@tvvigjuice NO SHE IS NOT
cleo :D
@tvvigjuice like this one
Check some of the branch threads on my profile, you’ll see what I’m talking about.
BREAK THE CIRCLE MOTHER! IF YOU DON’T I WILL
Idk I just noticed this immediately. Also, THE TRAUMA BIT, NOT THE ONION BIT
@tvvigjuice THIS IS IN NO WAY HEALTHY AND YOU SHOULD PROBABLY TELL HER (sorry about the mess you’ll see when you wake up)
@tvvigjuice TELL HER THIS IS NOT HEALTHY OR NORMAL
NO!
No. No that is not what mothers do. Are you okay?
Your point is null and void. I have been traumatised for life. No amount of therapy will ever help me recover.
That was true until YOU ATE A RAW ONION LIKE AN APPLE! RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME!
Tomatoes are nice.
I don’t like lemons. Or black liquorice. Or raw onions.
Seems like it.
Mother, why are you hurting yourself with onions?
2/7 winners designs :3
THE ONION MADE ME CRY
WE JUST MET UP IRL SHES EATING A RAW ONION
I know vampirism is often used as a metaphor for the drain of the aristocracy but I think it would be fun to have more vampire characters who were just some guy before they got turned. You seek out the most ancient vampire in existence and find out he was a 40 year old wheat farmer in ancient Mesopotamia when he was turned 7,000 years ago and he hasn’t been doing much since then.
the aquamarine au
Info about au below (or at least what i have so far)
-based on the 2006 move Aquamarine, a teen romcom about two teenage girls meeting a mermaid and helping her find love to achieve their wish of one of them not moving away (its my childhood). this au takes basic plot ideas from the movie but with major changes
Jimmy and Joel are both 17. Jimmy's family owns a small, local beach resort where he also lives. Joel lives next door and they're basically attached at the hip and spend all their time at the resort. It's tense between them because Joel is moving far away by the end of the summer.
Scar is 19. He's been working at the beach as a lifeguard since he was in high school. Local sweetheart, everybody loves him. Seems like he sucks at his job, but nothing wrong ever really happens on his shift. Known flrt.
Grian is an unknown age but closer to Scar than Jimmy and Joel. I'm still working out his part. He's a mermaid who ran away from home. The Watchers are a group who protect mermaid pods but have very strict rules and archaic views; such as there is no such thing as love and have arranged a marriage for Grian he doesn't want (The Watchers in this au are less Mega Evil and more Parents Who Don't Understand and Kind Of Suck). He runs away to prove love exists. In doing so, getting into a major fight with his sister.
Grian gets caught in a storm and washes up into the pool of the beach resort, where Jimmy and Joel find him. They are SUPER cautious at first, but immediately offer to help him find true love when Grian tells them that helping a mermaid grants them a wish. They're hoping to use the wish to make it so Joel's family doesn't move away.
Grian is a bit oblivious to the human world, but even more so to the concept of love, because it is not common in the mer world. This leads Grian to believe anyone can love you with a bat of an eyelash, which leads him to try to woo the first interesting person who catches his eyes; aka Scar. When it doesn't immediately work, he's actually quite pissed off and thinks its Scar's fault for not falling in love with him. Jimmy and Joel proceed to make a plan to match the two together because Scar is so nice and probably the only person willing to give this weird and off putting mermaid a chance.
Unlike the movie, which takes place over a couple days, this au takes place over the course of a month or two, so there is even more chemistry between the cast. Hijinks and cringey romcom shenanigans ensue.
The ending is very different from the movie (im still thinking about it i dont have a lot for this au please go watch Aquamarine tho its my childhood and i love it)
uhhhhh IDK WHO IS GOOD FOR A CECILLIA CHARACTER. ok in the movie theres a character named cecillia shes the typical mean girl trying to stop the main characters from getting together. i wanna put someone in this role bc shes iconic and has funny moments im inspired by but im having a hard time thinking of someone who fits the role. any ideas for this or any thoughts at all are welcome, this au is for fun!!!
I’m just here lol
This is all made for fun of course. All the lifers can be on whatever teams they want forever and should feel no pressure to mix it up.
It’s a texture thing.
tumblr friendships are hard to maintain like im sorry i know i havent talked to you in 5 months but you’re still super rad and i still consider us friends im just dumb
I would also take a bite out of an onion. Not a raw one though.