YOU! YOU ARE OBVIOUSLY BLIND IF YOU THINK I'M NOT KISSING THIS BABYGIRL!!

Surely you've all seen the Everyone is dead AU on twitter right?

So, here's my go at a sad ending

Imagine this

Sanji leans on the rail of the ship. Crashing waves in the distance help keep him calm yet when he hears the footsteps of a certain marimo his nerves spike once again.

"It's a calm sea today huh Cook?"

There's no teasing to his soft voice so he chose to respond with a matching tone.

"If I were to go, being embraced by the sea would be my choice"

Sanji didn't look as Zoro walked beside him, his hand lifting and falling upon his own while he stared at the sea.

"Wouldn't it be better to fall into my embrace instead?"

The question makes Sanji sigh shakily but he smiles as he turns his head.

Zoro is looking at him, a look that says sorry and he can't stand it.

"You should show me, hopeless lost swordsman"

A sad smile paves its way onto Sanjis face at the attempt to sooth the nerves inside himself.

Zoro takes his hand and they both stand on the rail, the sea calm and steady as if their blood wasn't boiling. As if the air around wasn't thick enough already, a fog began to arise in his mind.

"You're a coward shitty cook" was what he said but he smiled as he did.

"As if you're any better Marimo......last one to close their eyes loses."

A smirk appears on the sword man's face and he grips his cooks hand tighter.

"You're on"

The only thing left is the splash of two bodies and a strawhat left on the deck.

Surely, its okay to be a coward if what you're scared of is loneliness.

(Hehe sorry this is shit :'] I tried)

I wonder if Luffy would be a good slingshot.....

Sanji *Has a dream about Zoro*

Gets up and walks to Zoro

Kicks him is the face

Zoro: WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT FOR SHIT COOK!?

Sanji: STAY THE HELL OUTTA MY DREAMS BASTARD!!

Zoro: ......

Sanji: ......

Zoro: That's kinda Ga-

*insert fried marimo here*

Sanji *Casually walking up to Zoro and kicking his leg to wake him* : I found something I'm better at than you marimo

Zoro *Knowing a fight has started and is already involved*:I'll believe it when I see it, 4th place.

Sanji *grinning*: I'm more flexible than you

Zoro *Eyebrow raised*: Flexible? I work out every day how could you be more flexible?

Sanji: *Does the splits* *Puts his leg up to his head* Puts his arm all the way around his neck*

Zoro *stareing in absolute horror*: WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOUR BONES!?

Sanji: Where do you think you're going?

Luffy *Crawling out the window while I'll*: nowhere

Zoro *waiting on the other side of the window*: You coming or what!?

Sanji: .....

Luffy: .....

Zoro: ......

Zoro: Wait this isn't my ship

Sanji: if I say I love you, will you say it back?

Nami: yes

Sanji: I love you 🥰

Nami: It back

Sanji:.....

Nami:......

Nami: that'll be 10,000 berries

The strawhats invite Sabo for tea.

Sanji: wait wait wait. So you're telling me, that polite young man over there is insane?? I don't belive you.

Luffy: Oh but Sanji he is! He was even weirder than me and Ace combined!!

Robin: I'll have to agree with Cook-San here it doesn't seem likely,could you perhaps give us an example captain?

Luffy: oh!? Yeah sure !

He turned around to where Sabo was cleaning the table

Luffy: Yo! Sabo, what did you say your favourite sound was again?

Sabo: Again? Isn't this like .....the 4th time you've asked that Luf?

Luffy: it's not my fault I forget!

Sabo: yeah yeah, well, I Like the sound people's skulls make when they crack between my fingers. It makes a satisfying crunch and the blood drips down so fast :D

Luffy: See

Probably Everyone: What the fu-?

Ooh ho ho Disco Daddy? HELL YEAH!!

i got gay daddy too 😂

Y'all remember when I said

"WhY lUfFy So SmAlL?"

Yeah well, he's still taller than me 🥲👍

It's ✨️them✨️

Lil Luffy: O H MY GOD

Lil Ace: WHAT!? What's wrong!?

Lil Luffy: Waffles are just pancakes with abs!!!!

Lil Ace: ......

Lil Luffy: :D

Lil Ace: you're adopted