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Piper: Leo PLEASE open your mouth for the right things or not at all
Piper: i am not ready to lose you but if i have to i will rip myself away
Frank: [no sympathy] if worst comes to worst
petition to change Damian Wayne's name spelling to Dimyan. The Arabic spelling (and pronunciation)
Sirius dramatically: I’m telling you Remus I get yearly hair loss, it literally stopped for so long and now someone pressed the play button on it
James solemnly: It’s a seasonal thing. Like allergies
Nina Zenik: Sometimes i forget i have big boobs then i go a head and try to lie on my front
Grover texting Percy: Percy you are going physics today right?
Grover: you're not leaving me alone right?
3 hours later…
Percy: Wait what? We had physics today?
Duke: Hey Bruce, Dick showed me a picture of your ex
Duke: The standards are nonexistent
Bruce: its hard for me to have standards cause i’m my biggest hater
Bruce: Selina or Talia ?
Duke: Clark Kent
Bruce Wayne: THAT DOESN’T COUNT WE KISSED ONCE
Dick Grayson (the whore) singing: ~ Oh i love it and i hate it at the same time hiding all of our sins from the daylight ~
Jason Todd (who's probably a virgin): Nah bro i'm tryna fuck from the am to the pm to the am
Jude Duarte ranting about Cardan : He’s throwing a fit. He might as well wear my dresses and call it a day. If he wants to be little miss princess so bad let him.
Dick Grayson texting on the family groupchat: Bro bro bro
Dick: i didn’t get this on camera last night which sucks
Dick: but i was just tossing in my sleep when i feel the bed start like sinking and i looked behind me
Dick: DAMIAN WAS JUST THERE STARING AT MY FACE NEXT TO ME AND THEN HE WHINED
Dick: So i made space for him on the bed and he purred and laid down next to me
Dick: BRO HE’S ACTUALLY HUMAN
Percy: i sprayed febreeze while singing
Percy: I inhaled it
Percy: now my throat smells like flowers
I started writing a Sherlock Holmes and Doctor Who crossover fic on a Ao3, where Rory Williams and John Watson meet in University and become friends.
It's not complete yet but I will try to update it regularly. So maybe (please), if it seems interesting to you, check it out.
https://archiveofourown.org/works/64501414
Leo valdez : Your lab is in the bathroom?
Percy jackson : Annabeth says this is the perfect place for my work. I’m just now realizing that remark may not have been entirely complimentary.
Headcannon that Steve and Tony were married once upon a time and that Bucky was the babysitter for peter parker when they were busy. However Steve slowly started falling for Bucky and then they had this while babysitter romance and Steve and Tony got divorced (aka civil war). Then Tony met Dr strange and started to fall in love and now Peter has 4 dad's.