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2015 - Here are some gifs of Donald Trump being attacked by a bald eagle named Uncle Sam, literally the least patriotic thing that can happen to an American. [video]

Some JRWI fanart, my best work tbh

Did you know that the tallest moss species only gets to ~20 inches?

Very accurate

So, Jimmy's curse has been broken. And Scott is to blame.

Y'know in the first session, when Scott stops him from teaming up with Scar? What if The Watchers wanted him to team with Scar? And if he did, he would be very likely to die first, as normal. But because Scott stopped it, he ruined The Watchers plan. Scott has continuously done things to make The Watchers mad, and I think The Boogyman task was forced in by The Watchers in hopes to get everyone against Scott to kill him.

And that plan failed as well.

Jevin! I don't really know him that much, so I did some research-- I saw a buncha cool Tumblr posts and I watched a vid of his.

I have come to the conclusion that Jevin is AWSOME!! Def gonna start watching him more often

Now to talk about the drawing: The skeleton ain't that great, but that's because I did this from memory and I have never taken a formal art or anatomy class and I didn't look up a reference lmao. (Also, ignore that I gave him the Elvis haircut-- I did not put effort into the hair, he just looked bald without it)

I feel like I did pretty well for accidentally making it slightly in perspective and for having never drawn a skeleton before.

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Aight y'all. Here's a lesson I learned from my wife, and I wish I'd learned it years ago:

Before you buy anything, take 5 minutes to search (preferably with a non-Google search engine like DuckDuckGo) "best [whatever] for [specific purpose if necessary]."

Make sure you look at who the reviews are from; there are a lot of bad spam sites out there, but you can find good lists on reputable sites. However, you'll get some of the best lists on Reddit.

Most of what you'll find at the top of the lists on Amazon (and Walmart) are people who have paid for that spot. You'll still have to use discernment to make sure you're picking a good review site, but I'm not kidding when i say that the last time we had to buy a plunger, I ended up on a thread on a plumber's forum where they were discussing which plunger they keep in their own bathroom. (The overwhelming winner was something called a Toilet Saber, and... it's much easier to use than the usual style of plunger, actually.)

She searches "best potato peeler" and "best pastry blender" and "best standing desk" and it seems so obvious, right, but she does it for literally everything and the average quality of things I own has gone way, way up since I started taking 5 minutes to search "best yoga socks" and "best cuticle trimmers" and then going to buy whatever it is.

Her research skills go into overdrive when it comes to big purchases; she's the one who researched our sublimation printer and found the desk I currently use. If there's an extremely passionate subreddit out there about the thing she wants to buy, she'll find it and then read half a dozen reviews.

I cannot stress enough how much she does this. About. Everything. And how much everything we own is better as a result.

It's amazing, honestly.

I see lots of people saying Slime=Blood, and that's true, but I don't think it applies to the first episode. I'll see people say that he's covered in blood, but then why would he be the slime demon? In the Christian Hell bit, he says, "- it's just they don't really like me that much we sort of have a reputation, they kinda think I'm lame cause I'm the slime guy-." It doesn't make sense for him to be unliked if he was the blood guy, y'know? They would probably think he's cooler if he was the blood guy, not calling him lame. And also blood is so much more liquid, and not as sticky as slime is. If he was covered in blood, then he wouldn't stick to everything as well as he does.

Y'know, sometimes I get sad thinking about all the super serious things in the genloss lore, but then I remember that slimecicle was literally a hand towel.