If You Caught Me Staying Up Watching Old Wilbur Streams? No You Didn’t.

Wearing my 3 cheers shirt under my basketball uniform like I’m a sleeper agent

I think Lenin would have loved tumblr.

He used “p.s.” it’s just like tags, hes so quirky

scientests just discovered a planet where you can get yelled at both for asking for help and for not asking for help and yheyre calling it Hell Two

I am a grown ass adult and I still get nausea when I feel like I'm in trouble. They're gonna send me to the principals office and take away my toys for a week. Can you just fucking kill me instead of making me stew in my fucking anxiety

so embarrassing when i forget im checking someone's blog and i start scrolling through and liking and reblogging shit as if it's just my dash. it feels like wandering into someone else's apartment and not noticing and making myself lunch