POV Inside My Brain Lately

howley and aziraphil are here to save the world

howley and aziraphil are here to save the world

DAN AND PHIL MASSIVE PIZZA MUKBANG 2

i need to study their dna there's no way these are the same people

shoutout to boring queer people who don’t do shit. just go to work or school and then come home to watch shows. while gay

Ok but I know we make fun of Dan for making sex jokes about Phil and we tell them like oh TOO MUCH INFO DADS GROSS, what if instead we responded collectively gaslighting Dan that he could never actually pull Phil Lester. Like come ON DUDE you WISH you could tap that 😩😩 only in your wildest dreams baby face Howell 🙄🙄🙄 stop hitting on your coworker he clearly isn’t into you 😤🤚🏻

a study

i love doing apologism for fictional characters. yes he killed people and ruined everything but thats ok bc i like him and hes my little baby. so who cares

A spoon's only objective in life is to make soup go upwards, and it knows this. That's why when you put one under a running tap it blasts the water way high. The spoon thinks there's suddenly TONS of soup to deal with and it freaks out.