Tim Drake: broke something inside me many years ago, and it feels like I just keep shattering there's ice in my blood and fire in my throat and electricity all down my skin Sebastian Ives, barely awake: First of all, that's cryptic, second of all, fucking go to sleep Why the fuck are you awake at 5 am
lowkey need a trio like this
Apollo, Hephaestus and Hermes kids being a trio
Lee Fletcher, Charles Beckendorf and Luke Castellan
Michael Yew, Jake Mason and Travis Stoll
Will Solace, Nyssa Barrera and Connor Stoll
alternatively; Will Solace, Leo Valdez and Cecil Markowitz Lee Fletcher, Charles Beckendorf and Chris Rodriguez(even tho he got claimed after lee got offed)
i have many different friendgroup ideas
random ninjago incorrect quotes because i got bored, have fun reading them
nya: preheat the apartment for me before i get home
kai: what’re you, banana bread?
nya: choose your next words VERY carefully.
jay: if yo leg get cut off, would it hurt?
kai: DUH
jay: how though?
cole: cus your leg got cut off!
jay: how’re you gonna feel the pain?
kai: in your leg… *trailing off*
jay: EXACTLY bruh. how’re you gonna feel the pain—
all three idiots: —IF YOUR LEG IS GONE?!
zane, at the side:
lloyd: wtf people actually tell their crushes they like them???
jay: what the hell do YOU do?
lloyd: i die? lmao what kinda question…
random person: i need boy advice help!
nya: kill him
lloyd: so apparently the “bad vibes” i’ve been feeling are actually “severe psychological distress”
garmadon: LISTEN I ONLY DO UNETHICAL MAGIC IF IT’S FUNNY
lloyd: hey brad, wanna see something funny?
brad: uh, okay.
lloyd: shout.
brad: *shouts*
*nothing happens*
lloyd: *looks at brad with That Damn Smirk* *screams like a girl*
the rest of the ninja: *scrambling and stumbling over each other running to lloyd* LLOYD WHAT HAPPENED ARE YOU OKAY ARE YOU INJURED DID GARMADON COME BACK
brad:
garmadon: stop accusing me of hedonism and moral decadence i am not even having a good time
lloyd: i can fix her *drilling, screaming and chainsaw sounds*
cole: *to zane* we need to distract those guys.
zane: *to cole* leave it to me.
zane: *to the villain lackeys* centaurs have six limbs and are therefore insects. discuss.
villain lackeys: *immediately begin arguing*
lloyd: you guys are the best team i could ask for, i’d do anything for all of you!
zane: i would like you to eat three meals a day and have a decent sleep schedule.
lloyd: absolutely not!
mailman: *hits the bong and immediately brcomes aware of the narrative*
mailman: *hits the bong again and looks directly at the camera knowingly*
nya: i want to buy some new engine parts, but it costs like a thousand dollars!
lloyd: where’re you gonna get that money?
cole: you could just sell jay
kai: where’s she gonna get the other $999?
Random ninjago headcanons
Nya, Jay, PIXAL, and Zane are the most mechanically gifted of the team
Jay used to love building cars and big mechanical things but as he got older he started getting more interested in coding
Now Nya builds the things and Jay helps her code them
Zane taught Cole how to cook and bake better
Lloyd looks normal. Like freakishly normal. Like, skin too perfect of a shade, eyes too symmetrical, hair the perfect shade of blonde, etc.
Kai hates swimming but loves the beach because it’s nice and warm and sunny
Zane follows to the law to a concerning degree
PIXAL…does not
She considers the law more guidelines than actual rules
Jay and Lloyd taught Kai how to use his cellphone
Nya and Zane have who can hold their breath underwater the longest contests
The rest of the team finally started liking cliff gordon movies after Jay told them that was his bio dad
The rest of the ninja had tons of recurring dreams about someone asking them to wish it all away
Jay and Nya finally told them everything that had happened
Jay’s hair was always curly, he just didn’t know when he was younger and brushed it out weirdly so it was a frizzy mess and then he would tame it with tons of hair gel
Pre-season 8 Jay is the only person to ever come close to rivaling the amount of hair gel Kai uses
No one really has their own clothes at the momentary because everyone raids everyone’s closets
ESPECIALLY Nya and Lloyd
Lloyd started it when he was really little, Nya started it as a show of power
Now everyone steals everyone’s clothes
The only way PIXAL can change her hair is using welding
She only trusts Nya to help her with that
Jay and Nya take weekly ballroom dancing classes
After Prime Empire the rest of the ninja will sometimes join them
Usually Cole
Lloyd calls Kai and Nya his brother and sister in his head but he hasn’t had the guts to call them that out loud
Every so often the ninja do karaoke
Jay and Nya always do some sort of romantic duet (with varying degrees of success)
Kai, Cole, and Jay team up to sing rock songs
Zane is a surprisingly good singer
So is Lloyd
Jay stayed in touch with Unagami after prime empire
Cole and Vania write letters to each other on the regular, usually filled with whatever dumb stuff the ninja did and what the Upply and other inhabitants of Shintaro are currently up to
The ninja have a giant groupchat with all the elemental masters and the only texts ever sent are usually embarrassing photos of someone screwing up their own element
Zane might be the mom of the group but Kai is concerningly good at any and all type of housework
Cole is the middle child. I stand by this
Jay has way too many pins and buttons on his backpack
Lloyd has a massive sweet tooth
He and Cole go for candy and cake runs whenever they can
Jay is not allowed to go shopping because he buys the most random things
Kai and Jay are the clumsiest ninja
Ever since PIXAL became part of the ninja Cyrus Borg has begun to consider the ninja as his children as well
All of the ninja are insanely competitive
Nya helped Cole get over his fear of water after turning back to human
Dareth and Ronin are the ninja’s weird uncle
Jay loves musical theatre
Kai, Jay, and Cole recreated the Obi-Wan and Qui-Gon versus Maul fight while Zane sang/played the music. young Lloyd recorded it and now threatens to show it to Nya and PIXAL whenever everyone’s being stupid
PIXAL curses the most out of everyone
Kai doesn’t curse because when he was younger he tried to keep Nya from learning curse words and that transferred to Lloyd as well
Jay’s natural freckles are super light and unable to see unless you’re super close up
Nya was the first to find out he had freckles one of the first times they were cuddling together after season 6
She absolutely adored them and so he draws over them with a darker pencil so that they’re more visible
Jay loves drawing and doodling but doesn’t get into painting until after seabound
Cole and Nya have arm wrestling contests
Zane almost always wins paper rock clamp, the only people who can ever beat him is PIXAL and weirdly Kai
Kai is great at riddles. no idea why
One time Jay put food dye in Kai’s hair gel and he didn’t notice
Kai’s hair had a blue sheen for weeks
The resulting prank war nearly destroyed the monestary
It ended when someone managed to fill each person’s room with things relating to their elemental power
Zane’s room was full of ice and snow, everything in Nya’s room was soaked with water, Kai’s furniture was on fire, Jay’s blankets were so full of static electricity he nearly knocked himself out, Cole’s room was packed full of boulders, PIXAL’s room was somehow full of a ton of remote controlled robots, and Lloyd’s room was full of green balloons.
They never did find the culprit
(Master Wu had gotten so fed up with the prank war that he had contacted Skylor, who was all to happy to help)
im so normal abt sibling relationships in media i swear
I'm back and here's a random doodle thing I made
WE WON BUT AT WHAT COST….
HI HIIII I’M BACK WITH MEMES…!! I don’t know if someone did this already cause my brain is telling me that there was but!!!! I made some to test out my art style !! I think it turned out lovely!
one of my favorite memes ever JKDSJFKSDJKDS also first time drawing Skylor woo!!! (*°▽°*)
bonus greeenflower hehehehe o(≧▽≦)o
guys i made so many of these
A collection of ones I didn't really feel were post-worthy but have them anyway
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