||| They/Them | It/Its | He/Him || Aroace, genderfree, genderblank, blankboy, and schrodigender || You can call me Malachyt or Mal || I do headcannons and rambles about DreamSMP, QSMP, and any AU's I have || NONE OF THE ART IS MINE! FULL CREDITS TO THE ARTISTS |||
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The art I worked on for @qsmpzine Chronicles!!ღゝ◡╹)ノ♡ I'm so excited to share them; I had so much fun w each individual piece!!🥚✨
Genuinely am so grateful to have participated in this. It was one of the best experiences and I'm so proud of what this zine has accomplished!!🙌🍳
Fellas is it gay to sit super close to your dungeon master and use his hands as props while talking quietly in his ear about your decked out run so as not to give spoilers to anyone else?? ;P
tango hunt!!
Non-text / Non-transparent versions of every portrait I've drawn so far for this AU
about au au tag discord
what fishing can do to a man
This place about to blow
mel. mel im dying im passing away i can see the light the only thing that is going to save me is if you draw purpled n’ parrot. Pretty please Thank U 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 This is surprising coming from the Sparrot Guy™️ But please 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 PLEASE MEL I NJEEETHJISISSSSSS😭😭😭
purpledmc and parrotx2 beef is not something i expected to ever happen, but ummmm... hi.
quackity. quackity please listen to me. i need you to force purpled, a 21 year old straight man who openly mocks the dream smp and his character, to come back and do extremely cringey roleplay that he only did in the first place for views. make this grown man play the teenage mutant ninja alien please its not even that much about missing the character i just want to see him suffer
I just want to you guys know that nobody actually wants to be friends with Midoriya. He’s just going around non-conning people into platonic relationships. Poor todoroki doesn’t know that this isn’t normal—he figures aggressive camaraderie is the way to go since he’s never had actual friends. My baby Shinsou told this man that he didn’t want any friends and Midoriya stood chest to chest with this brother and said “well that’s too damn bad”.
Me: *Follows Shindeku content.*
Tumblr: Gotcha! You want Bakudeku!
Me: *Reblogs Shindeku content*
Tumblr: Look at that Bakudeku. Isn’t this fanart glorious?
Me: *Also follows Tododeku.*
Tumblr: Bakudeku is just great isn’t it?! Don’t you just love Bakudeku!?
Mineta: Would you guys be there for me if I needed you?
Aoyama: Absolutely not
Shinsou: Whatever it is, I hope it sucks
Todoroki: I hope it emotionally scars you for the rest of your life
Shoji: I hope you reach out to me so I can ignore you
Bakugou: Can't wait to go to your funeral, knowing I could've stopped it
Midoriya: Yes I am smart Midoriya: Yes I am stupid Midoriya: It’s called being flexible
Shoji: Get some sleep Midoriya: I can't Shoji: Why? Midoriya: I have things to do! Shoji: So do them Midoriya: I'm too tired Shoji: ...Then sleep? Midoriya: I can't. Too anxious about not doing the things. Shoji: Then do something Midoriya: It's too late Shoji: ...I'm so confused Midoriya: Now youre getting it!
Alien Joe: Human Alan, what are you doing?
Human Alan: Spinning a rubber duck.
AJ: I can sense that, but why?
HA: Dunno, just feel like it.
[The silence of a rubber duck being spun in a small bowl of water]
HA: ...
AJ: ...
HA: Aren't you on duty now?
AJ: I seem to be mesmerized by spinning of the duck.
HA: Yeah, it happens sometimes.
...
...
HA: I think we should get back to work.
AJ: You're right.
[continuation of the silence of the spinning of the rubber duck and the two not resuming their duties]
This is delightful.
Random thought but what would happen if Rody took one of those quirk enhancing drugs. Like.
Would Pino get bigger or?…
Hawks: I am not an early bird or a night owl. I am some form of permanently exhausted pigeon.
someone walked up to me today and told me "you know that you'll never be a real girl, right?" and that might have been the kindest thing anyone has ever said to me
this came to me in a dream
alrighty we're doing this
// bsd ch 118
Basically found family/ brothers ♡
He deserves to be unhinged more often. As a treat <3
bsd x mha doodles!!! ^^
Currently just uploading some of my old pieces here, i hope yall dont mind :)
creature
i talk a lot about pm dazai time traveling or just meeting atsushi and them being brothers
but for ur consideration
pm dazai time travelling and being kind of a dick to atsushi so atsushi decides to do what he does best (kill him with love) so he looks his own dazai dead in the eye, making sure pm dazai is near and calls him osamu-nii
the twin thumps as dazai and dazai pass out are the most satisfying sound he's heard all week
HC that Lucy starts to teach Atsushi and the rest of the ADA American slang and memes as a joke, but then it just starts to get out of hand. Atsushi tries to “it is what it is” out of every major life situation. Yosano mutters “slay queen” while looking at murder cases. Kenji unintentionally hits Kunikida with an “ok boomer.” Dazai learns the phrase, “fuck it, we ball,” and gets 10x worse in his shenanigans.
Happy Valentines Day!
Everyone in Yokohama hiding away the day Kenji, Atsushi and Junichiro are all pissed the fuck off.
The Port Mafia just put up a "We're closed" sign and peak their heads out from behind street corners like... Someone's gonna die today.
Atsushi lands on the ground with a huff, his enemy doing the same with a coy smirk. He sends a glare at the other, not expecting this to be as tiring as it has been.
"Aw~ the little kitty cat is getting tired~" Ranpo sing songs and Atsushi growls harshly. Ranpo only chuckles and releases the strap keeping the knife in place on his thigh. The weapon sits in Ranpo's hand, but does nothing with it.
Atsushi knows that he's fighting a losing battle. Even if he's stronger, the mafioso is one of the smartest people in Yokohama, even Dazai has talked about the ravenette's intelligence with awe. Atsushi sends out a frustrated snort at the other, transforming his legs into those of a tiger before booking it.
Ranpo watches him leave and Atsushi has an inkling that that was what he was expecting. Either way, he can't go back now. He needs to get to the Agency to discuss a plan on how to deal with the Port Mafia.
Back where Ranpo stands, a phone blares out, beeping obnoxiously. Ranpo answered after a few moments, listening to the person on the other end of the phone with a disinterested face.
"Yeah yeah, I got the weretiger. In fact, he's right where I want him~" He ends the phone call, opting to enjoy the breeze before the big bang.
"Weretiger, you're so much fun~"