It’s Just You Being Too Fearful To Assemble Your Friends And Take Over A Playground. Who Said Children

Commissioning Info!

Okay, so I've gotten a few people asking for commissions recently since I've started this blog. First of all, I am super-duper flattered. I never considered my work top-tier and something someone would pay for to make more of so I am feeling super validated that people want commissions. And I guess I am able to do commissions.

That being said, I'm not a fast artist. All my work takes a ton of time to finish. So even if they are not the highest quality pieces of work, I need whatever I make off of them to be within similar range to the minimum wage where I live. Not the exact same, could be as little as half, because this is sidework and something more enjoyable than cashiering or whatnot, but the commission amount needs to reflect the time which it takes. Sorry if that is inconvenient but its how it has to be.

So I guess my tentative prices are:

$50~ USD for base work (black/color outlining; no color fill)

$60~ USD for flat coloring that fills the work

$75~ USD for color shading in the work

$90~ USD for light NSFW (sexual content or explicit gore)

$120~ USD for explicit NSFW (explicit sexual content)

I know these prices seem steep, but 1) it is cheap based on the amount of work I need to apply, 2) I'm a full time student and this is a sidejob, and 3) for the NSFW stuff I'm not fully comfortable with it so I need a higher price to make it worth my while.

That being said the prices are negotiable, being able to raise or drop in price based on the complexity of what I'm being asked to create.

I guess that's all I have to say about commissioning rules. I am absolutely thankful that anyone want to commission me in the first place and I love y'all for thinking my work is good!

gay gay homosexual gay. Nothin else to say really.

My humble offerings to marcanne society

Me reblogging this because causing myself pain is hilarious. I chose to ship these two despite them being doomed by the narrative so I deserve to be sad about it.

I know you want me / but I’ve come close enough for now / oh god you haunt me / I’m scared you’ll leave me in the ground

“Weight”, Crywolf || dumblr wouldn’t let me post alive Aayla for some reason, so click through to twitter to see the set

Unironically yes. Columbo, although using trickery and self-incrimination to catch criminals, which is morally and legally dubious, never has killed anyone despite most of the antagonists being murderers. I doubt that Columbo would do a police shooting or engage in police brutality. The police wouldn’t be perfect, but a clone army of Columbo Clones would genuinely fix a huge amount of the issues present with the police.

Columbo be like: Can I ask a question?

Everyone: No, fuck off Colombo. I request a lawyer

hiiiii, I just wanna say your pfp is the best thing to ever be put into existence in this whole wide world <3

OMG THANKS! Thats so nice to say!

Anne, Sasha, and Marcy are constantly in a struggle to keep eachother from making heroic sacrifices.

Such a great piece! Love the characterization you can see in the way each character poses. Especially love Veronica’s pose, it’s just so her. Love it and many kudos!

the height chart in my mind :o)

Reblog of a classic because it’s super cute so I want the menagerie of queers who follow me to see it.

Yep, She really misses Them (Trio version) 😭😭🥺

Credit goes to KeroKartoon on Instagram for making this!

Arcane Season 2 in a nutshell.

Wife lovers till they die

In She-Ra (2018), this is every character from the Fright Zone. The Fright Zone's entire purpose and overall goal is to produce attractive and deeply mental unwell people.