Percy Jackson Watching 14 Yo Will Solace Pull A Gun And Shoot Every Monster In Range With Perfect Accuracy:

tim really shouldn't have touched the last of the cookies smh

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Did we all collectively agree that Tim chooses to have a public feud with Red Robin as a way to cover his identity?

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Reporter, pushing a microphone on RR: What are your thoughts on Tim Wayne's recent kidnapping?

Red Robin, deadpan: He's an asshole cosplaying a feral racoon and whiny bitch.

-Later that day-

Tim, watching the news: Well fuck you too *flips off the TV*

Batfam: *concerned*

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Bernard, who's publicly in a relationship with Timothy Drake-Wayne, was caught kissing RR on a rooftop. Kon-El, who the world thinks definitely has a thing with RR, was seen carrying Tim back to a penthouse at night.

This leads Gotham city to believe that Tim and RR stole eachother's boyfriend. Thus fuelling another war between RR and Tim on twitter.

It didn't help when a picture of Bernard and Superboy having a date was posted online.

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Tim: *requested and funded a Red Robin joint to be built in Gotham city *

A video of RR staring at the building offended and distained from across the street went viral.

style change i hope youve missed me or this would be awkward

I have so much respect for Logan because he has amazing taste in people

Damian's super power tbh

he is so me

Me when the pookies drop lore and think they don't have to elaborate

u ever read a fanfic so good that you want. fanfic of the fanfic

Bruce being poly and bisexual would fix me

IT DOESN'T NEED TO BE THIS FUNNY

why i keep twitter

Did u kno u can turn Batman’s kids into the Microsoft Windows logo