Headcanon, When Ekko Came Out As A Boy, Vander’s Kids Wanted To Be Extra Loving And Supportive. That’s

You remain my only loyal vassal, you shall have a place in my castle and be buried with me in my tomb

You’re short

Im taller than a thousand redwoods and you are smaller than a single sand particle

how much toxic old man yaoi is there of this

not romantic not platonic but a secret third thing [what would happen between earth and the moon if the earth stopped spinning as illustrated by xkcd randall munroe]

Got made fun of for only ever reblogging loz stuff on here, logged back in and immediately saw good loz fanart, like what do you expect im gonna do

It cost me every ounce of dignity. Blushing and kicking my feet and shit bcuz they sent a stupid cat meme. “Us.” It’s not us, we are not cats. I used to kill for fun. Now look at me. Waiting for them to play their turn in digital golf. Stupid ass

Having a boyfriend is literally free

You would drown if i cried, you are lucky to be so poorly versed in the language we supposedly share

You’re short

Im taller than a thousand redwoods and you are smaller than a single sand particle

Why are you gay?

Sexuality is a choice and i choose to be whatever i need to be to fully enjoy your beauty

kel likes sunny's art :3