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A conversation between Napstabot EX and Mettaton with Professor X's legs

A conversation between Mettaton EX and Mettaton EX

Lab Safety

I made a thing.

(So… how many safety rules and rules of science did Alphys violate, in order?)

Undertale-science: Those posters still hang in the labs even though they are morbid. 

as for how many rules Alphys broke, it depends on the regulations you follow and where you live, but here are some of the main no-nos: 

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Handsome Undyne

I'm Chinese, how come we're not all getting blamed for China's genocide and colonization against the Uyghurs? Meanwhile Jewish people are all getting attacked for Israel's killing of Palestine civilians. This seems like a double standard to me.

A conversation between Infected!Mettaton and Chara

Undertale AU ideas

So we already got like Underfell, underwap, outerswap and PTAtale. Might as well add to the pile Slamtale: if you smell what the great papyrus is cooking Jamtale: get dunked on *slams Chara's head into the basket* Underweed: like, do you want to have a bad time I guess Jerrytale: everyone is Jerry

hunger Games: best movie ever or overrated piece of shit

I finally saw the first Hunger Games, but was it as good as everyone says or was it fucking retarded? Let's find out as I review a movie that's 2 years old. 

this movie doesn't feature birds on fire, but it should of

For people who don't what the hungry-man games are, its a movie based off of a book about kids killing each other for the entertainment of gay people. Hey I'm not trying to sound homophobic or anything, that's just how I see it.  

The Good 

Let's start with the good shit since I don't want somebody throwing a fucking shit-fest over all the crap I'm about to say about the Mcdicks games. 

The first thing is that Jennifer Lawrence is a good actor in my opinion, well for somebody who's in her 20's, but she's still a very good actor in my opinion, just not the greatest. She did a really great job acting, but I just enjoyed her better in X-men First Class, probably because it wasn't as serious so it was just fun to watch. While in the Hunger Games it's a world where gay nazis force kids to kill each for live tv because everything else on is shit. 

If kat was secretly mystique, I would called Hunger Games the best movie ever 

Everyone else did okay. 

I also thought that the romance between Cat lady and Peta was good, but not in a way that it's well written or anything. Just in a way that they she know its bullshit and are just playing it for the cameras

I also thought that the action scenes were fun to watch, not that they're good, just because I like watching kids murder other kids. What? The homo Nazis were really onto something because I would watch the shit out of that. 

The Bad 

Since I've gotten what I liked out about the movie, out of the way, let's get to the stemming pile of shit. First off, the entire idea for the Hunger Games are fucking stupid. The bad guys want to prevent people from rebelling against them and I do that by creating a situation where they force kids to kill each other on live television and makes everyone watch it. That's just asking for people to overthrow you and you've been doing it for how long? 74 years. 

Next off, everyone in the movie is a fucking idiot. the only reason catwoman survived wasn't because she was fucking Bear Grylls, but because everyone else is fucking stupid and she got incredibly lucky. The first thing that comes to mind is the tree scene since that part made me cringe. Okay, assuming none of could climb a tree for shit, they could of still tried to throw rocks at her until she falls down and stab her to death, not go to sleep all at once like a bunch of fucking retards.

Good thing everyone below me have brain damage or else I would have surely been killed. 

That's just one part of Cat girl's extreme luck. The rest of it is even more stupid. She spends like 3 hours hosting a funeral for black little girl to ensure movie has tearjerking moment, I thought it was fucking dumb. Okay, I don't care if she was her best friend or something, exposing yourself like that is just stupid also when she started tripping balls and somehow doesn't get stabbed.

 I guess the arena is just really fucking big, but that just makes the part where Black kid saves Mystique from evil girl even more stupid. (I'm sorry that I can only remember Kat person, Gayle and Peta's name, but you have to admit that everyone else's name or fucking retarded and nobody can just be named steve or john or Harold or anything normal.) What? Was he following her the entire so he can high five her and thank her for avenging little black girl's death or did he just happen to be there when it happened. 

he was gonna given her a gift basket, but she ran off before he could

It's really weird since people act smart, but when Kit Kat gets involved everyone else becomes a dumbass to show how much of a hero she is. A good example is when the kids from district 1 dig up a bunch of landmines, place a bunch of shit in the middle and plant a bunch of landmines to kill anyone stupid enough to go grab something. That's smart, since digging up, disarming and replanting land mines aren't an easy thing to do, so it makes the tree scene all the more stupid. 

Also the ending was really dumb since it doesn't really make any sense. So Katiffer and animal rights are about to commit suicide by eating poison berries and the evil government with nothing to lose pussies out. This is both dumb and confusing since they had no problem shooting fireballs at people, having mutant killer bees and roided up superdogs going after them, but them committing suicide just screams trouble

We don't want them not killing each other so let's throw lethal fireballs at them that can kill them in one, so they will kill people...that doesn't make any sense.

I guess by having Kat and Peta bread commit suicide its them rebelling against the man, but what do they care? Having them acting like its some big deal, when clearly its not just makes the villains look like a bunch of pussies in my opinion. 

What I Imagine true evil to be like the hunger games universe 

Also if there so worried about there not being a winner, why did they send mutant dogs after them? And what would they have done if they are killed? And don't say they had microchips in their brain to stop them from killing them, but they clearly killed somebody at the end. 

I know the rest of these are just nitpicks, but they really bothered me. So how does decorating cakes give you the skill to make camouflage that would impress the military. Also in a place where bread is gold and they hunt squirrels for food, animal rights somehow finds time to decorate. In a place where life is absolute shit, how does everyone remain attractive? Food is in short supply, but at least we're well stocked on shampoo and moisturizer.  

Also the capitol is the gayest place ever. I'm not trying to sound homophobic or anything, that just how I see it and you can't deny the capitol isn't gay. It's like if the gay agenda was actually true and not something retards say. 

What the average capitol citizen looks like

Also the CGI dogs totally brought me out of the action. You know when there's that when scene in the movie that totally brings you out of the immersion, the dog scene was that. I guess the ps2 graphics would passed in the early 200's but not in 2012. 

The Verdict 

I thought the Hunger Games was fucking retarded. The books are probably better, the movie still sucked. I know some people are probably gonna ask for me to change my opinion, but that doesn't really mean shit to me or any other fan of the Hunger Games if I say Space Jam was better then the Hunger Games. (note: the last sentence I believe since Space jam had rap in it and Micheal Jordan in it, Hunger Games did not.)  

Space Jam is the greatest movie ever

So there's my review and if you have a problem with me not liking your shit then you go suck a retard Camel's dick until its cum goes down your mouth. I still respect your opinion just so as long as do act like a little bitch 

written by Thundernator 

Next time I review Avatar: the ultimate CGI fuckfest

A conversation between Shittaton and W.D. Gaster

I keep seeing others talk about how if they were in Curly's shoes that they'll totally stand up to Jimmy and defend Anya, but would you? Unless you've actually been in a similar situation and call out your friend for being a piece of shit, than you don't have any grounds to stand on. We'd all, myself included, would like to believe would do the right thing but would we? If your friend assaulted our co-worker, would you hold him accountable? Would you have the strength to do the right thing? There's a difference between believing and doing the right thing. I think we all have or had a Jimmy in our life. Someone who mistreated us and those around us yet we continue to defend them because they're a friend. "Oh, I know he's kind of an asshole, but he's a good person deep down. He just had a hard life." How many of us keep friends who are harmful towards us and those we care about simply because we've known them for a long time. Not excusing Curly's actions. He should of been stronger and stood up to Jimmy for Anya. Plus, he's the one who got him hired in the first place. Just pointing how Curly represents who want to believe that they'd do the right thing yet lack the strength to actually do it. And honestly, I think that's even more uncomfortable for many of us to accept. That despite everything we say and believe in, we don't have the strength to be a good person.