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Devon, He/Him, 20

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2 years ago

I’M RECALIBRATED!

*picks you up and tosses you gently into the foam pit*


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2 years ago

Reblogging for me... For reasons...

Edited The Dossier From Mark's Twitter Into A Base In Honour Of In Space With Markiplier Being Tomorrow!!

Edited the dossier from Mark's Twitter into a base in honour of In Space With Markiplier being tomorrow!! If anyone wants me to edit them into this, please dont hesitate to ask!

Feel free to use, but PLEASE credit and tag me if you do so I can see them!!

P.S. The font can be downloaded from here! (credit to @lady-raziel for finding it!)

OG below the cut

Edited The Dossier From Mark's Twitter Into A Base In Honour Of In Space With Markiplier Being Tomorrow!!
2 years ago
One Of These Snakes Are Not Like The Snothers

One of these snakes are not like the snothers


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2 years ago
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I was on Tumblr and the new thing was to say “bim” which stood for “better in memory”. So everyone in their posts were like “JK Rowling is such a bimmy stop defending her in 2022,” and, “You guys remember Voltron? I wish I didn’t. #bim" 

2 years ago

Isn't this an scp???

I saw Matpat in the corner of Ikea and when I went to say hi, he started infodumping about how Diet Coke is a great conspiracy and called Shrek a way to brainwash kids.

2 years ago

V A P O R B L A D E

Vaporwave Blade

Vaporwave Blade

2 years ago

Why can’t I be both???

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2 years ago

He’s rapidly approaching at all times

Why do I hear megalovania?

2 years ago

BOYFRIENDS!

The Strange Tumblr Entities Kiss

The strange tumblr entities kiss

2 years ago

#i ship it

Gremlins Of Tumblr, I Give You: Boyfriends.
Gremlins Of Tumblr, I Give You: Boyfriends.

gremlins of tumblr, i give you: boyfriends.

2 years ago

#they’re kissing

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2 years ago

This is the good content...

Made this meme a while ago and thought you guys might like it

Made This Meme A While Ago And Thought You Guys Might Like It

As always, click for better quality

3 years ago

Is there... Not dirt in the other ones???

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3 years ago

I crack it on the pan

can u guys rb this n add how you crack your eggs in the tags? i thought cracking them in the sinks’s edge is universal until i saw my friend cracking an egg on the counter instead and it was so pervese and diabolical

3 years ago

That day isn't today, BAYBEY, I’m stuck here!

one day, you will close Tumblr for a final time…

3 years ago
He Is Ecstatic, As You Can Clearly See
He Is Ecstatic, As You Can Clearly See
He Is Ecstatic, As You Can Clearly See

he is ecstatic, as you can clearly see

3 years ago

If you're reading this...

go write three sentences on your current writing project.


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4 years ago

Why?

I see poetry in the world again. How terrifying.

4 years ago

Spaghetti eyes

‘Creation’ - Oil On Canvas 32” X 48″ Fine Art Original
‘Creation’ - Oil On Canvas 32” X 48″ Fine Art Original
‘Creation’ - Oil On Canvas 32” X 48″ Fine Art Original

‘Creation’ - Oil on Canvas 32” x 48″ Fine Art Original

This piece is part of a larger series that taps into my roots/ancestry and the working class/post industrial town where I was raised. It’s an examination of both the personal and collective drive of that era of our past, from the late 1800s through the early 1900s, and a further reflection of the future it helped create.


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4 years ago

JUST FUCKIN LET PEOPLE

Let trans men be as feminine or as masculine as they want

5 years ago

THIS IS SO FUCKING IMPORTANT!

I’ve Seen A Lot Of Posts On My Dash Tonight About Users Who Are Threatening Suicide, With Other Tumblr

I’ve seen a lot of posts on my dash tonight about users who are threatening suicide, with other Tumblr members posting in effort to try to get ahold of them. I think you all should see this:

IF THERE IS EVER A TUMBLR USER WHO HAS POSTED A GOOD-BYE MESSAGE, SUICIDE NOTE, VIDEO, OR ANYTHING OF THE SORT, PLEASE FOLLOW THIS POST.

1. Scroll to the top of your dashboard.

2. See the circular question mark icon at the top? It’s the third one over from your home symbol. Click on that, and a screen similar to the one in the picture will come up.

3. Where you can type in questions, the box with the magnifying glass at the top, type in the word “suicide.”

4. Click on the first link that shows up. It should say, “Pass the URL of the blog on to us.”

5. Type in the user’s URL and tell Tumblr admin that the user is contemplating suicide and has posted a message indicating that they are going through with it or will be attempting. Hit send! Tumblr administration will perform a number of actions to contact the user and take the necessary steps to prevent the suicide.

TUMBLR: THIS COULD SAVE A USER’S LIFE. PLEASE DO NOT IGNORE SUICIDE THREATS.

Reblog this to keep other users aware. Suicide isn’t a joke, and neither is someone’s life. If you didn’t know this, someone else may not, either. Pass it on.

5 years ago

That would make a lot of sense, considering the stories I have

Okay, so you know how saying “Christo” will make a demon flinch, or show its true form or whatever? What if one day you were at a school assembly, or a pep rally, and everyone is just screaming and yelling, and you decide it would be funny to say “Christo.” And everyone goes dead silent, and looks at you with pure black eyes.

5 years ago

Straight people, man

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5 years ago

There something oddly beautiful about this

"If I can't dance, I don't wanna be part of your revolution"

Chile, 2019

5 years ago

Imma keep this for... Science

Since I Get Unreasonably Annoyed About How Popular The Boring Ass 4e/5e Tiefling Design Is, Here’s
Since I Get Unreasonably Annoyed About How Popular The Boring Ass 4e/5e Tiefling Design Is, Here’s

Since I get unreasonably annoyed about how popular the boring ass 4e/5e tiefling design is, here’s the table from Planescape for rolling really varied and weird tieflings.

5 years ago

IS ANYONE GOING TO MENTION HOW DANGEROUS AND HOW TERRIFYING THIS LOOKS?!

Love

Love

5 years ago

Oh no

it's you again

I can never forget those eyes, eyes, eyes,

eyes, eyes eyes, eyes

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5 years ago

I got the turtle from a vending machine in a pizza parlor around the same time.

Pure And Good
Pure And Good
Pure And Good
Pure And Good
Pure And Good
Pure And Good

pure and good

5 years ago

Only these two what?

Only These Two, Ladies And Gentlemen. Only These Two. 

only these two, ladies and gentlemen. Only these two. 

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