Reblogging for me... For reasons...
Edited the dossier from Mark's Twitter into a base in honour of In Space With Markiplier being tomorrow!! If anyone wants me to edit them into this, please dont hesitate to ask!
P.S. The font can be downloaded from here! (credit to @lady-raziel for finding it!)
OG below the cut
I was on Tumblr and the new thing was to say “bim” which stood for “better in memory”. So everyone in their posts were like “JK Rowling is such a bimmy stop defending her in 2022,” and, “You guys remember Voltron? I wish I didn’t. #bim"
Isn't this an scp???
I saw Matpat in the corner of Ikea and when I went to say hi, he started infodumping about how Diet Coke is a great conspiracy and called Shrek a way to brainwash kids.
V A P O R B L A D E
Vaporwave Blade
Why can’t I be both???
He’s rapidly approaching at all times
Why do I hear megalovania?
BOYFRIENDS!
The strange tumblr entities kiss
#i ship it
gremlins of tumblr, i give you: boyfriends.
#they’re kissing
This is the good content...
Made this meme a while ago and thought you guys might like it
As always, click for better quality
I crack it on the pan
can u guys rb this n add how you crack your eggs in the tags? i thought cracking them in the sinks’s edge is universal until i saw my friend cracking an egg on the counter instead and it was so pervese and diabolical
That day isn't today, BAYBEY, I’m stuck here!
one day, you will close Tumblr for a final time…
he is ecstatic, as you can clearly see
go write three sentences on your current writing project.
Why?
I see poetry in the world again. How terrifying.
Spaghetti eyes
‘Creation’ - Oil on Canvas 32” x 48″ Fine Art Original
This piece is part of a larger series that taps into my roots/ancestry and the working class/post industrial town where I was raised. It’s an examination of both the personal and collective drive of that era of our past, from the late 1800s through the early 1900s, and a further reflection of the future it helped create.
JUST FUCKIN LET PEOPLE
Let trans men be as feminine or as masculine as they want
THIS IS SO FUCKING IMPORTANT!
I’ve seen a lot of posts on my dash tonight about users who are threatening suicide, with other Tumblr members posting in effort to try to get ahold of them. I think you all should see this:
IF THERE IS EVER A TUMBLR USER WHO HAS POSTED A GOOD-BYE MESSAGE, SUICIDE NOTE, VIDEO, OR ANYTHING OF THE SORT, PLEASE FOLLOW THIS POST.
1. Scroll to the top of your dashboard.
2. See the circular question mark icon at the top? It’s the third one over from your home symbol. Click on that, and a screen similar to the one in the picture will come up.
3. Where you can type in questions, the box with the magnifying glass at the top, type in the word “suicide.”
4. Click on the first link that shows up. It should say, “Pass the URL of the blog on to us.”
5. Type in the user’s URL and tell Tumblr admin that the user is contemplating suicide and has posted a message indicating that they are going through with it or will be attempting. Hit send! Tumblr administration will perform a number of actions to contact the user and take the necessary steps to prevent the suicide.
TUMBLR: THIS COULD SAVE A USER’S LIFE. PLEASE DO NOT IGNORE SUICIDE THREATS.
Reblog this to keep other users aware. Suicide isn’t a joke, and neither is someone’s life. If you didn’t know this, someone else may not, either. Pass it on.
That would make a lot of sense, considering the stories I have
Okay, so you know how saying “Christo” will make a demon flinch, or show its true form or whatever? What if one day you were at a school assembly, or a pep rally, and everyone is just screaming and yelling, and you decide it would be funny to say “Christo.” And everyone goes dead silent, and looks at you with pure black eyes.
Straight people, man
this 👆🏾
There something oddly beautiful about this
"If I can't dance, I don't wanna be part of your revolution"
Chile, 2019
Imma keep this for... Science
Since I get unreasonably annoyed about how popular the boring ass 4e/5e tiefling design is, here’s the table from Planescape for rolling really varied and weird tieflings.
IS ANYONE GOING TO MENTION HOW DANGEROUS AND HOW TERRIFYING THIS LOOKS?!
Love
it's you again
I can never forget those eyes, eyes, eyes,
I got the turtle from a vending machine in a pizza parlor around the same time.
pure and good
Only these two what?
only these two, ladies and gentlemen. Only these two.