Pass It To Me Please, I Must Bump A Line.

My headcanons for my favorite Mass Effect ships:

Femshep x Garrus x Tali :

Femshep x Ashley :

Sorry, the ships in my headcanons have very distinct vibes, with Femshep, Garrus, and Tali ending the trilogy with their cute happy ending poly relationship. Destroy ending happens but Geth and Edi survive anyways though because fuck the canon endings. The three then get cute coffee dates on the Citadel (although Garrus and Tali need to Dextro coffee). Just the best vibes with Femshep finally getting to retire, Tali becoming the Quarian ambassador, and Garrus doing something or other. Their adopted son Grunt even comes over to hang out when he's not off committing unrestrained violence.

Meanwhile Femshep accidentally kills her own girlfriend because of plot in the timeline nextdoor. Sorry to my fellow femshep x ashley girlies but I can't see their relationship outside the context of doomed yuri with femshep going from paragon to renegade during the trilogy. Citadel Part II is a shitshow with Ashley getting shot because Udina is an asshole. Femshep limps through the rest of the trilogy not planning to survive the war with the Reapers and dies by the end of the trilogy to allow this version of events to be truly depressing.

Inside every Mass Effect shipper there are two wolves.

She said that to me once. About bring a machine.

Just me, the supreme divine being and the master of the universe, my two Girlfriends from Los Angeles, and my found family of 19th Century-American Colonial-coded anthropomorphic talking frogs.

I guess I won't get tired of drawing Anne the Goddess*°★ I love her.

Shout out to the guy who I am in the middle of commissioning for.

I'm like half-done with the picture of your friend you commissioned. Did your blog cease to exist? All our messages are gone and I can't find the blog which you contacted me on. I told you that I had started work in our DM's and I can show you the work done thusfar. If you still want me to continue work, please reach out in whatever way possible. And as soon as you possibly can, as you said you needed it done by next week. But otherwise I'm going to have to quit progress on it because then its not a good use of time on my part if you're ghosting me.

Thanks and hope to hear from you soon.

There will come a soldier who carries a mighty sword. She will tear your city down, Oh-lei, oh-lai, oh, Lord.

There will come a poet whose weapon is her word. She will slay you with her tongue, oh-lei, oh-lai, oh, Lord.

There will come a ruler whose brow is laid in thorn. Smeared with oil like David's boy, oh-lei, oh-lai, oh, Lord.

“Some are born great,

some achieve greatness,

and others have greatness thrust upon them.”

― William Shakespeare, Twelfth Night

I'm going to list my favorite ships because I want to :)

I'm not really sure what you do on blogs so I'm just going to list out all my favorite ships, both canon and fanon, for funsies. These are also not in any particular order.

Catradora (Catra x Adora) from She-Ra and the Princesses of Power.

Sashannarcy (Sasha Waybright x Anne Boonchuy x Marcy Wu) from Amphibia.

Barrissoka (Barriss Offee x Ahsoka Tano) from Star Wars: The Clone Wars.

Lumity (Luz Noceda x Amity Blight) from The Owl House.

Chaggie (Charlie Morningstar x Vaggie) from Hazbin Hotel.

Chaggily (Charlie Morningstar x Vaggie x Emily) from Hazbin Hotel.

Veronica Santangelo x Christine Royce from Fallout: New Vegas.

Stolitz (Stolas Ars Goetia x Blitzo Buckzo) from Helluva Boss.

Shakarian (Female Commander Shepard x Garrus Vakarian) from the Mass Effect Trilogy.

Female Commander Shepard x Garrus Vakarian x Tali'Zorah nar Rayya from the Mass Effect Trilogy

Honour x Justinia Hayman from Old World Blues (the Fallout overhaul mod for Hearts of Iron IV).

Dipcifica (Dipper Pines x Pacifica Northwest) from Gravity Falls.

(Female) Sole Survivor x Piper Wright x Cait from Fallout 4.

Caitvi (Caitlyn Kiramman x Vi) from Arcane: League of Legends.

Briolet (Brion Markov x Violet Harper) from Young Justice.

Shepley (Female Commander Shepard x Ashley Williams) from the Mass Effect Trilogy.

Honorable Mentions, still in no particular order:

Avatrice (Ava Silva x Beatrice) from Warrior Nun

Spitfire (Wally West x Artemis Crock) from Young Justice.

Frilda (Frida x Hilda) from Hilda.

Korrasami (Korra x Asami Sato) from The Legend of Korra.

(Female) Lone Wanderer x Sarah Lyons from Fallout 3.

Veesha (Vee Noceda x Masha) from The Owl House.

Huskerdust (Husk x Angel Dust) from Hazbin Hotel.

Blyla (Commander Bly x Aayla Secura) from Star Wars: The Clone Wars.

Supermartian (Conner Kent x M’gann M’orzz) from Young Justice.

Anidala (Anakin Skywalker x Padme Amidala) from the Star Wars Prequel Trilogy.

Supercorp (Kara Zor-El x Lena Luthor) from Supergirl.

Kanera (Kanan Jarrus x Hera Syndulla) from the Star Wars: Rebels.

Beckifer (Beckett Mariner x Jennifer Sh'reyan) from Star Trek: Lower Decks.

Anyways, hope you found some sort of entertainment or interest from my list of favorite ships.

Also some statistics for funsies! Of the twenty-eight ships, seventeen are F/F, eight are F/M, two are M/M, one is F/NB, and one is M/NB. For the Shepard/Garrus/Tali ship, I am counting it as both F/F and F/M. So Sapphic ships are 60.7%, Straight ships are 28.5%, Achillian ships are 7.1%, and Non-Binary ships are 7.1%. Of the twenty-eight ships, twenty-five are monogamous while three are polyamorous, so 89.2% monogamous to 10.7% polyamorous. Math is fun!

The old me died somewhere else and I am left with what remains.

it’s jarring. your old room doesn’t suit you anymore.

Welcome to Tumblr. I’m a fairly fresh user as well (I’ve been here about a month) but regardless I’d like to extend my welcome. I’m a big Metal Gear Solid fan so I’m totally up to talk or shitpost about nanomachines or whether the snake is solid :3

I'm gonna finally start posting on here as I wanna make friends :3 so hi!

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my name is olivia, I'm 21 and I go by she/they.

I'm new to writing fanfics and imma try and be consistent if my neurodivergent brain can handle it :')

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I'm not positive I understand what you mean, but can we just pretend we'll make it home again from everything now.

Everything Now by Arcade Fire is a Gendervoid Lesbian!

requested by @stormywinter42

It’s rather late to reblog this, but this fucked with me so much because I saw this prior to watching the episode and had my heart broken as a result. Thanks meanie.

What a great way to end a season. Nothing bad happened, no surprises, or anything that was a gut punch. You know, just wholesomeness 🥲