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OH NO

When it's October and you're in the marauders fandom....

✨ I can't do this anymore ✨

Xenk: Look at me straight in the eyes and tell me the truth, Edgin!

Edgin: You can’t expect me to look into your eyes and be straight.

listen i love that crystal meth and trauma boy have their relationship and all but i’ve been looking at the way trauma boy looks at rizz tism and it seems mighty unlikely that it’s in a heterosexual way

His Autistic Swag has bewitched me both Body and Soul.

Dionysus: On a scale from "Damn Daniel" to "Fre sha vaca do", how are you feeling?

Apollo: In between "It's an avocado thanks" and "How did you defeat Captain America", but as a solid answer probably "I don't need a degree to be a clothing hanger". How about you Hermes?

Hermes: Probably "Road work ahead".

Artemis: I speak many languages, and this is none of them.

I am obsessed with this show and decided to draw my favorite character. Edwin Payne, they could never make me hate you.

As someone who works with social history for a living, I feel like I’m the aggressive opposite of an anti-vaxxer

I fucking LOVE vaccines, friends. Give me the science stab. I’m so ready. it’s a beautiful day to not die of a Bajillion and one diseases that carried off like half the population before they had even reached age 10, and a significant portion before they made it to old age, 150 years ago

I go to the old cemetery. I see the vast numbers of infant and child and young adult graves. And then I go to my doctor and get injected with Potion of Fuck That Noise. This is beautiful and miraculous and I do not remotely understand how some people can reject it – not just for themselves, but for their children

This ship needs more love

Lucius: Sorry it took me so long to bail you out of jail.

Barty:No it's my fault, I shouldn't have used my one phone call to prank the police.

Literally Jegulus. They never even canonicaly interacted and we were all like "They're in love your honor"

Person who wants to do stuff trapped in a body that needs to lie down