Baby Damian! And with this loved one’s!
Honestly when I was first drawing it I didn’t realize how much he looked like SpongeBob until later 😭
Bamfs my beloveds. Marvel needs to give Kurt his lil guys back
came to me in a dream
WHY DOES THIS SHIT HAVE TO BE SO SAD
Uncanny X-Men #1 - "Red Wave" (2024)
written by Gail Simone art by David Marquez & Matthew Wilson
Inside out if it was filmed in my head:
They're so cute and traumatized <3
ah yes, it's another thing that runs in the family
Damian, to Tim: I feel it is only right to tell you I am pursuing the kent boy.
Damian, nervously: ...and the batson boy.
Tim: Cool, I'm glad they make you happy.
Damian: what? why aren't you shocked!?
Tim: why would I be?
Damian: I'm courting two people at once!
Tim: so? They know about each other, right?
Damian: well, yes, but-
Tim: then that'd be kinda hypocritical, don't you think? With me dating Kon and Bernard and all-
Damian: you are.
Damian: what.
Tim: yes??? You knew this??
Damian, alarmed: I most certainly did not!
Tim: Damian, everyone in this family is poly, It'd be weirder if you were monogamous.
Damian: that can't be right, what about Todd?
Tim: Roy and Starfire.
Damian: Brown and Cain are monogamous-
Tim: with the way they keep chatting up the new intern at Wayne Tech? Please.
Damian: Thomas isn't in a relationship.
Tim: still poly.
Damian: Richard??
Tim: literally married to Wally and Babs, you were at the weddings, Damian? what the fuck??
Damian: Father-
Tim: is dating half the justice league, three villains and your mother, Damian!
Damian:
Damian, realising why that photo of the Wayne's and Alfred looked so romantic: my god.
alr like how tf did he do that
Fuck dude the duality of Kai being the big brother, the caretaker and protector of his loved ones, but also being able to be the most self-destructive ninja fucking kills me
Yaoiful yuri
He/they for nya btw
“Jean is team mom” “Ororo is team mom” SILENCE. Enough of you reducing women to maternal archetypes because you can’t be bothered to explore deeper meanings to their character.
LOGAN is team mom.
“Logan, can you buy us—“ “no” (buys the thing anyway)
Is constantly scolding his kids students for putting themselves in danger
Plans fun activities (life threatening danger room drills)
Handles the rebellious phases. You think Scott has the mental strength to deal with the fury of a teenage girl who can throw fireworks when she’s mad? I think not.
Hank can barely convince Jubilee to do her homework. Charles mentally checked out a long time ago.
Takes Jubilee, Kitty and Laura shopping. If he doesn’t like something, he’ll give them the blankets ‘that’s cute. I wouldn’t buy it.’ In the world
“What do you think, I’m made of money? We’re getting milk and that’s it.” — leaves with half the store
Is the kid’s emergency contact AND attends everyone’s PTA meetings.
No, ELIZABETH, He won’t be staying up all night cooking vegan cupcakes for your precious angel. He’s gonna buy them like a normal person.
Mom Stare (tm) that can turn you to stone
Will assign kids chores, complain they don’t do it correctly, proceeds to do it himself, then says no one helps around.
“You’re EXACTLY like your father” “…Are you talking about Scott—“ “of course I’m talking about Scott!”
Kitty wants to learn how to drive. He’s holding that safety handle till his hands get purple. “Check the mirror CHECK THE MIRROR—“ “it’s CHECKED :(( “ “CHECK SOME MORE”
Laura is his baby. Holds her everywhere. Will talk about her 24/7.
“Logan, do you know Bobby’s birthday? I need it for—“ “June 28th, Tuesday, 10:34:03 AM, blood type A, his nurse’s name was Susan, —“
Is in charge of birthday cakes. No one else.
If the kids feel down, or need someone to talk to, he’s got a 6th sense for it. Knocks on their door, Leland’s against the frame with his arm crossed, ‘wanna talk about it’ on his face.
The most insane lore you’ve ever heard
what studying literature feels like