It's The Only Way To Contain Them

Another reblog (whoops)

HE CAME ON MY KINGDOM UNTIL I DELIVERED 🙏🙏🙏🙏

The ultimate take

the unfortunate thing is that i fear kcd2 has ruined game romances for me forever, including its own minor/sideline romances. like no thanks champ. no i will not do your stupid fucking playersexual kissing side quest. you mean nothing to me. i'm sorry, you want me to give you your Special Item to unlock your backstory? why. who are you to me. are you my one reprieve from the tragedy of my old life and the polestar of my new one? do you pettily piss me off or childishly delight me so much i have remembered how to have a normal day again? are we now so thoroughly burned into the woodwork of each other's lives that we would rather perish than imagine returning to a life without the other? have you grown into your manhood and your understanding of a person's worth with me??? no you have not! i will not be pressing x to fuck!

Reblogging again because the power of blushing embarrassed Hans it's too strong

i have to hand it to warhorse. responding to the men screaming "IF YOU WERE JUST GOING TO TURN HENRY QUEER WHY WAS HE STRAIGHT IN KCD 1???" with

"budget constraints"

is the funniest fucking thing a dev has ever said

Yeah because THAT'S why people are talking abot them and celebrating the blockade, for sure, so sad that you can't cherry pick when literally no one is going to do anything to help and they are dying by the thousands during a genocide. Nice deflection though, go out and pick your perfect white saviour

The houthis are just one of many factions fighting for control of yemen as, essentially, the yemeni version of the taliban (which of course includes child brides and sex slaves) but their thinly veiled feudalist salivating over the prospect of controlling the red sea gets interpreted as righteous resistance simply because they declared israel their enemy, thus proving once and for all that the evilest fuckers can totally rewrite their image with more than a few people as long as they whip out a “but israel”

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH

He's so fond of his children ❤️ (also at this point Henry has like 3 dads)

So true Godwin, I too think that Henry and Hans should make a family home together

I'm a solas hater (i love hating him, not his character) and it still feels like a cop-out to have the guy you are trying to stop just be the exact same from beginning to end. It's like they didn't know what to do with his character

Maybe I'm too much of a Solas stan but theres something really upsetting to me about every ending having Solas use his life force to uphold the veil. You know, the unnatural construct that destroyed the immortality of the elves, traumatizes spirits that pass through it, separates the physical world from his beloved Fade. I wish there was one ending where the veil came down ._.

And how did we get from his goals being saving the elven people (and the spirits) to doing it all for Mythal? I remember seeing a fan theory a while back that Solas was bound to Mythal's will and that's why he did everything, and I hated it because it robs him of all of his agency as a character. But that's basically what we got.

I think Solas was OOC which is sad because I was hoping he'd be the saving grace of veilguard.

Isn't it lovely when you and your best friend have a fairytale like kinght and damsel in distress dynamic and you wouldn't be able to live without the other because your existence has become forever intertwined????

history will say they were very good friends :)

Ummmm, what's going on here???