal people don't say things like this. https://www.tumblr.com/logout