Today's Walrus Is: Mysterious Ronin

absolutely in love with how you can sometimes but not always use “i’m sorry” and “my bad” interchangeably

like you can say “my bad” to someone if you accidentally stepped on their foot or something

but if someone tells you their grandad died last week…

i don’t hate ed! He seems like a nice dude, i’m just irish (unfortunately) so i’m forever SCARRED by his galway girl… i know he’s part irish but it felt ✨borderline racist✨ (joking)

kiss marry kill: the joker and the queen, never grow up, and we are never ever getting back together.

easy… kill the joker and the queen because who is ed sheeran anyway?

Softly kiss never grow up on the forehead

Marry WANEGBT

margaret qualley and jack antonoff on the set of “tiny moves”, shot by alex lockett, 2024.

reblogging with mama

TRENDING WITH MAMA!!!

Messaging people for the first time is so hard. What am I supposed to say? Like, "You seem really odd and your blog intrigues me. Do you want to have philosophical conversations or perhaps talk about fictional characters?" What! Whatever. I will just follow you back and stare at your blog with my big beautiful brown eyes.

Laptops are always so much more Fucked than phones in my experience. A laptop is like a beautiful horse that wants nothing more than to break all of its legs. A decently solid android phone will act normal

i think it’s called our #swiftiesense :)

I love that as a collective swifties have a sense when something is afoot.

galway girl x hits different would be such an insane acoustic set mashup but i can’t even think about that right now

kiss marry kill: the joker and the queen, never grow up, and we are never ever getting back together.

easy… kill the joker and the queen because who is ed sheeran anyway?

Softly kiss never grow up on the forehead

Marry WANEGBT

Kiss, marry, kill: all you had to do was stay, gorgeous, and willow.

kiss AYHTDWS

marry willow (god I love a good witch)

and kill gorgeous because oh my god that baby voice annoys me

#i know the baby voice is ed sheeran’s baby girl and i swear i don’t hate ed I just have issues with him

@amiallowedtocry i don’t hate ed! he’s a cool guy! i’m just irish so he’s scarred me with galway girl

also can i just say i took a second to read your username and now i want to cry so thank you 🫶🫶

kiss marry kill: the joker and the queen, never grow up, and we are never ever getting back together.

easy… kill the joker and the queen because who is ed sheeran anyway?

Softly kiss never grow up on the forehead

Marry WANEGBT