Memories 🌇

how much toxic old man yaoi is there of this

not romantic not platonic but a secret third thing [what would happen between earth and the moon if the earth stopped spinning as illustrated by xkcd randall munroe]

Sometimes you just gotta put on the trilogy of heavy metal albums your therapist recommended you and pretend to believe in yourself long enough to get your life back together a bit

What is a knight without his princess; his purpose?

hi have more doomed zelink au(?) stuff :) (continuation of this)

bonus: (totk ending spoilers!)

wrong. They are very small and I Do Not Like That. Grow up baby.

Also they sticky

you don't "hate kids," you hate being forced into a caretaking role.

you don't "hate kids," you hate censorship passed off as family values.

you don't "hate kids," you hate the constrictiveness of the nuclear family.

you don't "hate kids," you're just not used to occupying fully age diverse spaces so you're not used to the noise or the many different kinds of needs.

you don't "hate kids," most public spaces just aren't built for kids, and so the few kids you see are always uncomfortable and distressed.

you don't "hate kids," you hate the intense social rules assigned to kids and anyone who interacts with kids.

You don't "hate kids," you hate how society reproduces its most restrictive elements and how kids are powerless to resist it.

“homework should be done as late as possible on a sunday night in a state of desperation tinged with regret”

My D&D character Abba, the shittiest flute player around.

It cost me every ounce of dignity. Blushing and kicking my feet and shit bcuz they sent a stupid cat meme. “Us.” It’s not us, we are not cats. I used to kill for fun. Now look at me. Waiting for them to play their turn in digital golf. Stupid ass

Having a boyfriend is literally free