Nobody Asked Me My Headcanons On Bill's Weird Alien Shape Gender But That's Only Because You Didn't Know

nobody asked me my headcanons on Bill's weird alien shape gender but that's only because you didn't know you wanted to know

Panel one: captioned "Age 2." Drawing of a very small Bill Cipher with tiny chubby limbs, an enormous shiny eye, and youthful innocence. He's saying, "I'm a trangle. An equilatalal tringle. The cutest troingle."
Panel two: captioned "Age 14." Bill Cipher, looking older but still with a slight youthful features (shiny eye, mildly rounded corners, thicker limbs) with his hands on his "hips" glancing off to the side defensively. He's saying, "The doc said I'm psychic because I can bend into the third dimension because I have... WEIRD geometry. So if equilateral and scalene and isosceles are separate sub-genders, is 'psychic' a sub-gender? I feel like being psychic is a gender role. I'll fight you about it."
Panel three: captioned "Age 1,000,000,00..." Bill, now fully adult, wearing a bow tie, glowing, and floating in a blue void, looks deep in thought and a bit perturbed. He's thinking, "I think I feel like I'm. like. Slightly square too. I wouldn't call myself a square, if I had to pick one thing it would be triangle, I'm never NOT a triangle. But there's somethiiiinng squareish here. Like a full plate of triangle with a side dish of square. Simultaneously. I can't tell people this, being a triangle is my whole thing. Kryptos would be sooooo annoying about it if I said I feel slightly quadrilateral. What does it mean. How do you be a square in a triangular way. Or triangular in a square way?? I don't even know what I'm talking about. I should have talked—"
Panel four A: captioned "2500 BCE". Screenshot (now colored) from Gravity Falls of a (presumably Egyptian) pyramid sitting in the sand under the sun. Panel four B: close up on Bill, his eye turned into an exclamation point, hands raised in excitement, shouting "HOLY SH—" Panel four C: Bill, now with his typical brick-line pattern on the bottom half of his body, with his fists raised in the air and his feet kicked out chanting "BRICKS BRICKS BRICKS BRICKS".
Panel five: captioned "2012". Screenshot from Gravity Falls of Bill depicted as a multi-tiered six-armed glowing-eyed black-bricked neon-grout pyramid floating in front of the interdimensional rift, with large text scrawled behind him saying "GENDER EUPHORIA". Second caption: "And then he died."

of course he has gold bricks and pronouns

Have y'all ever thought about Bill's size? Like actually?

He's like what, a foot and a half tall? Which sounds tiny until you realize that's over twice times the size of your head. His eyeball would be like the size of a fist!

He's massive! It would be utterly horrifying to see this guy in front of you. How the hell did Ford not realize he was a demon??

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toucher0fgrass

1 year ago

Panel one: Bill Cipher with his hands on his "hips" floating in front of a rip in spacetime showing evil silhouettes on the other side, saying: "Let's just say that when that portal finishes charging up, your dimension is gonna learn how to party!"
Panel two: young Stanford Pines, hands raised in frustration, looking angry, saying: "So all this time, you've been planning to conquer my planet"
Panel three: Ford slapping a hand on his chest and saying more angrily, "without inviting ME?!"
Panel four: Bill looking surprised, saying "Oh!"
Panel five: Bill glancing a way to the side, saying "Uh..."
Panel six: Bill looking hopefully toward Ford, saying "Do... you WANT to join us—" The last two words are half covered by a speech bubble from Ford saying "YES! Why do I NEVER get invited to parties—" The end of Ford's statement is cut off by the bottom of the image

AU where everything's the same except Ford is evil.

That's it. That's the only difference. He's been working with Bill all along.

A picture that's split in half in the middle by the broken interdimensional portal. On the left side of the portal, Ford's just stepped through, dressed in dark gray body-covering clothes, and is glancing back over his shoulder toward the portal and thinking "Wow, 30 years of waiting and that broke in 15 seconds. ... Am I the only one who made it through?" On the right side of the portal is Bill, floating in a dark void, bright red with anger, yelling, "SERIOUSLY?!"

A drawing of Bill and Ford in a dull polluted brown field, a la Ford's dreamscape in the show, looking at each other evilly. Ford is saying "I found a rift!" and holding up the globe containing the interdimensional rift, which floats between his hands. Bill is throwing his fists up and kicking his feet in the air saying "YES! That's my Sixer!"

Drawing of Ford standing in front of a couple of tapestries depicting Bill like the ones found in his downstairs study, holding the memory gun and pointing it as he glares at the viewer. His glasses are reflecting light, but one eye is visible with a slit pupil, indicating he's currently being possessed by Bill Cipher. The scene is lit with an eerie yellowish-green. Ford is saying, "You shouldn't have done that."

Weirdmageddon still ends the same way; the only difference is Ford didn't consent to participating in the identity-swap plan with Stan.

Panel one: from left to right is Ford (dressed as Stan) tied up with rope, with duct tape over his mouth, and apparently kneeling, trying to say something muffled by the tape; Stanley Pines (dressed as Ford) saying "I caught my LOUSY, BACKSTABBING brother. I can show you the kids' plan. Just come into my head"; and Bill floating next to them, looking down at Stan and Ford. Stan and Ford are glaring at each other.
Panel two: a closeup on Ford's face, showing the frantic, terrified look on his face and his disheveled clothes. Off-screen, Bill is saying "AHAHAHA! This is why you're my favorite, Fordsy! SEE YOU IN THE MINDSCAPE!" Ford tries to yell through the duct tape but only makes louder muffled sounds.

It's the worst possible outcome for Ford: he wanted Bill to win, but he also wanted his family to stay safe. Now neither will happen.

I started drawing these because I wanted to provide context for making an Evil Ford costume design, and then I didn't even do that lmao. Also because I was imagining "if Ford ran into an alternate of himself out in the multiverse, who would be the ABSOLUTE LAST Ford he'd ever want to meet?" and I think it's this guy.

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toucher0fgrass

10 months ago

Hear Yee Hear Yee!! Thou Haveth Risen From Thy Grave And Hath Completely Switched Thy Fandomeths!! (Will

hear yee hear yee!! Thou haveth risen from thy grave and hath completely switched thy fandomeths!! (Will be posting more Honkai Star Rail content if i ever post her again - mainly alot of Gallagher and my HSR OC Dahlia!! Also OC X CANON ALERT!!!)

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8 months ago

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