Original Post That Inspired This Is By @legalizecatboyz

"when they hard launch"

"when will they hard launch"

"2025 prediction: they finally hard launch"

My brethren in Christ. Dan and Phil are real best friends, companions through life, ACTUAL soulmates. They didn't just buy a house together, they built one together. They have a phortgage. They eat the same meals on the same schedule even when they're apart, so they can properly enjoy food when they're together again. Dan looks at Phil like he is the sun, and Phil looks at Dan like he made the moon and every star in the night sky with his own hands.

What more do you need to know exactly how they feel about each other, or where they are in life? Do you want these 6ft3 twanks to refer to one another as their bOyFrIeNdS?? Do they need to PHUCK on main so people will let it go?? Bonk bonk beat it up on the gaming channel?? Get real.

Cheers to 2025 and my gay dads🩵🖤🎉

true love is sacrificing your birthday cake being chocolate for your partners health and then immediately making him drink the most disgusting concoction of soup and licorice water for a gaming video

What Dan & Phil Text Post Each Other (24/?)

Common Myth: Phil is in his flat in the UK right now

look out! hes right behind you and oh my god hes got your wallet. Hey GET BACK HERE PHIL YOU CANT TAKE THAT WALLET

After they hard launch they’re going to fucking react to phan proof vids

part of me wants to see dan’s initial reaction but i also know that would not be safe for internet consumption

dan: I vow to be your companion through every phase of our lives and to cherish you as my eternal consolation prize. Even at our worst, I vow to never leave your side as my tretoureas soul is a mere extension of yours...even if souls aren't real. You are my partner, my lover, my very best friend, my arch nemesis, my heart, my soul. And on this day I pledge to give you my all because it's yours anyway. Since even the darkest corners of my heart string and pull at the beat of your heart.

this is what dan and phil look like when they share a joint instagram post