Trash-is-not-on-fire - M

This is the perfect moment for Vine to do the funniest thing possible

I fucking love the Internet

I know, I know I’m hilarious

this is a long shot BUT

I have a Silver VIP Pre-Show ticket for the Fort Lauderdale show for sale at FACEVALUE. I was able to snag a Gold and want to get this ticket to someone who really wants it. I am asking for exactly what I paid for it. I will facetime or video call on discord to confirm and transfer! Please, please, please send me a message or share this to your friends! I want this ticket to go to a real phannie and not some reseller 🥲

leading up to the phard phaunch I am going to post increasingly ridiculous theories of how it’ll happen. first up:

phil posts his q&a vid, almost the whole video is normal until the very last question. it’s an anon that says “will you marry me” phil reads it out rolls his eyes and calls out “dan i know you sent this.” dan comes on camera, phil says “u can’t ask me this” dan says “why not” (petulantly) phil says “we’re already married you can’t ask me again” dan flips him off and there is a ring on his left ring finger. End Scene.

a little @amazingphil drawing i did today

it happened. they signed my phrosthetic leg

i hope with tiktok and twitter effectively dead and instagram on its way to dying we enter an age where social media is not popular and we all go outside and get lives and stop posting. but not on tumblr ofc