Seriously Why Is Erik Like That

my seriously unserious takes (template under cut)

Sobbing this is so cute

the emperor and empress of the known universe

Something about Tolkien showing absolute love and devotion by choosing your death to be with the person you love. Something about Lúthien and Beren, about Arwen and Aragorn, and choice of the death of men. Something about Sam following Frodo to the undying lands to be reunited one last time. Something about Legolas not having that choice to die together, but he and Gimli do their best anyway. Something about Tolkien and his wife having Beren and Lúthien on their grave stones, side by side for as long as the earth can hold their bodies.

the hangover: part iv

just a thought, magneto would’ve been much more successful as a villain if he wasn’t gay and in love with the enemy

the wicked movie teaches important moral lessons like "be bisexual in college" and "don't trust politicians" and "if you push someone who's in a wheelchair without their permission, someone might throw a bench at your head with their mind"