N: Quick! We Need A Distraction

Johnny: So, Danny, how was your day today?

Danny: Someone pushed me.

Johnny: Well, did you push them back?

Danny: No. He was bigger than me.

Johnny: Uh-huh, Jorel?

Jorel: *punching the guy* I’m already on it.

Youngjae: Hey Yongguk, what is Himchan allergic to?

Yongguk: Pine nuts

Daehyun: And the full spectrum of human emotion

N: ok but did you have to slap him?

Leo: you weren't there, you didn't hear what he said

N: what did he say?

Leo: "what are you going to do? Slap me?"

N: fair enough.

Taekwoon: what was the dumbest thing you believed as a child?

Wonshik: that I was straight.

Wontaek fic

Wonshik lost a bet to Hongbin and as the loser he had to convince his boyfriend, Taekwoon to allow him to paint his toenails, he knew that was going to be a challenge.

The rest of the guys were busy with other things, Taekwoon was in the living room on the phone with one of his sisters when Wonshik asked him.

Taekwoon gave him a glare and reluctantly agreed to getting his toenails painted, he was still on the phone with his sister while Wonshik started.

Wonshik asked his sister the previous day to help him choose the right nail polish colour that Taekwoon would like.

Wonshik ended up choosing a dark blue metallic nail polish because it looked cool and mysterious.

After a while Taekwoon hung up the phone, “What colour did you choose?” He asked, “A dark blue” Wonshik replied.

While Wonshik was busy painting Taekwoon’s toenails, they talked and told jokes to make the time go past faster.

Wonshik accidentally tickles Taekwoon under his foot, when he started with his right foot.

Taekwoon didn’t feel it at first and Wonshik did it again this time on purpose and Taekwoon kicked Wonshik in the face.

Taekwoon suddenly noticed Wonshik was holding his nose with one hand, “Sorry” he said, Wonshik assured him that it wasn’t an issue at all.

Wonshik then finish what he started, Taekwoon still felt bad about kicking him.

After about fifteen minutes Wonshik was done painting Taekwoon’s toenails, and went to the bathroom to deal with his bloodied nose.

After a while Wonshik went back to the living room, and sat down next to Taekwoon while he was on the phone again.

“Who are you talking to?” Wonshik asked, Taekwoon looked at Wonshik before replying with “My mom”.

Later that evening

“So did you do it?” Hongbin asked, Wonshik told him every that happened to Hongbin, “You got kicked in the face” He replied.

Wonshik nodded, Hongbin then asked Taekwoon what his opinion was on the colour Wonshik chose.

Taekwoon reply to Hongbin’s question was, “I like the colour” before kissing his boyfriend on the cheek.

Jorel: Fuck you

Danny: Is that an insult or a to do list

Q&A

For anyone who is interested to know thing about me. I'm going to have a Q&A open entré until the 20th of September and the 21st and 22nd of September I'll do a insta live to answer the questions.

But don't get too inappropriate plz, I don't mind dirty yet funny things. Also I'll try to answer as much as possible.

Insta : @Marinettee_12

N, pushing through a crowd: Out of my way! Step aside, filth.

Ken: He means no offense! I’m certain you bathe regularly.

[HU upon seeing Danny crying]

Dylan: What's wrong, Danny? Why are you crying? What happened?

Charlie: Do you need someone to talk to? I'll be here to listen.

Johnny : Are you okay? Did someone make you cry? Who is it? I'll go talk to them if you want me to.

Jorel: WHERE ARE THEY?! I'LL FUCKING KILL THEM.

Johnny: Well, that was a successful trip!

Danny: Uhh, we lost Jordan?

Johnny : Yes indeed, a very successful trip.