People Trying To Push Their Opinionz On Me Be Like.

We need more traumatised One Piece Headcannons!! Not with just our boy Snooj

Like

Luffy hallucinates Ace at night,Luffy has a fear of Blood on his hands

Or

Zoro is visibly uncomfortable around long staircases

Or Maybe

Nami has a fear of Sharks, Nami hates pistols !

Usopp is literally an angst magnet!!

GIVE ME SOME ANGST A03 COME ON, WORK WITH ME

Zoro: Oi! Shit-Cook!

Sanji is doing the dishes and ignoring him

Zoro yanks him by the collar and spins him around

Sanji: what the fuck!?

Zoro places a beautiful blue flower behind Sanji's ear and smirks

Zoro: reminded me of your stupid blue eyes

He then walks away like he just accomplished the best insult ever

Sanji is just left stareing in absolute gay awe like: should I be mad??? Should I be blushing??? What the fuck??

Usopp's Mother: Knock Knock

Usopp: Who's there?

Usopp's Mother: not your farther

Usopp:

Sanji: Oi,Marimo, why are you so stinky?

Zoro: I dunno, why are you so ugly

Sanji: ......

Zoro: ......

*PASSIONATE MAKING OUT SOUNDS*

Look, I know Luffy is the quirky MC and he's "supposed" to be younger than most of his crew but

but like

Why he so small?

He's literally the shortest in the crew (second to da Chop) Oda did him dirty 😔

Luffy: Yo! Usopp! I didn't know you installed a pool below deck!

Usopp: what? I did no such thing?

Luffy: ......

Usopp: ......

Luffy: Usopp the ships sinking

Usopp: I KNOW

The hat stays on during sex

-Penguin

(Don't hurt me pls)

Okay Okay hear me out JUST HEAR ME OUT

Trans Ace 👉👈

I woke up today and was excited that my brother started a conversation with me.... I regret waking up.

Here's how the conversation went

Brother (Mockingly): ohmygod you left your room?!

Me: yes I have and I immediately regret it as seeing your face has wounded me

Brother: so mean,anyway you know how you like One Piece?

Me (excited someone has brought up my special interest and is now committed to the conversation): Uh huh What about it?

Brother: well is saw this crossover and thought of you *stupid smug smile*

Me: oh really? Lemme see

Brother: *shows me a fucking fic with a One Piece and My Little Pony CROSSOVER*

Me: ..........I hate you

Brother: Lmao

Hehe