27 Points, Not Bad 😎👍

People watching gear five: woah this is....so stupid...its silly....its not serious.....

Me: yah 😃 ikr best thing I've watched ever

People watching gear 5: no no. I'm insulting it

Me: ......by narrating the best parts??

Zoro: Oi! Shit-Cook!

Sanji is doing the dishes and ignoring him

Zoro yanks him by the collar and spins him around

Sanji: what the fuck!?

Zoro places a beautiful blue flower behind Sanji's ear and smirks

Zoro: reminded me of your stupid blue eyes

He then walks away like he just accomplished the best insult ever

Sanji is just left stareing in absolute gay awe like: should I be mad??? Should I be blushing??? What the fuck??

Has this already been done?

Oh well, here it is

(If you can't read it here)

What is that?

Is that your fucking moss-ona?

That's cringe!

YOU'RE CRINGE!!

....

*Sad Sanji noises*

Law: I'm afraid your friend (Zoro) is dead, he suffered from two heart attacks.

Luffy: What!? I thought people only had one heart?

Law: no I mean he had them back to back.

Luffy: HE HAD TWO BACKS!?

Give me a One Piece duo that this doesn't apply to

Go on I'll wait

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Whoo hoo! New introduction!! Yippie 🗣️

So, as you all know I've decided to leave the One piece fandom due to not having interest anymore. But that doesn't mean I don't still love it! Just I won't post as much about it.

But now The Amazing Digital Circus has finally come out, I'm at a new stage of motivation!! So I'll finally be opening requests for oneshot fics!

I'll link my Ao3 when I figure out how.

So, thanks for listening 😁

Enjoy my shitposts dudes, all follows are appreciated.

Peace out✌(◕‿-)✌

Sanji: I don't feel well today

Zoro: okay?

Sanji: .... Aren't you gonna ask what's wrong?

Zoro *Bleeding out from yet another stab wound*: I don't particularly care for your well being at this moment

*Offended Sanji noises*

I feel like Luffy would either be the most asexual bitch in the world or an absolute whore........

Huh? What do you mean? No it's not midnight! YES I HAVE SLEPT FOR THE PAST 3 DAYS STFU

Okay Okay hear me out JUST HEAR ME OUT

Trans Ace 👉👈