I've Started Writing A Book! Well, A Short Story Kinda Thing.

Nami: Tch you're so stupid! read a book would ya?

Luffy currently eating a book infront of her: huh?

Nami: .........

What if when the crew gets angry or upset and frustrated they just .....

Beat the shit outta Luffy?

Hear me out!

He's rubber right? And he's the most annoying so if the crew is stressed he just, like, Goes up to them and says "you can hit me if you want" because if it don't hurt him he wouldn't mind.

And one day law just sees the crew just kicking the shit outta Luffy then they say thanks and walk off and Law is just like

What the actual FUCK did I get myself into ?

If you watch Anime for the "Romance" stay the fuck away from me 👿

I wonder if Luffy would be a good slingshot.....

Sanji: Ussop, can I be frank with you?

Usopp: Of course! but I dunno how changing your name is gonna help?

Luffy: Can I still be Luffy?

Chopper: Shh! Luffy let Frank speak!

Franky: There can only be one Frank here!!

Sanji: .......

Surely you've all seen the Everyone is dead AU on twitter right?

So, here's my go at a sad ending

Imagine this

Sanji leans on the rail of the ship. Crashing waves in the distance help keep him calm yet when he hears the footsteps of a certain marimo his nerves spike once again.

"It's a calm sea today huh Cook?"

There's no teasing to his soft voice so he chose to respond with a matching tone.

"If I were to go, being embraced by the sea would be my choice"

Sanji didn't look as Zoro walked beside him, his hand lifting and falling upon his own while he stared at the sea.

"Wouldn't it be better to fall into my embrace instead?"

The question makes Sanji sigh shakily but he smiles as he turns his head.

Zoro is looking at him, a look that says sorry and he can't stand it.

"You should show me, hopeless lost swordsman"

A sad smile paves its way onto Sanjis face at the attempt to sooth the nerves inside himself.

Zoro takes his hand and they both stand on the rail, the sea calm and steady as if their blood wasn't boiling. As if the air around wasn't thick enough already, a fog began to arise in his mind.

"You're a coward shitty cook" was what he said but he smiled as he did.

"As if you're any better Marimo......last one to close their eyes loses."

A smirk appears on the sword man's face and he grips his cooks hand tighter.

"You're on"

The only thing left is the splash of two bodies and a strawhat left on the deck.

Surely, its okay to be a coward if what you're scared of is loneliness.

(Hehe sorry this is shit :'] I tried)

Sanji: I don't feel well today

Zoro: okay?

Sanji: .... Aren't you gonna ask what's wrong?

Zoro *Bleeding out from yet another stab wound*: I don't particularly care for your well being at this moment

*Offended Sanji noises*

Luffy

Luffy: Yo! Usopp! I didn't know you installed a pool below deck!

Usopp: what? I did no such thing?

Luffy: ......

Usopp: ......

Luffy: Usopp the ships sinking

Usopp: I KNOW

Usopp's Mother: Knock Knock

Usopp: Who's there?

Usopp's Mother: not your farther

Usopp: