Fuck It

#horror haiku

next transformers continuity i want the autobots to accidentally out themselves to earth when they realize the probe they just shook the dust off of has cameras and one day NASA wakes up to find that opportunity rover's back online and the first thing it recorded was a giant robot saying "well, fuck"

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i worry we are losing touch with the True Meaning Of Halloween (avoiding the fairies)

#yooooooooo #why is art of Grian either like *hes just some guy* or *a literal god, weaver of the universe #either way gender

Soul yarn made from the fabric of universe itself

Because The Sun.

I cannot believe how many peiple do not know this. So! I am going to educate people.

Every time the Earth orbits around the Sun, that is one year. Hopefully everyone knows that. But, the Earth turns on a tilt from its orbit. That tilt causes the sun to shine differently on the planet at different times of the year, which causes the seasons. This is why when it is Winter in the Northern Hemisphere, it is Summer in the Southern Hemisphere.

This also means that there will be longest and shortest days of the year, which are called Solstices, and times when the day and night will be equal, called Equinoxes. Astrologically, the seasons start at those dates. However, those do not line up with a calendar nicely at all.

I also personally question why we do it that way, rather than the half way points between the equinox and solstice, as that would line up much better with what we think of the seasons, and would put it on the first of months.

Spring would start February 1st, Summer would start May 1st, Fall would start August 1st, and winter would start November 1st. But I digress

AMERICA WHAT THE FUCK???? WHY ARE THEY LIKE.. HALF WAY THROUGH THE MONTH WHAT

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Tube Sun

#HNOC #the mechanisms

the lights at costco are bright enough to replace the sun. we no longer need our own sun.

reblog to violently explode a trans kid’s transphobic teacher

Abso-fuckin-loutely

Asexuals were always part of pride and it really fucking shows when people think it's a recent term.

Callout post fuck me!

This is why I use the word so freely! The difference between types of attraction to me really just is what activities I would be comfortable doing with them. And even there, that is directly related to how much time we have spent hanging out in person and if I trust you. That's it. That's the base formula.

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