The Yassification Of Crimson Rain Sought Flower

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God all you people ranting about how sabo is the responsible brother don’t know the truth.

(finally decided to post my sabo rant lol)

Look at him. LOOK AT HIM.

 This man ran away from high class society and rejected the government at age five. His dumb ass decided to befriend ace, who at the time was the equivalent of a feral gremlin child who beat up people in bars (rightfully so). He suggested that they kill luffy.

And then, oh then he was like fuck this and ran off and (died) joined the revolutionary.

AND YOU KNOW WHAT HE DID THERE. BEAT UP MORE PEOPLE. SAID FUCK YOU TO THE GOVERNMENT. PROBABLY BURNED DOWN A FEW CORRUPT COUNTRIES. CRIED A BIT.

Ace? The one you say is the irresponsible brother? He stayed AT HOME. And raised LUFFY. Learned MANNERS. Became a captain. Which means he raised a child who decided stabbing himself was a good idea and made sure he reached adulthood, tried to better himself to thank someone for saving his brother’s life, learned to be responsible for others, after taking care of Luffy, made his crew survive into the new world and sacrificed himself so his crew would get away. 

AND THEN. He became a white beard! Lead an entire division! We see him asking for permission from Whitebeard to go after teach, or at the very least telling him what he was doing! A good boy! Trusts in his brothers! Cares for them!! Makes sure his brothers crew is okay for him!! Saves his brother!!  

RESPONSIBLE!

NOW BACK TO SABO. 

NOW LOOK AT HIM. 

THIS MAN MAKES HIS CAREER RUINING NOBLES CAREERS. HE REGULARLY IGNORES MEETINGS TO SAY HI TO LUFFY, DOESN’T TELL ANYONE. LOVES HIS BROTHER BUT IS NOT RESPONSIBLE. TOO MUCH GUILT. IF LUFFY ASKED HIM TO TAKE DOWN AN ENTIRE CITY HED BE LIKE FUCK YEA. ACE WOULD TOO BUT HED BE MORE CAREFUL. SABO? NEEDS SUPERVISION. ABSOLUTELY BATSHIT. IS ABSOLUTELY FERAL. WILL BURN DOWN EVERYTHING. ANARCHY IS IS GOAL. 

Ace was also kind enough to let us know when he died sabos just a mystery which means he’s irresponsible as fuck. 

does shit like this and doesn’t follow up. :/

In conclusion; 

ace is the most responsible brother of ASL, learned from older sibling energy and learning to raise luffy and protect his crew as captain. Sabo is a dumbass and absolutely not responsible, based on fucking off on his job which is based on saying fuck you to authority. Will burn down anything without question, regret consequences later. (In aces case, he will think about the consequences first, regret them, burn anything anyway.) Luffy is responsible for 9 people and the downfall of several government institutions. Luffy is not responsible. Sabo is not responsible. Ace is the most responsible. If you must write them (highly encouraged, you all are very talented) please take this into consideration. Thank you. 

PS. This by no means means that any of the asl boys should be trusted with authority. They are in canon, and it is a disaster. the world is crumbling at their feet. I love them. 

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ok so top 5 or at least some very very gay one piece fights

luffy vs. katakuri: sometimes you just stab yourself in solidarity after fighting for a whole damn day while you learn to respect the other and sometimes you say he’ll beat your mother right before he leaves a hat on your face. sometimes you’ll be one of the very few opponents he’ll call his name. sometimes you beat each other bloody to cope

garp vs. roger: no particular fight here it’s just the inherent homoeroticism of chesing each other all around the world and comparing all other enemies to the other while wistfully looking into the distance as if it could make the other appear. he’s your mortal enemy then you trust him to save your unborn son this is just how it goes. also he’s the thiccest himbo thats ever graced marine colors

crocodile vs mingo: its the bitter jelous ex energy that just adds to the sexual tension of mingo beheading croco who all but spits on the ground and tells him to fuck himself while mingo pretends to be surpised that prison didnt humble him and says he’s jelous for siding with the other side. this is not heterosexual.

zoro vs. kaku: first of all zoro pops a boner at the sight of every decent swordman, second of all there’s just no heterosexual explanation for any of these panles i’ll let these talk for themselves:

“you’ve draw your sword [prev panel is of a very stragetically palced one]” “it’s moaning for blood” ‘your whole body is a weapon” like Mr. Roronoa sir maybe if you just said you want to suck his dick you wouldn’t have popped a whiole ass Asura in front of everyone. bitch you are gay

1. nami vs. kalifa: the greeting from the bath, nami saying how hot she is multiple times during the whole arc, nami calling sanji a mess for letting kalifa’s beautify do her in then falling for it within the same breath, the cloth ripping. if there is one regret nami has of her time with the strawhats is that she missed the chance of kalifa railing her silly. 

conclusion: zoro and her commiserate over their chance of getting laid in enies lobby in gay drunk silence

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